Today segment on The Muary show is " you're my baby's daddy.
Maury - " Today we have a guest that want to find her baby's daddy and she is claiming that Link is her baby's daddy. So let meet her, Ruto could you please come out."
*Audience - " Boo, you ugly fish head, put on some clothes!"*
Ruto - " WTF are clothes?!"
* Nepoleon Dydamite comes out of nowhere "IDIOT!"
Maury - "Okay,now let move on. Ruto, you say that Link is you baby's daddy. Does your baby have have any resemblance to Link?"
Ruto-"Yeah, it's the umm....no it's ummm ....uhhh....I don't know."
Maury- "If that thing doesn't have any resemblance, then how is Link your baby's daddy?"
Ruto- " It's not a thing!!"
Maury - "Then why did you call it an "it"."
Ruto - "Whatever, just get my darling out here so I can convince him that's his baby!"
Maury-"Okay,fish head.Link, Could you come out?"
* Link walk out and all the gay guys and women started to whistle*
Link-"I ain't your baby's daddy! Never been and never will got beside I'm engage."
Ruto - " Yeah, I know, you're engage to me for the past 7 years."
Link - "No, you fuck head I'm engage to Zelda."
Ruto - " What!? Oh, where's that bitch? I'm gonna beat the crap out of her for stealing my man!"
Link - " For the last time, I ain't your man!!!! >=( "
Maury -"Okay, Let bring out Zelda"
* Zelda came out and Ruto started to punch Zelda in the face*
Link - " Stop it!!!!!" * takes a chair and whacks Ruto with it.*
Maury - " Ummm let just skip all the way where we read the results so we can get on with the next group."
Ruto - " Fine."
Maury - " Drum rolls please? Okay,...Link...........You're not the father."
* Link,Zelda,and the audience Started to scream for joy*
Ruto - " What?!" * Takes out a knife, but before she could Stab him, the animal control came and took her to the Ha Ha house for animals*
Zelda - " That's what you deserve." *Then kicks Ruto In the stomach*
