Oh I Don’t Know
Link frantically jumped up and down with joy while screaming, “I GOT LAID!!!”
Zelda listened to this from her estate on Hyrule Hill and yelled,
“Shut up! Don’t let all of Hyrule know!” but he was already running through the town to find his buddies in the bar. He busted through the door like the Kool-Aid guy exclaiming,
“Hey guys, guess who just got laid?”
“It starts with an L and ends with K.”
“Oh was it Lumpy Dumpy the Cool Cat of Lunky?”
“That doesn’t make sense though, let’s go with Link and see what happens...” BAD IDEA.
“Say WHAT?! You mean with a girl? We thought you were gay!”
“No way man. I just took away Zelda’s virginity.” The guys all laughed.
“Yeah right her virginity was taken away a long time ago.”
“Ah hell no!” link whipped out his word and cut all their heads off.
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so that concludes this collection of one shots...how'd ya like them? well i thought they were funny. Anyway i might do more of these and i figured these would hold ppl off until i could get the next chapter of A Modern Adventure up. ok i'm rambling cya:P
