<i><u><b>Chapter 2 Fairy Repellent</i></u></b>

Link was in bed staring up at the ceiling. He was running over what Saria told him about the Fairy Repellent.

‘Where’d I get it?’ Link nodded enthusiastically, ‘Okay! I got it in the Market-‘

‘Market? Whoa,whoa,whoa! Really? I go there every once in a while. I don’t see anything.’

‘Really? It’s pretty easy to find!’

‘Huh. I can’t find the shop… but you can’t really blame me. It’s always sooo dark and-‘

Saria cut him off, ‘You go at NIGHT?’

Link nodded, ‘Well duh! If I didn’t, the 'Death Squad' would catch me!’

Saria rolled her eyes, ‘So the great ‘Hero of Time’ isn’t afraid of Ganon but IS afraid of fairies?’

‘Pretty much, yeah! But you don’t know what it’s like! They’ll annoy you to death! But in the Treasure Chest hunting game, I’m able ta’ play for free! Only if I have a fairy with me.’ Link sniffed and wiped his nose, Saria sighed and Link continued, ‘If I don’t get some of that Fairy Repellent… I’m going to go insane!’

“Well,” Saria thought, “THAT’S already been accomplished!” ‘Okay…’ Link looked up, ‘just go tomorrow. Or I’ll make you go. Okay?’ she finished sweetly.

‘Man, no wonder you’re the Sage of the Forest!’

‘WHAT?’ Saria screamed. She raised a fist as if to hit Link.

‘AHH! Okay, okay, I’m sorry! Uh watch this…’ Link being the <i>idiot that he is… smacked himself in the face! ‘Ouch! That hurt!’ he groaned, rubbing his head.

‘Well no dip sherlock! Just go to bed… we’ll talk later.’

‘Yes mother!’ Link quickly regretted saying this. Why? Saria had grabbed a frying pan and was hitting the boy upside the head. ‘Alright, alright. I’m going. Sheesh.’

Link sighed and closed his eyes. He was in the living room on the couch. Saria got the real bed. Link rubbed his head and closed his eyes. He was just about to go back to sleep when he heard a noise. Knock, knock! His eyes snapped open and he slowly rose up and looked at the door. He heard some chatter.

‘Who could be calling at this time of night? I should check it out. Huh. To do or not to do?’ “DO!” Link quickly clapped his hands over his mouth.

He tiptoed over to the door and opened it.

“HIIIIIIIII LINK!”

“AHHHHH! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!” he screamed.

“Heh, heh! You wish…’Partner!’ Are you gonna go run to Saria?” asked Rekhyt, Link’s old fairy partner.

“Hey!” Link spun and saw Soren, Saria’s black fairy partner. Link had quickly befriended him. Link noticed that Soren was holding an aerosol can. The words, Fairy Repellent was on it.

“Get out!” yelled Soren, spraying: Navi, Rekhyt, Affa and all of the rest of the ‘Death Squad’.

“AH!” yelled Rekhyt; “We’ll be back! Haha!”

Link and Soren looked at each other and Link asked, “Who are you? Arnold Swartznegger?”

“Yes, yes I am!”

“I said ‘Get out!’” Soren sprayed them all again and Link pulled out a frying pan.

The ‘Death Squad’ left.

“What’s going on?” Link and Soren turned. Saria was in the hallway.

“Uh…” Link paused, “nothing?”

“Oh. Okay well… I’m going back to bed.”

“Uh ‘kay. You do that!” Link flashed her thumbs up.

“In the mornin’ Link!” whispered Soren as he flew over to Saria’s bedroom.

Link sighed and moved over towards the couch. He lay down, closed his eyes and slept. In the last week, he had had no dreams but now… he had one.

“Fairy Repellent! Sugar!” he mumbled in his sleep.

Link awoke to someone poking him.