The Legend of
Red the Hedgehog:Lost Love

The Legend of Red the Hedgehog Chapter 1:Prelude to a quest

Red the Hedgehog was just out on a stroll through the forest,when suddenly,he heard a voice cry out to him. “Huh??Seems like some one needs some help!!” suggested Red.The mysterious voice had led him to the Firebird Temple where his legendary weapon,the “Phoenix Blade” once rested.The voice led him to the room where the stone resting place of the Phoenix Blade. “Damn!!! Do I have to?” Red asked.Red pulled out his sword and stuck it back into the pedestal and went back in time.When he arrived,he went on to search Sapphire Isle for the voice that is calling out to him.He then came upon Sapphire lake where the majestic Lake Palace rested.Red spotted a monolith that read: “To awaken the sacred place,let us hear the melody of the ocean spirits.” Red then got out his ocarina and played the New Wave Bossa Nova,and the palace surfaced from beneath the lake.Red entered the Palace.Red ventured into the palace and was confronted by a venomous snake capable of killing in one strike.Red unsheathed his sword and made short work of the reptilian menace and proceeded to the next floor of the Palace. “Hmm, something dosen’t feel right here??” Red said. All of a sudden, a huge slime ball enemy tried to land on top of Red in hopes of smothering him. But Red knew better. Red jumped into the air and used his “Upward thrust” technique and killed him off. Red proceeded to the 3rd and final floor where the palace’s guardian waits for anyone foolish enough to go there. He was a gigantic Sea Serpent(snake) that has a taste for humans,hedgehogs,foxes,Echidnas, and everything else. Red started the battle off by throwing his boomerang at the boss,stunning him.Once Red saw this,he ran forward and slashed him several times repeatedly.The serpent caught Red off guard and slurped him up with his humungous tongue and chewed him up and spit him out.”So,you wanna bite,huh?” Red snapped.Red,now angered,pulled out his bow and shot the serpent with a “Wisdom Arrow” and killed him. “Hmph!!! That ought to teach you!!” Red retorted.Red then left the palace to head up to the Frozen wasteland where the Ice Palace rests. Red enered the frozen stronghold with unsurpassed bravery and went forward into the palace. “I just had to wonder off to these parts,didn’t I?” Red whined. As soon as Red entered the palace, he almost froze to his soul because of the low tempature in the Ice Palace. He fought bravely to the end until he encountered the Ice Palace’s boss:Kholdstare. Red immideantly attacked him with a Downward Thrust to his head.Kholdstare then tried to attack Red with a deadly Ice beam,but Red knew better.Red raised his Mirror Shield and reflected the beam back at Kholdstare and he was soon destroyed.Red stepped onto the transporter and left the palace.Red then felt like snowboarding so he got out his snowboard and headed for Lover’s Lane town at the bottom of the mountain.15 minutes later, he arrived. He went to a local tavern and ordered some food to eat.While doing so,Red heard shouts and screams outside so he went to see what it was. “Hold on there,asshole!!! Come back here!!” snapped the young girl who was chasing down a thief that stole the Spiritual Pendant of Power. Red and the young girl finally cornered the thief who turned out to be Red Foxx: one of Valentina’s most trusted henchmen. “Hey,asshole!!! I believe that you have something that belongs to this young girl,over here??Well,answer me,bitch!!” Red snapped. “This is now the property of Queen Valentina. I will kill you if you dare to try and take the pendant from me!!” snapped Foxx. “OK, it’s your funeral,man,but whatever!!!” said Red. When the battle began, Red Foxx was furious that the heroic duo would resist his queen and took a good swipe at the young girl. “Hey,is that any way to treat a lady??” snapped Red. Red got out his sword and sliced Foxx a good one.The young girl used her lightining powers to do some damage to Red Foxx.Red Foxx then tried to hurl a Blue Fireball at Red and Red raised his Mirror Shield and reflected it back at him,making it damage himself instead of Red. “Alright!! This bastard is getting my last nerve!!” Red barked. Red then casted his hellblast spell and roasted him into oblivion. “Thanks for the help mister,but,who are you?” asked the young girl. “Who am I?? Who am I?? You seriously don’t know who I am?!” Red asked in shock. “Well then allow me to introduce myself. I’m Red St. Francis the 1st,but you can just call me Red!!” Red responded. “ I am Princess Karin Jaurielle Kanzuki,princess of Sapphire Island.Well,one of them anyway.” Karin said. “One of them? What do you mean,just one of them?” Red asked. “I have two sisters,one that is older than me,the other is younger than I am.” Karin told Red. “My eldest sister is Sakura Kanzuki,the youngest, Felicia Kanzuki!!!” Karin stated. “Hmm…. You seriously know Sakura?” asked Red. “She is my sister,after all!!!” Karin responded. “Is she OK?? I mean,I do miss her!!! Sure,we may’ve gotten into arguments and stuff,but, I still do love her!!!” Red said.

