AUTHORS NOTE: This chapter is God awful short! Normally I wouldn't post something like this, but my random peeps thought is was funny so... Also note, this was originaly a comic I drew, so I think the visuals might have helped it. I've also made a GTA Monkey and a Black Eyed Peas Monkey. A scene from the BEP monkey was used in Men and Monkeys II (Eddy takes the pills and starts flying).
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA MONKEY
(Eddy is in Kakariko village, next to a bunch of pots, dressed in a Link suit. He looks around to make sure noone is watching, then grins evilly and smashes a pot with his sword. He then looks around again and smashes the next pot. Suddenly a villager can be heard.
Villager: What are you doing to my pots!! Those are worth alot of money!!
(Eddy picks up a third pot and throws it at the Voice.)
Villager: SHIT!!
(A loud crash is heard as the pot hits the Villager in the face.)
Villager: THAT HURT! I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!! I THINK THERE'S A PIECE OF CLAY LODGED IN MY EYE! I...
(The Villager suddenly goes silent as Eddy pulls out his bow and arrow.)
Villager: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
LATER THAT DAY
(Eddy is once againn looking around, next to a sign that says "Lon Lon Ranch." He grins as he slices a large gash into a chicken.)
Chicken: BA-GWAK!!!
(Suddenly, millions of chickens come, and form a large pile. Sticking out of the pile is a bloody arm.)
Eddy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
THE END. I APOLOGIZE FOR POSTING THIS CRAP.
