One day in the lost woods 2 moblins were coming to inspect some music they heard. "im telling you it sounded like someone was playin a flute back here" the first moblin grumbled "eh shut up you dumbass there aint nothin back in this dump." and as he said that a spear pierced the monster's armor and went through his chest. the first moblin saw this and started running. just then poison darts flew into his neck and he fell. a skullkid dropped from the trees "what the hell happened?" the skullkid was baffeled. "oh well this will make an excellent meal for my tribe."
meanwhile in kokiri forest, where two certian witches had been planning to attack for quite some time, havoc was writhing and wriggling from what looked to be mixtures of monsters. who knows how these monsters arrived and formed together but there were so many attacking there were ghoma babas, octorekus, and wolfulas. it was horrible.
two kokiri managed to escape into the lost woods but they were followed by a moblin. "how did this happen?!" said mido " the deku tree is dead you idiot no protection in kokiri forest!"said saria. they burst through the clearing and ran into skullkid. he looked up and saw the moblin and with a spin techneque he lept into the air and decapitated the beast.
"what happened?" said the skullkid. "kokiri forest is being attacked!" said the loudmouth mido. "we have no defenses and it seems as though you can fight we need your help please save our villiage." said saria. the skullkid knew that the lost woods were safe because kokiri forest was before the entrance so skullkid agreed to help the kids out. he went to the cliff that separated kokri forest and the lost woods and he looked in horror as there were many vicious monsters attacking and so many huts burning.
he knew what he had to do. he lept off the cliff and sliced open several monsters. then suddenly a big nut hit him on the back of the head and knocked him on the ground. he looked behind him and there was this big octoreku. it had leaflike hair and 2 stubby little legs like a mad deku but had purple skin green eyes and tenticles like an octorock. quickly the skullkid reached for his spear and the octoreku spat out another nut(like the idiot it is) and the skullkid whacked it and sent the nut flying into the monster's forehead.
He looked on a flaming hut and there were dozens upon dozens of wolfulas. they had the head of a wolfos and the arms but were small, had eight legs and made an iritating sound like skulltulas. the skullkid quickly got out his flute/dart gun and took each one of them out one by one. he heard some roaring behind him and it was about three ghoma babas. they had one eye with a feather coming out of it and the body of a ghoma larva but had a huge mouth with a large tounge and purple body with stem legs like a deku baba.
he quickly got out one of his skullbombs (wich has five times the power of regular bombs) and threw it at the middle ghoma baba. just as he suspected the ghoma baba streched out its tounge and ate the bomb. then right as the ghoma baba was about to bite the skullkid he got wide eyed and exploded and the burning parts took out the other two babas. but kokiri forest was still burning.
he ran over to the dead octoreku and squeezed its head in some water then like a fire hose he squeezed its head again and put out the fires. kokiri forest was saved. "how did this happen?" said the skullkid. "I can answer that" said saria who seemed to appear out of nowhere. "you see our protector has passed away due to an evil man called ganondorf and our hero link tried to protect him and he defeated the parasitic beast inside but the deku tree died anyway and now that he's gone we have no protection and we are doomed to have dozens of monsters." "I see well where is this so called hero link?" said the skullkid. "thats the problem we dont know. last i heard of him he just saved zora villiage and he was going to hyrule castle."
"Then that is where i must go." he walked to the exit of kokiri forest when the chief of his tribe jumped out of the trees and said "son i heard everything if you must go please take what the skullclan gives to its bravest warriors." he hands the skullkid the sacred and powerful skull sword. (du du du du!) "go now and find the hero of hyrule......"

skullkid just left the entrence to kokiri forest when he heard mysterious music. he looked up and sure enough there was kapora gabora (the loud mouth owl). "young skullkid you are about to go on a verry dangrous and life threatening quest in wich you will meet good friends and wicked enemys." at this point the skullkid was already annoyed and was just about to snap. " this quest will be the most important of all --squak!!!!!--." at this point the skullkid had gotten so annoyed by this boring bird that wont shut up that he hurled a spear right through its chest.
kapora gabora lie dead on the ground. that night the skullkid made a fire in hyrule field and had a bountiful feast of owl roticery style. but after he was finished with the most boring meal he's ever had somthing did not seem right. suddenly a bony hand came out of the ground and another and another untill hyrule field was completely consumed by stalchildren.
the skullkid did not know what to do he was completely surrounded and outnumbered by 1000. then the leader of the stupid looking army came forth "these are wary times of betrayal by our so called ally ganondorf. are you sent by him to destroy us?" "sent by him? no, in fact im looking for the only person who can destroy him. a guy named link you seen him anywhere by chance." said the skullkid. "no sorry we have not. it has been four years since we last saw the magnificent hero." "well okay but if you'll excuse me i have to go find him." said the skullkid. "very well if you happen to cross any of ganondorf's minions please call on us if you need help."
