Peanut Butter
One day Link was walking through Hyrule field. It was a lovely day, the birds were chirping, the sun was out...nothing could be more perfect. He was off to see his good friend, Zelda. But just down the path he saw something strange.
It was a pickle. Mmm pickles sure are gewd! Even better with peanut butter! Lucky for him Navi the fairy was 60% peanut butter. “Come here Navi.”
He bottled her up. “You’re gonna make me a happy man...”
“Link no!” she yelled in her tiny fairy voice. But her was already holding the bottle over his open mouth.
With all her might she tried to stop herself from falling in. But she forgot she could fly. Navi forgot a lot of things, like to tell Link his grandma had died and he was going to have to go to her funeral. When Navi fell into his mouth she did not know what to do. Then Navi remembered she was also 40% methane gas. So she did the only thing she could think of. She ripped ass in Link’s mouth. Link let out a cry and started wheezing and fell on the ground. “Oh my goddess, please I need mouth wash. Navi go to the market and get me some!” but Navi only sighed.
