Burn is alone in front of his computer with all the lights off. He is making odd giggling noises. Suddenly Eddy appears behind him and turns on the lights.
Eddy: (reading the screen) "As she looks into Link's crystal blue eyes, Zelda slides her hand down his chest, letting her fingers run across his muscles as she reaches towards the bottom of his..." OMFG!! You didn't receive my consent to write this!!
Burn: It's not what it looks like! I'm just... exploring!!
Eddy: That's what you said when that hot chick asked if you were gay!
Burn: >bleep< you!!
Eddy: Do you want some, bitch?!
Burn: Do you, bitch?!
Eddy: Maybe, bitch!!
Burn: Bring it, bitch!!
Eddy: I brought it two years ago and poured all over your girlfriend, bitch!!
Burn: Nipples, bitch!!
Eddy: (cries) WHY DO YOU SAY THINGS THAT YOU KNOW HURT ME?!!
Burn: OH IT'S ON NOW!!
Eddy: (wiping a tear) BRING IT, BITCH!!
(They start playing Mario Kart. Burn suddenly takes out Eddy with a shell, then passes him on the final lap.)
Burn: Yes! I WIN!!
Eddy: BITCH!!
(Eddy jumps on Burn's head and starts chewing on him.)
Burn: Augh!!
(Burn rips Eddy off his head, then pulls out a giant slab of meat and smacks Eddy across the face.)
Burn: BITCH!!
Eddy: That hurt!! That really hurt!!
(Burn picks him up and begins smashing his head against a desk.)
Burn: How's This?!!
Eddy: (pulling out a rocket launcher) That's it!!
Burn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (begins breathing like Darth Vader.)
(In the next room over, an explosion is heard, and a large impression of Burn is smashed into the wall.)
Random Person in Room: He's playing with that damn puppet again!
Burn: (from behind the wall): He's not a puppet! HE'S A REAL MONKEY!!
Burn: (tired) All right, all right, you win.
(Burn goes and puts on a shirt that says, "You didn't beat me, I just let you win.")
Burn: This was fun. It reminds me of the time you set the air conditioner on fire.
Eddy: That was NOT ME!!
Burn: Then who was it?
Eddy: The evil twin.
Burn: And who's the evil twin?
Eddy: I'm the evil twin.
Burn: Then you set the fire.
Eddy: No I didn't.
Burn: Then who was it?
Eddy: The evil twin.
Burn: And who's the evil twin?
Eddy: I'm the evil twin.
Burn: Then you set the... wait a minute... is this that thing where you make me say the same thing over and over again for hours and hours and hours?
Eddy: (grins evilly) Maybe.
Burn: Yes or no!
Eddy: (grins evilly) Maybe.
Burn: Yes or n... Damnit!!
(Burn pulls out a lighter and lights a firecracker.)
Eddy: Don't do that inside!!
Burn: (grins)
Eddy: Seriously!
Burn (grins)
(The firecracker explodes and sets Eddy on fire.)
Eddy: HOLY SHIT!!
Burn: I'll try to put it out!!
(Burn picks up a flask of Vodka and pours it all over Eddy's head.)
Eddy: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Two hours later, after the fire department leaves, Burn walks over to Eddy's bed.)
Burn: How are you feeling?
Eddy: All right I guess. I wish the firemen had gotten here sooner, though.
Burn: I've got some painkillers if you need them.
Eddy: (quickly sitting up) GIMME THOSE!!
(Eddy grabs the pills from Burn's hand and swallows them all at once.)
Eddy: (eye twitching uncontrollably) OH YEAH!!
(Eddy's feet lift of the floor while "Sexy" by the Black Eyed Peas plays. Suddenly, he is seen flying over New York City.)
Eddy: Wheeeee!!!
(Eddy flies over the Empire State Building, where King Kong tries to grab him. Suddenly, the pills wear off, and he falls to the ground and crashes. He then throws up for a while, and falls down in his own vomit. Burn walks up to him.)
Burn: You ok, Mr. Aviator?
Eddy: Screw you, bitch.
