Summary: This is not a zelda fan fic. Instead its clay people it is really funny and stupid. If u want to see it go to www.flashplayer.com
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Link (OoT & MM)
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1248 Read: 10369
Published: Apr 26, 2005 Updated: Apr 26, 2005
ALIEN!!! by SomeKid614
Clay guy: La la la- huh?
A claw raised up from the ground.
Clay guy: Oh your not clay. Oh well welcome to klayworld
Monster: RRRRRRGGHHHH!!!!!
Smash!
It slashed the clay guy into pieces.
Clay Guy 2: Hello Alien.
Alien:RRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Clay Guy 2: Well my name is Howard.
The clay guy raised his hand out to say hello.
But the Alien slashed him.
Clay Guy 3: Oh no its an Alien!
Clay Guy 4: I'll take care of this. Hey who you think you are!?
But the Alien smashed him.
All Clay Guys: AAAAHHHH Alien is gonna get me!
But one stayed behind because he's stupid.
Stupid Clay: Alien got me! The Alien g- Oh no oh-
The Alien slashed him in half before the clay guy can say anything.
Clay Guy 5: I think we lost him.
Clay Guy 6: Yeah.
The Alien grabed the 5th clay guy.
Clay Guy 5: Woah! It got me!
Clay Guy 6: Ah! Your on your own!
Clay Guy 5: Woah-
The Alien turned him into a ball.
Clay Guy 6: Hmmm thats pretty good I like that.
The Alien bowed.
Clay Guy6: Make me a dog!
The Alien turned the ball into a skateboard.
Clay Guy 6:....That's a gay dog.
Alien:RRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Clay Guy 6: Wh-what is that a gun I mean-
The alien ramed him over.
Knoxs Present: Knoxs Klay World 0_0
Monster: hmmm hmm hm hm?
The monster looked at the newspaper.
Clay Guy 7: Hey are you the newspaper monster?
The newspaper monster looked at the clay guy and the newspaper.
Clay Guy 7: You don't know? Here take this. Don't eat it!
The newspaper monster nodded
The newspaper monster looked at it. It said: Please get to the end of the table please 0_0
The newspaper stand tehre for a while. Then he ate the paper.
Clay Guy 7: Hey didn't I say not to eat it!?
Clay Guy 8: Here you go.
Chris: What does your card say?
Micheal: Ummmm. Wh- What! It says I can't come!
Note: You can't come hahaahha
Chris: Well I guess its me and the robot.
Micheal: Scew this
Clay Guy 7: Well I'm glad you can all make it. So-
The clay guy's word is interupted by a fight. A little short guy and a robot was fighting each other. The little guy was grabbing his neck. As the robot was running around.
Clay Guy 8: Guys?
Jacob: Ummm is this where were suppose to be?
He asked the newspaper monster.
But the monster didn't respond
Instead he walked away
Jacob: Hey hey! Answer me!
Dr Bob: I'm being good!
Clay Guy 7: That's nice Dr. Bob. Hate these guys...
Clay Guy 8: Aw great the tree hand thing is fighting the yellow seed.
The tree hand thing and the big long thing are in a battle position.
Yellow Seed: I know you've been talking about my momma.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters and settings are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. No money is being made from this work. No copyright infringement is intended.