Knoxs Klayworld by SomeKid614
Summary: This is not a zelda fan fic. Instead its clay people it is really funny and stupid. If u want to see it go to www.flashplayer.com
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Link (OoT & MM)
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 1248 Read: 10362 Published: Apr 26, 2005 Updated: Apr 26, 2005

1. ALIEN!!! by SomeKid614

2. Knoxs Klayworld 2 by SomeKid614

ALIEN!!! by SomeKid614
Clay guy: La la la- huh?

A claw raised up from the ground.

Clay guy: Oh your not clay. Oh well welcome to klayworld

Monster: RRRRRRGGHHHH!!!!!

Smash!

It slashed the clay guy into pieces.

Clay Guy 2: Hello Alien.

Alien:RRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Clay Guy 2: Well my name is Howard.

The clay guy raised his hand out to say hello.

But the Alien slashed him.

Clay Guy 3: Oh no its an Alien!

Clay Guy 4: I'll take care of this. Hey who you think you are!?

But the Alien smashed him.

All Clay Guys: AAAAHHHH Alien is gonna get me!

But one stayed behind because he's stupid.

Stupid Clay: Alien got me! The Alien g- Oh no oh-

The Alien slashed him in half before the clay guy can say anything.

Clay Guy 5: I think we lost him.

Clay Guy 6: Yeah.

The Alien grabed the 5th clay guy.

Clay Guy 5: Woah! It got me!

Clay Guy 6: Ah! Your on your own!

Clay Guy 5: Woah-

The Alien turned him into a ball.

Clay Guy 6: Hmmm thats pretty good I like that.

The Alien bowed.

Clay Guy6: Make me a dog!

The Alien turned the ball into a skateboard.

Clay Guy 6:....That's a gay dog.

Alien:RRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Clay Guy 6: Wh-what is that a gun I mean-

The alien ramed him over.

Knoxs Present: Knoxs Klay World 0_0

Monster: hmmm hmm hm hm?

The monster looked at the newspaper.

Clay Guy 7: Hey are you the newspaper monster?

The newspaper monster looked at the clay guy and the newspaper.

Clay Guy 7: You don't know? Here take this. Don't eat it!

The newspaper monster nodded

The newspaper monster looked at it. It said: Please get to the end of the table please 0_0

The newspaper stand tehre for a while. Then he ate the paper.

Clay Guy 7: Hey didn't I say not to eat it!?

Clay Guy 8: Here you go.

Chris: What does your card say?

Micheal: Ummmm. Wh- What! It says I can't come!

Note: You can't come hahaahha

Chris: Well I guess its me and the robot.

Micheal: Scew this

Clay Guy 7: Well I'm glad you can all make it. So-

The clay guy's word is interupted by a fight. A little short guy and a robot was fighting each other. The little guy was grabbing his neck. As the robot was running around.

Clay Guy 8: Guys?

Jacob: Ummm is this where were suppose to be?

He asked the newspaper monster.

But the monster didn't respond

Instead he walked away

Jacob: Hey hey! Answer me!

Dr Bob: I'm being good!

Clay Guy 7: That's nice Dr. Bob. Hate these guys...

Clay Guy 8: Aw great the tree hand thing is fighting the yellow seed.

The tree hand thing and the big long thing are in a battle position.

Yellow Seed: I know you've been talking about my momma.
Knoxs Klayworld 2 by SomeKid614
The yellow seed and the tree hand thing still continued the fight. The yellow seed tried to poke the tree hand but missed. The tree hand grabbed his attacked and started turning around like a ball.

Clay Guy 7: Guys stop fighting! It-

But was cut off when the tree hand and the yellow seed squished him.

Finnaly they let go of the grasp. They cut the clay guy in half.

The tree hand stood up. So did the yellow seed. The yellow seed grabbed the body of the clay guy and threw it at the tree hand. But the tree hand grabbed it and threw it back the yellow seed. But the yellow seed counter attacked. It cut the tree hand thing in half left of the head of the tree. The head of the tree stood up and started running. The yellow seed went after it. The head of the tree slashed everyone that gets in his way. He climbed up a clay guy

Clay Guy 9: ahaha get down from there.

The tree stabbed him cut him in half. It kept running until a clay guy stopped him.

Clay Guy 10: Gotcha!

But was killed instantly by the tree head's cut.

The yellow seed threw the body away.

Yellow Seed: I finnaly got you now you must die!

The Yellow seed was about to strike but the tree hand was squished. The Yelllow Seed looked up and saw an Alien. The Alien grabbed it. The slashing was heard across the battle of the clay men. All the clay people looked with awe. It slashed the Yellow Seed into peices. Then the alien ran away.

Jacob: What was that?

Clay Guy 8: That's why we told you to come here.

Clay Guy 11: Yeah that Alien have been killing alot of our guys.

Chris: So clay guys die all the time nobody cares

Clay Guy 11: Well you know the replay button starts we stop killing.

All clay people: AAAAAND?

Clay Guy 11: But this Alien kills even when the klaymation is over.

All clay people: Ah!

Jacob: I still don't get i-

Clay Guy 8: So we gotta make up a plan without fighting.

Clay Guy 8 and 11: I-

Clay Guy 8: What were you going to say?

Clay Guy 11: Forgot now

Jacob: Okay where's Dr. Bob?

Clay Guy 8: He's over there trying to give pokey a shot.

Dr. Bob was trying to give Pokey a shot but was trying to flee. Dr. Bob grabbed his leg.

Dr. Bob: You need this!

Pokey ran away and Dr. Bob was chasing him.

Dr. Bob: Come here you little butter.

Jacob: Why does he need a shot for?

Dr. Bob: For an operation.

Jacob: Do you even know?

There was silent for a moment.

Dr. Bob: Look I don't want this arguement I'm a busy man. Oh I fixed your friend.

Jacob: What!

There was Phil wearing a red shirt and bandages all over him.

Phil: Hey!

His arm has a puppet on his arm and looked up and Phil.

Mr. Kisbo: Hi!

Phil just punched him away from his face. Mr Kisbo kept biting his face.

Phil: Sorry I cut you up

Jacob turned around and walked away.

Phil: Well fine be that way! I don-

He was cut off by Mr Kisbo bite on his face.

Mr Kisbo: Cookie...

Phil: You want a cookie? Well you can't have a cookie cause you keep biting my face.

Mr Kisbo went toward his ear and his eyes turned red.

Mr Kisbo: Then you will die!

In a low voice.

Phil: What the oww!

Mr Kisbo twisted Phil's arm and he fell down. Mr Kisbo attacked Phil with a headbutt on Phil's face. Jacob looked at Mr Kisbo. Mr Kisbo looked around and saw him.

Mr Kisbo: Hi!

Jacob took Mr Kisbo out of Phil's arm and threw it away. Then Mr Kisbo's voice turned low again and his eyes turned red.

Mr Kisbo: I can't die! Know this. The bullet couldn't kill me. The bomb couldn't kill me! I can't die!

Then Mr. Kisbo was crushed by the robot. Mr Kisbo died laying there flat on the floor and his eyes slowly faded away.

Dr. Bob: I think I know how to fix our little arm problem here.

Everyone looked at him.
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