One day the Zelda crew decided to go to a concert. They were all moshing and having fun when Gannondorf came and crashed their party.
“I wanna mosh too!” he exclaimed.
“You can’t” Link told him, “now go over there and kidnap Zelda like you’re supposed to. Then I can save her and make sweet sweet love to her.”
“No!” yelled Gannon. “It’s my turn to screw her!”
“But it’s not in your contract,” said Link
“Besides Zelda doesn’t like guys who are big green and have red hair. I however was blessed with blonde hair.”
“Is this conversation going anywhere?”
“No. but it’s okay I can sense everything in that room...cept what’s going on with Zelda and the windows.” Link babbled.
“My goddess you’re stupid. This isn’t going anywhere either...hey where’s Gannon?”
“Quick Impa, lightsabers ON! George Lucas is gonna sue our asses.”
“Wait where did Zelda go?” they all looked around. they went back stage and found her in bed with the lead singer of the band. “Zelda what is going on?”
“I’ve got something to tell you...I’m a groupie. I’ve screwed more rock stars then Napster.”
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so I think that might be it for the random stuff for a while. I'm going back to work on my other story. Yeah I think I'll be safe doing that. I don't know why but as soon as I put this crap up everyone seemed to go in a frenzi about random things. I never thought something so stupid could cause so much trouble. Anyway thank you for your time and I'll see ya when i see ya.
