Ok, I'm not sure if this is going to work... but I'll try.
Ever been to the website The Desert Collosus? If not, go, it's awesome. But anyways, they have a section there called "Ask Ezlo", where fans write letters to Ezlo (the minish cap). I figured that if I had a website, it would be fun to have a "Ask Malon". And you see, this is the closest thing I have to a website... :)
Ok, so here's how it will work. E-mail me questions to Malon. I will come up with a funny response. They can be serious questions like, "Why is there only one female Zora?" or stupid questions like, "Do you like cheese?"
Anyways, I'm not sure how much participation this will get... but don't be lame, just ask anything, like I said before, they don't have to be good questions.
Once I get about ten, I'll post them all up. If I never get about ten, then I'll just put what I've got so far, and ask a few myself.
PLEASE PARTICIPATE.

