I just don’t get it -sigh- I need some flare. Something special...
Ani: Macaroni?
What? No! Not macaroni! ..Though they do make stylish necklaces...
Ani: Yeh, stylish if you’re in the second grade.
Hush, you! You’re of no help to me! I’ll find some one who understands me T_T
Ani: But ... no one CAN understand you O_o You’re crazy...
......Shut up... -eats snickers- Mmm. Nugat. -walks away-
====Theme plays===
Super Ang: Well, Vamp-Boy, do you have any ideas on how to make us more flashy?
Vamp-Boy: Um.. Kryptonite?
Super Ang: No, no, Superman’s got that... hmm...
Vamp-Boy: Blood?
Super Ang: No, that’s you. You’re a vampire...
Vamp-Boy: Well, what if we actually got Sock to move around?
Super Ang: ...Nah... Wait! -pap- What if we actually got Sock to move around?
Vamp-Boy: THAT’S BRILLIANT!
Super Ang: Hahahaha, I know...
-both fly into random bedroom-
Super Ang: -points at black sock on floor- SOCK! NOW IS THE TIME! YOU MUST RISE UP AND FIGHT CRIME WITH US!
Vamp-Boy: Wait, where’s Kramer Lad?
Super Ang: -shrugs-
Vamp-Boy: -shrugs-
Super Ang: -shrugs-
Vamp-Boy: -shrugs-
Super Ang: ANYWAY! -looks back at sock- ...Wait, this isn’t even Sock, is it?
Vamp-Boy: -pokes with stick- Nuh-uh...
Super Ang: Then where’d Sock go? -looks around- -finds a note on floor- WHAT, HO!?
Note: I,, the IMPENETRABLE EVIL, have taken your beloved Sock hostage. If you wish to get him back, come to the warehouse of Pie by 3 o’clock or your sidekick will meet a painful end-AT THE HANDS OF A WASHER! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
~Impenetrable Evil~
Super Ang: HOLY SHIT STICKS, VAMP-BOY! WE’VE GOT TO FIND KRAMER LAD AND RESCUE SOCK!
Vamp-Boy: But he’s not useful.. He just runs away... I don’t even think he’s part of the team. You just ran up to him at lunch one day and screamed ‘Kramer Lad’ at him.
Super Ang: .............................................................
Vamp-Boy: It’s true.
Super Ang: WE’VE GOT TO FIND KRAMER LAD AND RESCUE SOCK! -flies away-
Vamp-Boy: -sweat drop- -walks since he can’t fly-
-a few seconds later-
Super Ang: AH! The warehouse of Pie...
Vamp-Boy: No... Super Ang, this is an IHOP.
Super Ang: We-so? He’s GOT to be in here!
-three hours later-
Super Ang: Ah, those pancakes were delicious. Oh! And the waffles, Mm! X3
Vamp-Boy: But we still haven’t found Sock or Kramer Lad and it’s already 5 o’clock.
Super Ang: -witty remark-
Vamp-Boy: O_o???
Super Ang: NOW IS THE TIME TO FLY TO THE WAREHOUSE OF PIE AND RESCUE SOCK, WITH OR WITHOUT KRAMER LAD!!
-Kramer Lad’s house-
Kramer Lad: o_o ....-slowly turns channels on tv-
-Warehouse of Pie-
Super Ang: Ah! The warehouse of Pie...
Vamp-Boy: Are we going in?
Super Ang: No, don’t be silly, I hate pie...
Vamp-Boy: But how will we rescue Sock?
Super Ang: We’ll slip in through the door after shrinking down into a soft spongy material and waft past the lasers and rescue Sock.
Vamp-Boy: ................Can I buy pot from you?
Super Ang: HA HA HA! I have no need for such things! NOW IS THE TIME TO FLY!! -kicks door-
-nothing happens-
Super Ang: .__. -kicks-
-nothing happens-
Super Ang: -kicks-
Vamp-Boy: -opens door-
Super Ang: -kicks- -falls in- Ow! Bitch... -rubs chin-
Vamp-Boy: Look! THERE! IT’S SOCK! -points-
Sock: -tied up to chair-
-disembodied evil voice- NOT SO FAST, SUPER ANG, VAMP-BOY AND KRAMER LA-... Wait, where is Kramer Lad
Both: -shrug-
DEV: Anyway... -cough- NOW I, THE IMPENETRABLE EVIL WILL TAKE THE MONEY!!
Super Ang: I can’t give you the money if I can’t see you... -squints-
IE: Damn... you have a point... -odd scratching-
Super Ang: O_o
Vamp-Boy: O_O?
Sock: -comes from around some boxes- NOW YOU WILL HAND OVER THE MONEY TO ME!
Super Ang: O_O -le gasp- SOCK!? BUT HOW... COULD... YOU? I- JUST CAN’T-BELIEVE IT. Must.. Talk like this.
Vamp-Boy: I-
Super Ang: I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! YOUR LINT WAS ALWAYS DARKER THAN THE OTHER SOCKS! YOU EVIL, VILE THING!
Sock: HAHAHA! Your flattery does not change the situation. -presses button on floor- Now you will see the true extent of my POWER!!!
-one of the floor boards opens up to reveal a mechanical shoe-
Sock: -jumps in- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BIG SHOE! -pulls lever-
-nothing happens-
Super Ang: o_o ...Sorry, did I miss something?
Vamp-Boy: Maybe it happened to fast for us to see?
Sock: NO, YOU FOOLS! -pulls lever again- Argh, damn these cheap shoe mechanics -something pops- -smoke comes from back of shoe- -shoe vibrates- AH! THERE WE GO!
Super Ang: O_- ....You made that with a shoe and a vibrator didn’t you...?
Sock: THAT IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN! NOW YOU WILL DIE -flings shoe at them-
Super Ang: -kicks- -falls on butt-
Vamp-Boy: -Smacks shoe back-
Sock: NUUUU!! -shoe explodes-
Super Ang: -stands up- AH, I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! I WAS JUST TO GOOD FOR THIS JOB!
Vamp-boy: Um... you didn’t really do anything...
Super: Hahahahaha-eh.... what?
====Theme plays====
NEXT TIME!!!!
Narrator: Super Ang, Vamp-Boy and Kramer Lad (maybe) FACE THE EVIL DR. KLOGULOUS AND HIS BAND OF TOILETS!
