How Gerudos Get Here.
Almost every Gerudo is a female, So how do they get here? Some say that they go into the Hyrule market and search for a boyfriend. But that’s all lies! Only I know. Before I new, I came up with some crazy ideas. They steal unhappy married men and give them a sex change. They go to the scientist at lake Hylia, and get pregnant by him. (ewe)! A giant hamster attacked Hyrule and laid eggs and three days later, Gerudo women. Even though it might not seem possible, it just might be the answer. So if only I know the answer anything I say might be possible. The only reasonable answer I could think of is… one day, when a mommy dessert women liked a daddy dessert man that liked the mommy, he would try to show off in front of her. So finally she was tired of his shit and went all dominatrix on him and started to whop his ass. And so 9 months after they made sweet love down by the fire (Doggy style) she gave birth to 2 beautiful baby girls, Koume and Kotake. Koume with red hair ,like the fire they made love by, and Kotake, hair like the ice on the lake in winter time. And they kept having girls until one day when they adopted a red hair boy, they named him Gannon. And that is how the Gerudos came to be.
THANK YOU TOKYO!!!
