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THE ADVENTURES OF SUPER ANG, VAMP-BOY, KRAMER LAD, AND SOCK!

Super Ang: QUICK! THAT BABY’S ON FIRE! -rope falls down and hits head- ow, sonnuvaslu– =beeep=

Vamp-Boy: Um... no it... isn’t?

Kramer Lad: -runs away-

Sock: -looks around- .. I AM THE IMPENETRABLE EVI--

-some one off camera- NOT NOW!

Sock: -cough- ...Oh...

IT’S THE ADVENTURES OF SUPER ANG, VAMP-BOY, KRAMER LAD AND SOCK!
========Theme music plays========

Super Ang: Okay, that’s enough

==random beat==

Super Ang: -gets out of bed- Ugh... what time is it... -looks at clock- O_O GOOD GHASTLY GONDUU! IT’S TIME FOR MY WAFFLE INJECTION! -looks over shoulder- QUICKLY, SOCK! YOU MUST INJECT ME WITH THE TASTY WAFFLENESS OR I’LL BE NO MORE!

Sock: -lays there-

Super Ang: I KNOW YOU’RE NOT ASLEEP, DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?!

Sock: ..................................-lays there-.....................................

Super Ang: Damn, I’ll have to do it myself.. -claps- LACKEYS!

-random mice come-

-after waffle injection-

Super Ang: Ah, that is so much BETTER! -stretches- Now I can really fight cheese!

-off camera- Cheese? Crime!

Super Ang: Err... C-crime! Yes! Crime. The dastardly crime that cuts the cheese...

-off camera- Jesus Christ...

Super Ang: -walks out of house whistling- Now to find Vamp-Boy and Kramer Lad -has Sock on shoulder-

Sock: -lays there-

-some lady screams-

Super Ang: LOOK, SOCK! THAT WOMAN IS BEING WOMANIZED! -flies-

Sock: -falls off-

Super Ang: DAMN! Too late!

-lady had a heart attack from seeing some guy from a boy band-

Super Ang: Those infernal boy bands! They destroy happy homes! -laser eyes some old lady-

-old lady screams-

Super Ang: ._. .......-slowly inches away-

=====theme plays=====

So how’d you like it? -^^- Be completely honest!

Ani: .............That was crap. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE!?

.___.

DL: You’re fucking retarded. What, did you come up with that before you fell asleep or something?

-shrinks- ...-nods-

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