A war had over taken Hyrule and one mother and her baby boy had escaped the flames and ended up at a place called Kokiri Forest. And there were a bunch of children who lived alone. She went to the great Deku Tree, “Save my baby. Oh hi children.”
“Children what do you say?”
“Are you my mommy.”
Years passed and the boy grew older. But all the kids in the forest stayed young. Link began to wonder why he was 17 and all the others were still kids. Let’s see I’m living in a forest where no one ever grows up, I’m wearing all green, and there are fairies everywhere... I got it! this must be Neverland and I must be Michael Jackson!
That can’t be I’ve got a dick for god’s sake and I’m attracted to little girls not boys...at least I aint that son of a bitch. Ah ha! I must be Charles Manson!
I feel like an idiot in this green tunic. For god’s sake I’m 17 and I’m wearing tights. What is my purpose in this damn forest?
So what is Link’s true purpose...well I dunno I got lost at the Neverland part.
