I turned on my radio and my favorite song played."b34;If I die young, Dress me in satin, ly me down on a bed of roses.Sink me in the river at dawn, send me away with the words of a love song.Uh oh, ohhhhh.b34;"It sang.
"Wow, it`s a beutiful song."
"That`s what I want my funeral to be."Link looked confused.
"Huh?"
"When I die, dress me in a satin dress, and ly me down on a boat full of roses.Then set me afloat in a river, and when you do send away with a love song playing."
"Are you planing on dieing?"
"What?!Hell no!I plane on living a nice, healthy, long life."
"Eating as much as you do now, you`ll be fat when you die."
"You just called me fat."Link started to tremble in fear when he saw my face.My face was practically red."W-what n-no, I m-meant.Please dont hurt me."I punched his stomach.His eyes shot open and he doubled over.He winced and fell to the ground crying out little cries for help."You should know better not to call a girl fat."
"I...didnt...I...just...said...your... going to clean...me...out"
"Oh sorry.I might have an asprin in my room.That might help the pain.I think."
"What...the...hell...is...asprin?Nevermind...just hand me that...red poition...on...the...counter."He said trying to point to it.I grabbed a jar of a red liquid and handed it to him.He gulped it down.He sighed and stood up."I`m sorry Link.I have anger managment problems.And I`m dramatic."Link waved his hand
"Just please dont do that again."
"Sure thing."I looked out the window at the purpleish-blue sky.The star twinkled like silver and the moon was beutifuly round and pale.I yawned and said"I gues I`ll go hit the hay now."
"Good night."
"Night."I walked down the ladder and turned off the lights as I climbed in the bed."Night Link."I said to myself as I my heavy eyelids closed and I fell into a deap sleep.