The Legend of Red the Hedgehog Chapter 2: Red’s quest begins
“Red, we sould go to Sapphire Castle to meet with my father!!!” suggested Karin.”Sure why not!!” Red said in response.Red and Karin walk towards Sapphire Castle, but upon arrival,they saw nothing but Valentina’s henchmen roaming around the castle. “Wh-wh-what happened,here???” asked Red. “I do not understand, the castle was fine when I left earlier,but now it’s been overthrown by some monsters.We gotta do something about it,Red!!!” shrieked Karin.Red entered the enemy-infested castle and started tearing them apart,one by one.After all was said and done, Red and Karin proceeded to the throne room where the king and queen were being held hostage. “Eh, who are you assholes??” snapped Valentina. “I’m Red St. Francis,ally of justice,nightmare to you!!!” Red retorted. “Ok then Mr. Ally of Justice,you wanna piece of me,COME AND GET IT!!!” Valentina barked.Red,never passing up a battle,went at her throat with his sword and gave her a few good slashes and then she retreated. “Awww,give me a break!!! Is that all you got to throw at me??” cried Red. “Well she and her minions are gone so that’s a good thing,I guess??” Karin responded. “If you say so!!!” Red responded. “Well,well,well,if it ain’t Red St. Francis,pleased to meet you,sir.”said the king. “Your highness,mind telling me what’s going on here??” asked Red. “Well, that evil witch,Valentina,has returned!!!She seeks the Mystic sapphires and plans to dominate the universe.Unless you do something about it,we’re doomed.”said the king. “She’ll never get them because….. I have them….all 7 of them!” Red said to the king with excitement. Red then pulled out the 7 sapphires and showed them to the king. “Amazing,but how did you manage?” asked the king.”Easy…..I am an adventurer after all!!!” Red responded. “I see!!! I also need you to do me a favor??” said the king. “Sure,what is it??” asked Red. “My daughter,Sakura has been missing for a month now,can you look for her,please?? I shall reward you with whatever you desire,shall you find her!!!” the king offered. “Sure,that shouldn’t be so hard.” Red said with a high confidence rate. “She was last seen in the Blue Leaf Forest nearby where you live!!!And,uhh,be careful!!!” said the king. “I will!!” Red answered back. “Uhh,Red,before you go… I was wondering…can I help you find her??” asked Princess Karin. “My child,you can’t possibly mean what you just said.Don’t you know that it is a dangerous world we live in??” asked the king. “How do you think your sister got kidnapped???” said the king. “Trust me,father. I can do this!!!” Princess Karin retorted. “Are you absoloutley sure,my dear??” asked the king. “I’m positive!!” said Princess Karin. “Uhh,OK!!! Be careful,my child!!” said the king as he hugged Princess Karin and sent her on her way with Red. Red and Karin walked to the Blue Leaf Forest and looked for anything suspicious. They then heard cries for help coming from deep within the forest."Let's sneak upon that voice and see what's happened so far!!!" Karin sugguested. The duo sneak upon the source of the voice and they find Sakura,tied up being tortured by Valentina's minions. "Tell me,little girl!!!! Will you surrender Sapphire Isle to Queen Valentina…I mean,you'll still get to rule the land we just need some of it to raise armies and kill all opposers that get in the way!!!" asked the bear. "NO!!!!!! NEVER!!! I'll never surrender to a bitch like her!!!You'll have to kill me before I give up!!!" snapped Sakura. "Then allow me to grant your death wish,little girl!!!" answered Big Bear.Red and Karin run to Sakura's rescue and confronted the bear. "Hey asshole…..is this any way to treat a lady??" Red snapped. "Ahh,you must be Red St. Francis,aka,Red the Hedgehog!!!" bellowed the bear."Yep!!! Ally of the good,nightmare to you!!!" Red retorted.The trio went into battle with the bear and fought him to the end like there was no tomorrow.After Red and co. made short work of the menace,they all walked back to Sapphire Castle and Red collected his reward as he was promised and started to leave the castle."Hey Red,isn't it customary for the hero to get a reward from the damsel he saves??" asked Sakura."Yeah,something like that!!!" Red answered.Before Red could say anything else,Sakura ran up to Red and French kissed him."Sakura my darling,do you even know who this man is??" asked the king and queen. "Of course!!! Thi is Red,well duh!!! Anyone should know that,but I've been his adventuring partner for 8 years and I've grown quite fond of Red!!!" said Sakura."So,do you…..love this man??" asked the king."Yes I do!!! Very much,in fact!!!" Sakura responded.

