This story is dedicated
to John, my net friend and biggest fan.
(everyone is sitting in Zelda's entertaiment room)
Link: (checks his watch) Chibi Sakura should be here any minute now.
Zelda: Does she have to come? We all hate her.
Link: She said she had a surprise. I had to let her come.
Ganondorf: Oh boy! A surprise! I hope it's cake!
Everyone: Shut up!
(Chibi Sakura enters the room with a very mysterious person)
Chibi Sakura: Hiyas ugly people! This is my friend, John!
John: (waves) Hello!
Saria: Eeeeeeek! He's signaling a big monster to come and eat me! Aaaaaah!
Nabouru: (slaps Saria) Snap out of it, woman!
Chibi Sakura: John, why don't you tell us a few things about yourself?
John: Well, I'm a swordsman and a martial artist. (punches a BIG hole
in the wall)
Ganondorf: Well then, karate boy! You think you're sooo tough! C'mon!
Fight me and show me what you got! (puts his hands in a very lame and incorrect
karate chop position)
John: Amateur. (punches Ganondorf VERY hard in the stomache)
(Ganondorf falls over. Then John kicks him in the mouth and a tooth
Ganondorf: (picks up the tooth) Wowzers! I lost my first baby tooth!
I'm going to go give it to the tooth fairy! (skips out of the room)
(everyone cheers because John got rid of Ganondorf)
Link: What do we do now?
Chibi Sakura: Let's do some skits from one of my favorite shows:The
One hour later.....
The Girls Room skit:
Chibi Sakura: Welcome to the girls room! My name is Amber and I'm popular!
Nabouru: I'm Sheila. Get used to it!
Zelda: I'm Tammy and I'm from Tennesse.
Impa: I'm Debbie! I like eggs!
Chibi Sakura: Today on the girls room, we're going to announce the award
for the most stupidest student in school! Here are the candidates:
Debbie, Debbie, Debbie, and Debbie!
Zelda: As an exchange student from Tennesee, I announce that the winner
is (drum roll) Debbie!
Impa: I like eggs! (she gets the award) This reminds me of the
time a dog barked!
Nabouru: It reminds me of how stupid you are.
Chibi Sakura: Well, that's all the time we have in the girls room! Remember,I'm
Nabouru: I'm bad.
Zelda: I'm from Tennesee!
Impa: Woof woof!
Totally Kyle! skit:
(John is Kyle)
John: Um..one time..I, like, was eatin' popcorn. And when I was, like,
you know, eatin' popcorn, I, like, put a burned piece in my, you know,
mouth. It it, like, tasted really bad, so I drank some water. (plays his
Hillbilly Moment skit:
(the hillbilles come out of their cabin)
Saria: Knock knock!
Link: Hoo hoo! Who's there?
Link: Brick who?
Saria: I'm gonna hit ya on the head with a brick!
(Saria whacks him on the head with a fake brick)
Link: Hee hee hee hee! That's a goodin'!
(banjo music then the skit ends)
Chibi Sakura: We did a good job, don't you think?
Impa: I was best!
Link: What do we do now?
Nabouru: Let's watch Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring!
Author's note: This part contains spoilers if you haven't seen the movie
(the movie plays)
(Frodo is sitting in a tree and he sees Gandalf coming, so he runs over
Frodo: You're late!
Gandalf: (stops his horse and gets off) A wizard is never late, Frodo
Baggins, nor is he early. He arrives precisly when he is meant to.
That night at Bilbo's birthday...
(Frodo and Sam are sitting at a table)
Sam: There are so any hobbits here!
Frodo: Half the Shire's been invited and the rest of them are turning
Bilbo: I want you all to know that I love each and every one of you
dearly. However, my time is going fast, I must leave. Now, GOOD-BYE! (puts
the Ring on and disappears)
A few hours later....
(Gandalf and Frodo are sitting at the table. Gandalf shows Frodo the
Gandalf: They are one, the Ring and the Dark Lord. Frodo, he must never
Frodo: Gandalf, I cannot take on such a thing. Can you not keep it?
Gandalf: Through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to
imagine. Do not tempt me, Frodo! (he gives Frodo the Ring) The Ring is
yours now...Keep it secret, keep it safe! (leaves the house)
(Sam, Frodo, Pippin, and Merry are walking on the road)
Pippin: Frodo, this quest thing...isn't this too dangerous? If I take
one more step, it will be the farthest from home I've ever gone!
Sam: It's a dangerous business going out of your door...You step on
to the road and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you
might be swept off too.
Frodo: I am not scared. Do not worry!
(a Black Rider comes onto the rode. The hobbit hide. The Black Rider
sniffs the air and leaves)
Merry: That Black Rider was looking for something...or someone...
The movie skips to where Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry, and Aragorn
(the ranger they meet in the Prancing Pony Inn) are fighting the Ring Wraiths.
Aragorn: Yaaaah! (sets a Ring Wraith on fire)
(Saria: Eeeeeek! (the runs away))
The movie plays all the way to when the Company (Frodo, Sam, Pippin,
Merry, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, and Aragorn (Gandalf died)) are in Lothlorien.
(Frodo looks into her mirror, and sees horrible things)
Galadriel: What you saw, I cannot tell, for the mirror shows many things...things
that were...things that are, and somethings that have not yet come to pass.
Outside when the Company gets ready to leave...
Galadriel: Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
The movie plays to the end and the movie finishes.
Link: That movie is sooo cool! Legolas looks a lot like me!
Chibi Sakura: Did you here that? "Even the smallest person can change
the course of the future." That means I can change the furture!
Zelda: I'm bored. Let's have a popcorn eating contest!
(everyone gets a BIG bowl of popcorn)
Saria: Eeeeek! This popcorn is white! That means it's a vampire! (runs
behind a chair)
Zelda: (cuts the popcorn gracefully with a knife and fork) I must be
Nabouru: (shoves the popcorn into her mouth slowly) Nooooo....popcorrrrn
(John finishes his popcorn first and wins)
Chibi Sakura: Yaaay! John won!
(John gets a trophy and a lifetime supply of popcorn)
Chibi Sakura: Since you're the winner, you get to pick the game we play!
John: How about "basketpuck"? It's a game where we all skate on ice
and bounce a big hockey puck into a basketball net!
Chibi Sakura: Okay!!
(the arena is set up)
John: Chibi Sakura, Zelda, Link, and I will be on one team and Nabouru,
Saria, Impa, and this guy named Bob will be on the other.
Let the game begin!
(John passes the puck to Link)
Link: Thanks, buddy! (Link skates over to Zelda)
Zelda: (recives the puck) Thank-you! (the puck is stolen by Nabouru)
Nabouru: Ha ha! (crashes into Impa and John gets the puck and scores)
John's team: Hooray for John!
(Saria gets the puck)
Saria: Hee hee ha ha! (the puck slips from her hands) Eeeek! A monster.
(leaves the game)
John: (catches the puck and scores) Yeah!
Chibi Sskura: Yay! John rocks at this game! We're spraying the other
team's asses everywhere!
(the bell rings)
Link: The game has ended! Our team won! Hooray for John! (John's team
Impa: It's time for bed!
Chibi Sakura: John and I don't have to! Let's go to the sword shop!
(John and Chibi Sakura disappear)
(everyone gets into their sleeping bags and fall asleep)
Link: (dreaming) Get ready...for..more...insanity...later...in Zelda's
Sleepover 5....which will also feature John....