Chapter 10: Hyrulian Earthquakes
A/N: I won't be able to update for a while, so don't yell at me for how long this chapter is.
Link woke up to find himself drenched in water, and a woman who looked pissed. "Seem's you woke up. You can suffer in Hell for all I care," he woman remarked. Link noticed that she spoke with a British accent. "Thanks! Here's my membership card for DAP!" Link said cheerfully. "GET OUT YOU BLOODY SON OF A BITCH!" the woman screamed. "You remind me of someon I know, only he's more threatening."
-Dark Palace, Boss Chambers-
Gulley felt an odd sense of accomplishment.
-Evil Blacksimth-
The Blacksmith grabbed Link b the ear, pulled out an Italian machine gun, and shot Link. He tossed a dead Link outside, and a wandering Great Fairy who happened to be a professional nudist, revived Link. Link noticed a nearby crack, merged into the wall, and BAM! He was back in Hyrule. The catch? He killed Sarhasla, the nude Great Fairy revived him, and the screamed, making the tectonic plates move and destroy half of Hyrule. (Lorule had no tectonic plates.) The nude fairy rubbed her ear, stormed off, and muttered something about childbirth and Hangman.
Sorry for the short chapter. I had very little time to complete this chapter, which was intended to be longer. I also won't update for a couple of weeks.
Peace
