We walked up the trail. In Link's past, there had been some Tektites. None were here now though. I noticed that Link had the Master Sword drawn anyway.
"Why," I started, "do you have your sword out? Do you think I'm gonna turn 'demonic' on you?"
"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe!"
"You dolt!"
Just then we heard a rumbling. We looked up ahead. A boulder was rolling towards us. I looked around wildly. I saw an aclove and dove into it just in time.
"That was close wasn't it Link?" I asked. Not hearing an answer, Iooked back out. There lay Link on his back. "Feh. He CAN'T be dead. If he is though... Oh hell..."
I walked out of the aclove and over to Link. I shook him lightly. Just then he sprang up.
"You are soooooooooo dead!"
"N-now hang on L-Link! Can't we talk about this?"
I backed up alowly, my mind racing. 'I have to get to Goron City... NOW!' I yelled to myself.
Link growled and charged. I screamed and took off to Goron City. I could hear Link behind me. Luck was on my side, however. I was faster than Link. I kept up my speed and when I saw the entrance to the city, I sighed mentally. I kept running and an idea came to me. I entered the city and quickly plucked a Bomb Flower. I set it down and took a few steps back. Link came into view and...
BOOM!!!
The bomb went off and it sent Link sprawling. He got up. I was out of ideas. Just then, he began to laugh. I stared.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! You ACTUALLY fell for that? No way!"
Then what he said hit home. It was a trick. I growled in rage.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU! You were joking?!"
For some reason I couldn't stay angry for long. I grinned and closed my eyes. I reopened my eyes and reminded Link why we were here.
"We're here to talk to Darunia."
"Oh yea! Let's go!"
I sighed, "That's what I've been trying to tell you." I muttered.
I followed Link down the stairs and to the main room. A rug was in front of an open door. I shoved Link inside.
"Who goes there?" a voice sounded.
"Your mother." I replied dully.
"Really?"
"No you thick headed Goron! It's me, Sheik. Link is here as well. We need to discuss something with you."
"Yea!" Link called.
"Just go in you idiot!"
I shoved Link forward again and into the room. We saw Darunia in front of a statue.
"What do you want?" Darunia asked.
"We needed to ask you if you've noticed anything strange lately."
"Strange how?"
"You need to get out more!" Link said.
I jabbed him in the ribs and told him to shut up.
"Can we take a look at the Fire Temple?" I asked the Goron King.
"Sure but why?"
"I-"
"Sheik heard somewhere that Ganon had returned."
"Shaddup. Anyway, can we please go? Just to take a look around."
Darunia stepped aside and Link ran to the statue and shoved it over. Link and I gave Darunia our thanks and we moved into the Death Mountain Crater.
"Uhh Link are you okay?" I asked Link.
"Do I bloody LOOK okay?" he yelled back.
"Well I think that you'd look better if you put on your Goron Tunic. After all, the Zora's Tunic helps you breath underwater."
"Yea, yea. Okay. Stop nagging me."
I shrugged and Link changed from his Zora Tunic to his Goron Tunic.
"Hey. Don't you need a Goron Tunic?"
"Uhh. No. My Sheikah clothing is fire resiliant. It can't let me breath underwater. So let's go."
Link nodded and we reached the broken bridge, Link pulled out his Longshot. I saved some time and disappeared only to reappear on the other side.
"Hey, no fair!"
"Well Link... Life's just not fair."
Link pouted for a minute and we went into the Fire Temple.
"So..." Link started, looked down the hole, "who wants to go first?"
"You can."
With that, before Link could object, I pushed him down.
