CHAPTER 3>>
In the sotheastern part of the 2nd world, Hyrule, there was a forest. This place was a mythical place, were no one usually traveled. Rumor was (and is true) that anyone who entered these woods without special invitation would be converted into a demon within 2 hours. some would call the inhabitants of the forest Imps, but this is not true. The Kokiri elves never aged past 10 years old. He had one elf friend, a girl with green eyes, green hair, and green clothes. Link often came to her for advice and companionship, altough he was techinically 9 years older. She was always asking about his love life. . . Probably becuase she wanted to be a part of it.
On one of these companionship visits, the subject of a girl came up. He wouldn't say what girl, but Saria had to meddle. So she started asking questions.
"I like to stay confidential with this stuff," Link said.
Saria sighed and looked up at him. "Can you at least tell me If you've kissed her yet?"
Link sort of chuckled. "Actually," He said, "I have." Saria glanced at him akwardly. "Well. . ." she said, "tell all. You can't just say that much. Go into detail."
"Why do you want to know in the first place?" he asked. "You have always been so nosey about this stuff." He sighed. "Why do I always sucker up to you?. . Alright, I'll tell you."
"Yaayyy!" Saria yelled.
"Well," Link started. "She was the more agrassive than I was. . . She slammed me up agaist the wall and put her hands on my shoulders. And I really mean "slammed."
"So what did you do?"
"I slid my arms around her waist."
"That's all?"
"That's all."
"Well, she did good, but honestly. . .you are completly lame."
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That night, as Ingo put the horses in the stable and Talon was (continuing) sleeping, Link quietly snuck into the ranch. He looked around trying to find anything that might resemble Malon's room. He walked into the warehouse, only to find nothing of interest. There were a bunch of crates and cows. He was about to leave when he looked over at a crate. He tried to get himself to leave. But he couldn't help it, so thought to himself: "What the hell, It's for old times sake."
He walked over to the crate and grabbed the top of it. He placed his other hand straight in the middle and drove his shoulder into the crate, pushing it with all his might. He moved it, and had fun doing it, but decided to leave. As he was walking out the door, he was hit in the head with a peanut shell. He looked around mindlessly, still being assualted, trying to figure out who was attaking him. He heard a giggle. He look up twords the window and saw Malon carrying a bag of nuts. She smiled down at him.
"I heard some wierd noises downstairs," she said. "Are you playing with the crates?" She giggled a bit.
"Actually, I was. I've been trying to find your room."
"What do you want in my room for?!" She stared at him waiting for an answer, but didn't get one. "There's a trapdoor in the floor. The cow likes to sit on it, you might have to move it too."
"How the hell do I move the cow?!"
"You have to sit down on the floor then moo at it!" She winked at him. "This should be rather cute. . . You have to pet her too. Go on. Moo loud enough so I can hear you!" She luaghed loudly.
"I'll never let myself do that. . . "
Once Link had moved the cow (he felt rather emparessed, he gave into his pride and mooed like a 3 year old) he opened the trapdoor, leading into a basement. On the farside of the wall, there was a ladder that led to the second floor of the warehouse. He climbed up and into Malon's room.
"HOLY CRAP!" He yelled. The room was huge. There was a very large Round bed in the center of the room, with various fine dresses hanging from her walls, and a huge wooden dresser in the cornor. But what he really went for was the girl Malon was sitting on the bed wearing nothing but her slip, with her legs crossed and a big smile. The bathroom was nice too. It was very clean.The tub was huge, a hyrule version of a large spa. (If you really wanna know how a hottub would work in Hyrule, ask when you review and I'll explain in my response.) Link lit a fire in the fireplace to keep out the winter cold, and they fell asleep peacefully on the bed, Link's arms wraped around her shoulders.