Chapter 3: Red meets Ren the monkey

When they started to go up the mountain, a monkey named Ren came towards Red and co.,as if from nowhere, and spoke to Red. “Hello Mr. Red,how are you today??” Ren asked. “Huh,who are you? And how do you know me?” Red ased. “You are a famous world-renowned hero,are you not??” Ren responded. “That I am!!” Red answered. “Then may I help you??” Ren asked. “Help me??” Red asked. “Well you see, I was an orphan at birth,my parents didn’t want me around so they abandoned me to fend for myself!! I’ve moved here to the mountains and have lived here for 12 years.” Ren told Red and co. “Geez,that’s awfully messed up,man.So,basically,what you’re saying is,that you never really had a family at all??” Red asked Ren. “Yes.That is exactally what I’m saying.I am willing to do whatever necessary if you help me!!!” Ren pleaded. “Hey,hey,hey!!! Calm down,man.I’ll help you!! You can live with me and my friends!!” Red offered. “Thanks Red,you are truly a life-saver!!!” said Ren. “I’m only here to help!!!” said Red. So after Ren and Red exchanged some words,they all went up Hera’s mountain and headed for the Mountain Palace. “Hey man,what is your name?” Red asked. “My name is Ren.Pleased to meet you,Red!!!” Ren responded. “Ok Ren,we have a sorceress on the loose and she needs to die!! If we do not destroy her,she wil take over the universe and kill all of our families or enslave them…..and us too!!!” Red explained. “So what??? I don’t care about my family.They didn’t care about me so why should I care about them?” Ren said. “Ren!!!! That is a hurtful thing to say about your family.” said Karin. “No one has ever cared about me so I did not care about them. When I was little, when ever I did something wrong, I was beat on with poles,2x4’s,frying pans,anything that they could find,they surely hit me with it!!!” Everyone stops just in front of the Palace. “But why would they beat on you like that,Ren??” Red questioned. All of a sudden, Ren’s mom and dad showed up. “Hey look over there darling…It’s Ren, our rag doll!!” said Ren’s mother. “Hmmm,say honey,why don’t we have a little fun with him before we leave…..shall we??” said Ren father. “Hey,is this any way to treat your son??” Red snapped. “Huh?And who the hell are you?” asked Ren’s father. “I’m Red St. Francis,aka Red the Hedgehog!!” Red retorted. “You stay outta this,Red boy!!!” snapped Ren’s father. “He’s our son,and we will treat him as we damn well please.” Said Ren’s mother. “Must I kill you,dad??” Ren said aloud. “You,kill me…..Ha!!! That’s a good one!!!” laughed Ren’s father. Ren went into a battle with his mom and dad alone. Ren’s mom tried to slap Ren,but she missed.Ren’s dad tried to attack Ren with a shotgun and he missed as well. Ren got out his crossbow and fired a ThunderArrow at his dad and it went straight through his heart and almost killed him. “Now it’s your turn,bitch!!!” Ren snapped at his mom. “C’mon Ren,please be reasonable!!!” said his mother. “Were you thinking this when you used to beat on and abused me??NOOO!!!! Did you think this when you abandoned me?? NOOO!!!!” Ren snapped. “To tell you the truth, I only did that because of your father.” Said Ren’s mother. “BULLSHIT!!!” Ren yelled. “Hey Ren,listen to her!!” Red added. “Explain yourself,lady!!!” Ren snapped. “Well your father really didn’t like me or you,son.He would always spend his time and money elsewhere except at home with us!!!! When he came home,he was always a drunken monkey and he used to beat on me,too!!! Whenever he asked me for money and I didn’t give him any,he would beat on me and call me names like broke bitch and slut and worthless whore and things like that.” Ren mother stated. “So!! You like to beat on women and children,do you motherfucker??” Red said in a pissed off voice. “What can you do about it,young’un??” snapped Ren’s father. “This!!” Red responded. Red drew his Long Sword from it’s sheath and stabbed it straight through his heart and killed him immediantly. “That is what I’ll do about it!!!” Red snapped as he spit on him and took a piss on his lifeless body. Everyone was looking at Red strangely. “Whaaat??? I had to go,sheesh!!!” Red said.