and with that the stalchildren went back underground and the skullkid went on looking for link. he decided to go to hyrule castle and search for him there. he got to the gates and as soon as he did the gate came crashing down and it broke. tons of people ran fleeing to kakariko villiage but the skullkid went in. the guards, unfortunatly, met a horrible fate when an army of redeads latched on to them and turned them into redeads. but the skullkid was small, he was able to slip past the redeads and make it to a temple where he sought refuge.
suddenly a beam of light came down and it was none other than rauru the sage of the temple of time. "young skullkid you have been sent on a quest and kokiri forest is counting on you to find the hero of time are they not?" "how did you know that?!"said skullkid. "I am the sage of time and i have been following your little quest. the hero... the one you seek to save kokiri forest...he is in the chamber of the sages. this goes beond kokiri forest link was destined to save hyrule since he was born. he is the chosen one to wear the triforce of courage on his hand." "no kidding." said skullkid sarcasticly.
"so what do i do just go back?" "no in case you havent noticed hyrule has pretty much gone to hell lately what with the fused monsters and all."said rauru. "i see so you want me to go find the source of the monsters and shut it down right?" asked skullkid. "preciesly you should first start at hyrule's water supply there an old man will help you." "okay i gotcha bye!" then skullkid ran off. "wait ive gotta warn ya he's kinda ugly!"

the skullkid traveled accross hyrule field and got to lake hylia. once he set his eyes on the lake he was astonished, he had never seen a lake before. then without warning a small hole that was in the lake froze up. the skullkid looked to the sky and dark clouds were forming then he heard sinister laughter it was as though an ominous presence was around. then suddenly a big blob dropped from the sky and into the lake. it went into a doorway built into the side of a rock and then the lake started to drain. it was the monster! it was draining the lake! the skullkid started to go after it but he got distracted. he heard a scream come frome a nearby house.
he walked in and there was nothing except a really really ugly fish in a tank and then..."excuse me young sir could you please help me?" "hey, who said that?" said the skullkid. "over here in the tank." it was the ugly fish. "holy crap!!!!!!! that fish can talk. okay what do you want?" "i need you to get that vile over there and pour the yellow liquid into the tank please." skullkid did this and then he watched the tank churn and bubble until there was smoke. "hey i got a question. when you turned yourself into a fish why did it make you so damn ugly?". the smoke cleared and there stood a really really ugly old man in a blue robe and a fez. "what?" said the old man "nevermind."
"hey you must be the fish guy that rauru sent me to find. he said you could help me." "indeed i can please give me your shoes." said the extremely ugly old man. as strange as the request sounded the skullkid did as he was told and he gave the fish guy his shoes. he took the shoes and poured a red liqid on the heels and to the skullkid's supprise the shoes grew what looked like metalic wings. "using alchemy i have made your shoes capable of giving you extra speed." said the old man. "how fast am i able to go?" asked the skullkid. "oh id say around one hundred sixty five miles per hour."
at this statement the skullkid's jaw dropped almost to the ground. "now the shoes will take some getting used to but the drawback is that they will take away alot of your magic so only go its top speed when you absolutely need it." the skullkid was shocked and amazed by the brilliance of the shoes and the crazy fish guy. then out of the corner of his eye the skullkid spotted a large fruit bat. "hey thats a nice looking bat you have there." "very observent my young skullkid because you see that will be your gift for helping out an old man."
"really? thanks i could use a companion on this trip." then to the skullkid's supprise the bat started talking. "hello my name is reeki the bat and what might be yours?" "uhhhhh..... omer." "it is nice to meet you omer i will be helping you throughout your quest. what do you need me to do first my new master?" "uhhh.... i guess you could scope out the next person who needs help." "as you wish." then reeki took off out the door. "well thank you old man." and skullkid took off.

omer just left the entrence to hyrule feild when zeeki came flying down to him. "omer, omer! some girl on that farm needs your help she just chased away a ghomababa and one of the farmhands got bit he looks pretty bad." "lets go then there's no time to waste." omer went to lon lon ranch and had just walked through the entrance and just doged a flying pitchfork."GO AWAY DEMON!!!!!"screeched the redhaired maiden of 14 years. omer then got one of his sleeping darts and shot it into her neck. she then dropped and was out like a light."
malon woke up in a daze and then she saw her father talon lying next to her dead asleep. she looked at omer who was sitting in the room waiting for her to wake up and said "did you do that to my father?" he replied "naw he was like that when i got here." "figures."
