Mario: So you've been to what school?
Hylian soldier: I've been to Hyrule special ed high school.
Luigi: Is it fun there?
Hylian soldier: Nah been doing some drugs lately. So I join this war to kill these fuckers.
Mushroom soldier: So you've come here to defend our land?
Hylian soldier: Nah I came here to kill these bastards. Who cares if our world is destroyed by Gannondorf.
Mario: What the fuck are you talking about! If the world is destroyed were all gonna die that includes you!
Hylian soldier: I'd rather die then give my life to that fucker.
Luigi: Whatever...
Hylian teen: Are we almost there yet?
Mario: Just a couple of few minute till we get there. Were in Hyrule Field.
Hylian soldier: So do you smoke kid?
Hylian teen: No. I don't do any of these bad things.
Hylian soldier: Come on its fun! Trust me.
Mario: If he doesn't want to then he does not have to.
Hylian soldier: What ever. Come on were almost there lets kick some ass!
All of a sudden it was raining hard. Some Hylian solders and Mushroom soldiers were already at Kakiriko town.
Mario: Whats the catch?
Hylian soldier: There are many crossbow men at the other side. We send some men but were killed instantly.
Mushroom soldier: We should get to the other side and sneak up on them.
Moments later.
Mario: Watch out a crossbow man in the tower!
A Hylian soldier was hit in the back.
Hylian soldier: I'll give this my vow sir!
As he took out a piece a paper out of his pocket.
Hylian soldier: I'll give this vow to my family.... my wife... and my people....
Mario: Luigi get to that side and try to get him up on the tower. He's 200 degree to the north!
Mario: Are you alright sergent!!
Hylian soldier: I... I was try....ing to be a hero.... like you....
Luigi: All my strength as my lord give these bastards hell!
Luigi took a good aim. He fired a fireball at the tower. The moblin was hit on the eye and blood kept going everywhere. Mario went to the dying Hylian's side but it was too late. He was dead. Mario took the piece of paper from his hand and kept it in his pocket.
Mario: Okay guys lets go...
All the men moved out into the tower where Link is held.
