Link: Welcome back to the show. Darunia, do you have any hobbies or interests?
Darunia: Yeah sure I can fix things pretty well. I've been a mechanic for 10 years.
Mido: Cool. I've always wanted to be a mechanic. Unfortunately I got a job on this show.
Zelda: Really you can fix things? Well hows about fixing that broken butten on your control panel?
Darunia: Ummm....ok. Which one is it?
Zelda: It says disco ball on it. We used to party after the show but Ganon pushed the butten in too hard and broke it. The big bastard.
Ganondorf: *from outside window* I heard that you little brat!
Darunia: Ok lets see here. *takes a monkey wrench and starts to work on the panel* I think I found the problem *starts twisting the monkey wrench around and suddenly the panel electrocutes Darunia and sends him flying back* YEOOOOOOOW!!!
Ganondorf: *from outside window* Hey! What just happened?! That rock muching prick had better not be skrewing around with my control panel!
Link: You shut up out there! Darunia, are you ok?
Darunia: *smoldering* Ow! My face is sizzling. *coughs* Link, tell my wife I love her and tell my son to stop downloading porno *passes out*.
Link: Ummm... I think he's ok. Someone get the doctor in here.
*the medic on the show comes on stage and carries Darunia away*
Zelda: Oh my god. I sure hope he'll be ok. The poor guy.
Mido: Yeah. He wasn't as bad as Ganondorf.
Link: Well thats the problem. Now that Darunia is gone, *sighs* I'm afraid Ganondorf will have to come back.
Zelda and Mido: Awwwww!!!
Ganondorf: *from outside window* YES!! GANON IS BACK!!! *laughs evily and comes into the studio*
Link: I'm sorry guys but we can't do a show without a director. Besides the episode is over anyway.
Ganondorf: Damn it's so good to be back.
Link: Ganon you've only been fired for about 20 minutes.
Ganondorf: Yeah I know but it seemed like such a long time. *runs up to Midos desk* Good to see you again old buddy.
Mido: Errr...you never said I was your buddy.
Ganondorf: Yeah, but you are. *runs up to Zeldas desk* Hello beutiful.
Zelda: Ganon please. I'm not in the mood now.
Ganondorf: Ahhh your just a bit crankey that all *slaps Zelda on the butt*
Zelda: Ohhh! You pervert!
Link: Allright, Ganondorf. If you would please sit down. The shows almost over.
Ganondorf: Sure thing *sits in his chair*
Mido: GOTCHA!!! *cuts a rope holding up an anvil which falls on top of Ganon*
Ganondorf: OWWWWW!! MY BACK!!! MY FREAKING BACK!!!!
Zelda: WHOA!!! Mido, that was a bit harsh.
Link: Yeah. You could have asked me to throw my coffee at him or something minor like that.
Mido: Yeah maybe your right. That anvil joke was probably a bit to heavy on Ganondorf. Get it anvil? Heavy?
*Everyone laughs, except Ganon*
Link: Well that wraps up tonights show. Goodnight everyone.
*Link, Zelda, Mido and the audience leave the studio but Ganon is still stuck under the anvil*
Ganon: *muffled voice, beneath the anvil* Umm...hello? Guys? A little help here?
