*Link sits at his desk. Drinking his coffee*
Link:Welcome to the Link show starring...Me Link *The audience cheers*
Link:Also starring my beutiful wife Princess Zelda who is also the musician on the show.
*Camera focuses on Zelda sitting at another desk, she blows a kiss to the audience. The audience cheers*
Link: And Ganondorf, my arch nemesis and the director of the show.
*Camera focuses on Ganondorf sitting at his desk. He waves at the audience but the audience boo's at him. He then gives them the finger with an angry look on his face*.
Link:Now Ganon you don't always be so mean. Thats the only reason the audience boos at you.
Ganondorf: Thats the way I am, Im evil you little creep.
Link:*rolls his eyes* Like I never knew that. Anyway on this show we take people from Hyrule, which is where I and my 2 partners come from. And those particular people are my guests that we interview, ask them what they do and then maybe we argue with them for awhile but in the end it's really a lot of fun. So let me welcome my first guest. Ganon if you will.
*Ganondorf lowers the curtain to reveal...Saria. She waves to the audience and the audience cheers*
Link:My guest tonight is my best friend Saria.
Saria:Thanks a lot for having me on the show tonight Link. I've always wanted to be on TV.
Link: So does everyone else, please take a seat Saria.
*Saria sits down next to Links desk*
Link:So anyway Saria what have you been up to lately.
Saria:*nervously* Well...um...I
Ganondorf:Oh for gods sake! Just say something already!
Link:You keep quiet! Go on Saria don't be shy.
Saria:Well that's the problem...I don't think I should tell you.
Zelda:Go on Saria just say the three words.
Link, Saria, Ganondorf: What?
Zelda:The three words. I love you. Is that what your trying to say to Link? But don't you two get too close, he's my husband.
Saria: *giggles* Oh no no. It's not that. I actually love Mido and...
*Ganondorf interupts her with a loud laugh. He falls out of his chair. Saria blushes with embarrasment*
Link and Zelda:*angrilly* SHUT UP GANONDORF!!!
Ganondorf:*gets up gasping for breath from laughing so hard* I'm sorry but It's just so...funny.
Mido:*In audience stand* You think it's funny pickle nose!
Ganondorf: *stands up with his fists clenched* What did you just call me?!
Mido:*jumps out of the audience stand and walks up to Ganons desk* You heard me pinocheo. Youre nose is so big people mistake it for a cob of corn.
*The audience laughs loudly and so does Link, Zelda and Saria. Ganon gives Mido a cold stare*
Ganondorf: Allright tough guy lets settle this...thumb wrestling!
Mido: Fine by me.
Link: Oooooh! This should be interesting.
*Ganon and Mido engage in thumb wrestling. Ganondorf nearly beats Mido but eventualy Mido gets the best of Ganon and wins*
Ganondorf:NOOOOOOO!!!
Mido: YES!!! VICTORY HAHAHA!!!
Link: Good job Mido. How would you like to be the comedian on my show.
Mido: *Thinks for a second* Well...ok. What do I have to do?
Zelda: Just make people laugh and you'll be the perfect comedian.
Mido: Ok cool. I'm in *He jumps behind another desk*
Link:Ok now that we have that out of the way why don't you discuss what has been happeining in the forest since I left Saria.
Saria: Well nothing much but we have been using your treehouse as our club house. We accidently broke you bed too.
Link:*sits quietly for a second* Umm...okay. Anything else new?
Saria: Some stupid kokori set the woods on fire
Link:*slaps his forehead* AGAIN!!! I told that guy not to play with matches. *turns to Mido* When you get home kick his ass for me ok.
Mido:*cracking his knuckles* Sure thing. I don't like that guy anyway.
Zelda: Who?
Saria: The shop keeper in Kokori forest. He's always a trouble maker.
Ganondorf: Hey he's my friend. We like to smash windows together.
Link:*bored* Yeah, Yeah. That's nice Ganon. So anyway Saria you and Mido are...in love.
*Mido and Saria blush*
Mido: Well...technically yes but...
Ganondorf: *snickers* oooh. Mido and Saria sitting in a tree K-I...
Zelda:*gives Ganon a glare* You keep quiet you ugly freak.
Ganondorf: Hey enough with the name calling ya bitch I was just making a joke.
Link:*get's up from his desk and walks up to Ganondorf* Can we talk in the back room for a second.
Ganondorf:*nervously* Umm...ok.
*Link and Ganon walk into a small room*
Ganondorf:Allright look im sorry but....*Link puts Ganondorf in a headlock* HEY WHAT!!!!
Link: Now you listen to me you creepy old bastard if you ever call my wife a bitch again I'll kick you evil ass off my show forever. You get me?!
Ganon:*Nods quickly, sweat running down his head in fear*
Link:*Releases him* Let's get back to the show.
*The two of them walk back to their desks"
Link:Allright so you were saying Mido?
Mido: Well yeah we are in love but basicly I'm nervous about these kind of things.
Saria: Youre always nervous. But thats why your so cute.
Mido:*blushing* Saria..please not here.
Zelda: Kind of reminds me of the time you and I were younger Link.
Link: *sighs* Yeah, I know. You always made me blush.
Zelda: Link you still blush today.
Link: Oh yeah. Sorry. *he blushes*.
Ganondorf:*Sits quietly in his chair and checks his watch* Oh would you look at the time. I gotta leave, seeya later guys
Link: Wait. The shows not over yet we still have 5 minutes.
*Ganondorf ingores him and runs out of the studio. The sound of a car driving away is heard outside the window*
Link: Well I guess thats it for now. Tune in next time for the "The Link Show". Goodnight everyone.
