Chapter 3: Red meets Ren the monkey
When they started to go up the mountain, a monkey named Ren came towards Red and co.,as if from nowhere, and spoke to Red. “Hello Mr. Red,how are you today??” Ren asked. “Huh,who are you? And how do you know me?” Red ased. “You are a famous world-renowned hero,are you not??” Ren responded. “That I am!!” Red answered. “Then may I help you??” Ren asked. “Help me??” Red asked. “Well you see, I was an orphan at birth,my parents didn’t want me around so they abandoned me to fend for myself!! I’ve moved here to the mountains and have lived here for 12 years.” Ren told Red and co. “Geez,that’s awfully messed up,man.So,basically,what you’re saying is,that you never really had a family at all??” Red asked Ren. “Yes.That is exactally what I’m saying.I am willing to do whatever necessary if you help me!!!” Ren pleaded. “Hey,hey,hey!!! Calm down,man.I’ll help you!! You can live with me and my friends!!” Red offered. “Thanks Red,you are truly a life-saver!!!” said Ren. “I’m only here to help!!!” said Red. So after Ren and Red exchanged some words,they all went up Hera’s mountain and headed for the Mountain Palace. “Hey man,what is your name?” Red asked. “My name is Ren.Pleased to meet you,Red!!!” Ren responded. “Ok Ren,we have a sorceress on the loose and she needs to die!! If we do not destroy her,she wil take over the universe and kill all of our families or enslave them…..and us too!!!” Red explained. “So what??? I don’t care about my family.They didn’t care about me so why should I care about them?” Ren said. “Ren!!!! That is a hurtful thing to say about your family.” said Karin. “No one has ever cared about me so I did not care about them. When I was little, when ever I did something wrong, I was beat on with poles,2x4’s,frying pans,anything that they could find,they surely hit me with it!!!” Everyone stops just in front of the Palace. “But why would they beat on you like that,Ren??” Red questioned. All of a sudden, Ren’s mom and dad showed up. “Hey look over there darling…It’s Ren, our rag doll!!” said Ren’s mother. “Hmmm,say honey,why don’t we have a little fun with him before we leave…..shall we??” said Ren father. “Hey,is this any way to treat your son??” Red snapped. “Huh?And who the hell are you?” asked Ren’s father. “I’m Red St. Francis,aka Red the Hedgehog!!” Red retorted. “You stay outta this,Red boy!!!” snapped Ren’s father. “He’s our son,and we will treat him as we damn well please.” Said Ren’s mother. “Must I kill you,dad??” Ren said aloud. “You,kill me…..Ha!!! That’s a good one!!!” laughed Ren’s father. Ren went into a battle with his mom and dad alone. Ren’s mom tried to slap Ren,but she missed.Ren’s dad tried to attack Ren with a shotgun and he missed as well. Ren got out his crossbow and fired a ThunderArrow at his dad and it went straight through his heart and almost killed him. “Now it’s your turn,bitch!!!” Ren snapped at his mom. “C’mon Ren,please be reasonable!!!” said his mother. “Were you thinking this when you used to beat on and abused me??NOOO!!!! Did you think this when you abandoned me?? NOOO!!!!” Ren snapped. “To tell you the truth, I only did that because of your father.” Said Ren’s mother. “BULLSHIT!!!” Ren yelled. “Hey Ren,listen to her!!” Red added. “Explain yourself,lady!!!” Ren snapped. “Well your father really didn’t like me or you,son.He would always spend his time and money elsewhere except at home with us!!!! When he came home,he was always a drunken monkey and he used to beat on me,too!!! Whenever he asked me for money and I didn’t give him any,he would beat on me and call me names like broke bitch and slut and worthless whore and things like that.” Ren mother stated. “So!! You like to beat on women and children,do you motherfucker??” Red said in a pissed off voice. “What can you do about it,young’un??” snapped Ren’s father. “This!!” Red responded. Red drew his Long Sword from it’s sheath and stabbed it straight through his heart and killed him immediantly. “That is what I’ll do about it!!!” Red snapped as he spit on him and took a piss on his lifeless body. Everyone was looking at Red strangely. “Whaaat??? I had to go,sheesh!!!” Red said.