Chapter 4: Red vs. Hera
Red and co. enter the Mountain Palace. As they venture deep into the palace, they encounter some mountain lizards. Red slashed one of them in two and Ren punched one right in his eye and took him apart. Sakura then thundershocked the remaining enemies and killed them off.They continued up to the final floor where a statue of Hera,queen of all gods and goddesses,stood. Helloooooo!!! Is anyone home??” Red said as his voice echoed. The statue was making strange noises as it began to come alive. “Hello,mortals.I’m Hera,queen of the gods and goddesses.” said Hera. “What the hell??” Red said in shock. “You seek the “Piece of the Golden Power I posess,do you not??” asked Hera. “Yep!!! I sure do!! Either you’re gonna give it to me or I’ll have to take it from you!!!” Red yelled. “ If you really want it,you must duel with me,one-onone,Red.” Hera demanded. “Bring it on,bitch!!” Red snapped. The battle began and Red performed his Phoenix slash on Hera,dealing great damage to her. Hera then bitch-slapped Red. “You whore.You slapped me,now you pay!!!!” snapped Red. He did his Phoenix Inferno special leaving Hera severely injured.The battle ended. “Well quite impressive,Red. You have earned both my respect, and this part of the Triforce.” Hera handed the Triforce to Red and he put it away and left the Palace. Ren’s mom was till standing outside of the palace. “Well Ren,so,how did it go for you guys?” asked Ren’s mom. “Easy!!! Way to easy!!!” “Red,can we go home and get some rest?” Ren asked. “Sure,why not.I can use the relaxation myself!!” Red added. Red and co. went to his house in Blue Leaf Forest and all gathred at the kitchen table. “Ooops,I’m so sorry for being rude,Mr. Red. My name is Miranda,Ren’s mother. If there’s anything I can do for you,tell me and it’s just as good as done!!!” said Miranda. “I’ll even be a maid/butler for you guys if I have to!!” said Miranda. “ I really do mostly everything by myself,but,sure,why not!!!” Red responded.

Chapter 5: Back with a vengance

Red sat down on the Living room couch and turned on his Tv and his Nintendo Gamecube and was playing it. “Hey Red,whatcha playing??” asked Ren. “I’m playing The Legend of Zelda;Ocarina of time,Ren!!! Wanna play it??” asked Red. “Sure do!!! I love this game!!!” Ren said with excitement. Ren was playing Red’s gamecube while Red went to the fridge to look for something to eat. “Hmm, I wonder what I wanna snack on?” Red said to himself.He grabbed a soda,5 chilli dogs,and a bag of potato chips and started throwing down. “Can I have some food,Red?” Ren asked politely. “Sure,just don’t get greedy with it!!!” Red responded. Ren took a chilli dog from Red’s plate and ate it. “Man,you sure can make some mean Chilli dogs,Red. These are delicious!!!” Ren said with a mouth full. “Dinner’s ready,peoples!!” said Miranda. Everyone dropped what they were doing and ran straight for the kitchen. “Thanks Miss Miranda,for dinner.” Said Red. Everyone finshed their dinner in a timely manner. “So mom,what’s for dessert??” Ren asked. “Your favorite, Banana split!!!” she said. “Yayyyy!!!” everybody shouted. Everyone scoffed their dessert and was fast asleep. The next morning came and Red woke everyone up with running shower water. Ren went to the shower in his room and got into the shower and was soon cleaned up. “Hmm,wonder what’s taking Red so long?” asked Karin. “let me go see!!!” Volunteered Sakura. Sakura went into Red’s room,only to see that he’s outta the shower and was naked,getting ready to get dressed.Instead of leaving his room, Sakura stood there and watched instead. She quickly ran downstairs to the living room and Red and co. left the house. All of a sudden,they see a familiar figure looming ominously in front of them. “Heh,heh,heh!!! So,you think that you could just get rid of me,eh!!! Now,you’ll all join me….IN HELL!!!” said Ren father. “Not if I kill you…..again!!!” Red retotrted. “Dad,give it up already.You know you can’t kill us, so why even bother??” snapped Ren. “So son,you take the side of a stranger?? You and that slutty ass mother of yours are both alike!!! Weaker than weak.Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!” laughed Ren father.Ren opened a portal that led to Hell and pushed his father into it and it quickly closed up. “That should hold you down awhile!!!” Ren snapped.