Things You Would Never hear a Zelda Character Say
Epona: Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Link: (anything)
Bonuru: If I only had a brain...
Ganondorf: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I fell pretty and witty and BRIGHT!
Shiek: Where'd my Boobs go? (looks down) and where'd THAT come from?!
Darunia: My nipples look like Milk Duds!!
Ruto: Public nudity is wrong!
King Zora: Trimspa, Baby...
Tatl: (anything positive)
Link: This skirt feels kind of Kinky...
Richard: I'm not gay, I'm just exploring!
Marin: Screw that shit, he's gay.
Navi: Strange, but all these women swarm over Link, yet he never seems interested... I wonder...
Link: No, Navi, I'm not gay, but if I was you'd probably be the reason.
Navi: C'mon, you're like young Michael Jackson with a smaller Dick!
That's all I have now. More comes soon.