"why did you call me a demon?" "you mean your not one of ganondork's minions?" "ya know now that you mention it..... no cant say that i am." said omer. "well thats good to know." "my bat said that one of your ranch hands got himself bit." "oh you mean ingo, yeah he got bit two days ago and ever since he has been devoted to ganondorf. i dont understand." "what bit him." "oh one of the various monsters that attacked our ranch. i think it was called a ghoma baba." "what else attacked your ranch?" "oh, wolfulas, octorekus, tectongos, and these extremly horrible, parasitic, gruesome monsters called like deads." said malon. "describe those last two for me." "well the tectongos had the body of a dodongo and had fire breath and a long tail but had short legs like a spider and it hat one eye like a tectite, really vicious bitches if you ask me. and the like deads had the blobbyness of a like like but it had a spooky mask and brown arms and a terrifying shriek that would leave you paralized like a re dead.
"where do you suppose they came from?" asked omer. "well i was up in the mill when they came and it looked as though they were coming from the west as if from kakariko villiage.... THATS IT!!!!!! they must have a base hidden away in death mountain." said the wise malon. "death mountain huh? well that looks like our next stop. here you take some skull bombs just incase the monsters come back ok?" "got it. but i gotta give you somthing in return.... here! take these." malon gives omer a set of iron claws. "they let you dig through anything even sheer rock it's not much but it may be useful later on in your journey." then omer left lon lon ranch in search for the hidden base where the monsters were spawning. but mabey your wondering hey what about ingo well... at the time no one really cared that he almost had his leg bitten off but oh well no one cares for ingo anyway (snotty little basterd).

omer headed west just as malon told him in search of the hidden base. "wow, i just realized im just one person and these are alot of monsters im headed to mabey i should get some help." but right as omer got in the middle of hyrule field he heard screechy little laughter. "hee hee hee hee.... look at him kotake he is a wreched little imp isnt he." "that he is kaume he is a little imp it is sad that he thinks he can stop our plan wich are plans from the great ganondorf." "you see imp, we have been using the power of fusing magic to combine the most vicious of monsters. and since we are free to roam the land we will sieze all parts of hyrule including your stupid little lost woods."
"kaume what have you done you fire headed oaf you just told him our plans he could tell sombody that matters." "shut up kotake you ice brain he'll be dead before any body knows what were up to." "very well lets just kill him and get it over with." "peh" "peh".
as a red and blue burst of energy hit the ground the two witches said "come forth servants of ganondorf!" then a rumble came from the ground and 50 redead spewed forth as did 50 like likes. "try this one on for size imp!" "peh" "peh". then two bolts of enery hit the redeads and like likes and they all fused together to make one huge monster with a bad attitude called a supreme like dead. it was big and blobby aproximatly 60 feet in hight and had 100 arms growing out of the sides also it had a giant spooky mask.
omer had no clue what to do he threw his spear, sword, and even blew some darts his way but it was to no effect the beast just absorbed it all. then he thought "man if only i hadnt given all my bombs to malon." "looks like the little imp is going to die eh kotake?" "yes it does kaume. hee hee hee hee." then a figure darted from behind a wall. "OMER!!!!!!" it was malon. "omer take your skull bombs it looks as if you could use them." then omer thought "naw really you psyco bitch?"
"thanks malon you came just in the nick of time." omer took the bombs and then he had an idea. he put on the shoes that the crazey old guy gave him. he ran top speed around the beast over and over until he made it dizzy. then using the awesome speed he ran up the side of the monster and jumped over the top. he lit all the fuses and dropped every single one of them into the monster's throat. "die you son of a bitch!!!!!"
he landed on the ground and took one final look at the monster and as he gave one last roar he started to swell and then... --BOOM!!!!!!!!!!-- the monster exploded with a quarter of the force of an atomic bomb. "arrrrrg you wretched little imp! you havent seen the last of us!!!" "now look what you did you fire headed imbicile!" "aw shut up ice queen you--"
omer picked up his weapons and gave one final thanks to malon and went to kakariko villiage. once there he decided to look for help and then he saw somthing familliar it was the symbol of the sheikah. it was on a white haired hylian who was standing beside a young 14 year olde blonde girl who looked to be of some importance. he wallked up to impa and said "excuse me i couldn't help but notice that your carrying the mark of the sheikah. what is your name?" "ah a skullkid verry good i am impa and this is princess zelda." "i am going to go to death mountain because of a tip that two witches named kotake and kaume are brewing up somthing bad." "katoke and kaume? you mean twinrova. of course we will help you the twinrova are always up to somthing bad they are big followers of ganondorf and the last thing we need is for ganondorf's minions destroying everything." said impa. "impa have you tought zelda here the sheikah ways?" "well now that you mention it no i guess i should i cant protect her forever." "zelda we need to train you but we have a verry limited time to do so so your going to have to listen to every thing impa and i tell you ok?" "got it, but how do you know so much about the sheikah." asked zelda "because the skullkids tought the sheikah everything they know." "impa is this true." "yes it is zelda now lets begin your training." authors note:look dont give me any theorys about how sheikahs came to be ok? cause this is mine