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"Ganondorf's Thoughts of Love"

Ganondorf's Thoughts of Love

By: Mega-X

Love. What a stupid thing, It makes my ears ring!

The guy who invented love songs is a real jerk!

Love songs drive me berserk!

Kisses are no better!

I'd rather wear a sweater made 'o' cheddar!

Pink! Pink is the worst colour....

...I think...

Roses! I'll rip up any rose!

If I see one, i'll tie myself to tree with a garden hose!

Don't ever make me give you a hug!

Those things are a REAL bug!

I'll never pet a dove!

They're sent from down below, not up above!

So don't bother me with that stupid thing called: LOVE!