It was just a normal day for Red.He has done quite a lot in the past 16 years for his people.Red,yet again,Slept until 2 o'clock as he usually does until his girlfriend,Sakura,woke him up out of his sleep."Hey Red,it's 2pm.But that's not important.But anyway,Ryo and i will be out shopping for awhile so you be good and stay outta trouble while we're gone,you hear?"Sakura said in a soft voice."umm...have fun then see ya' when you get back,sweetie." Red responded.All of a sudden,Honey & Slick walk downstairs towards the front door of their house."Hey sleepyhead." Slick snickered."Go to Hell!" snapped Red. "Whoa.Red you don't have to be hostile,you know.I was just teasing,geez!" said Slick."Sorry about that.I'm just cranky when I just woke up,you know that."Red said. "But anyway,Honey and I will be walking around for awhile,OK Red." Slick and Honey walk out the door and Red heads for his bedroom where he looks for what Tunic he will wear and then goes in his bathroom and gets into the shower.Minutes later,he gets out and starts packing like mad as if he were moving out of his house.After he packs all of his things up, he heads for the Airport."Hello there,sir.How can I help you?" asked a salesclerk."I need a one-way ticket to Hyrule,please."Red answered."That'll be 240 rupees,please."Red handed her the 240 rupees and the clerk handed Red his ticket."Flight 747 to Hyrule is now boarding." announced the airport's P.A. system(that stands for Public address system)Red boarded the plane and sat down in the nearest seat and dozed off to sleep.10 minutes after the plane left the ground,a friendly flight attendantwoke Red up."Would you like something to eat and to drink,sir?" she asked."Umm,I'll take a 2 liter bottle of Welch's Strawberry soda and 6 chilli dogs,please!" Red responded."It shall be ready shortly,sir." said the Flight attendant.About 8 minutes later, the flight attendant came to Red with his order.Here you are,sir.""Thanks ma'am." Red said.Red gave the flight attendant a tip of 1400 rupees.Approxiamatley 2 hours and 30 minutes later,Red's plane landed in Hyrule. When he stepped off the plane,he started to feel dizzy.It's as if someone was manipulating his mind.But who would do this to Red? Yep,you guessed it....Zelda.He then headed for Hyrule Castle.When Red arrived at Hyrule Castle,he was greeted by a gate guard."Who goes there?" snapped a castle guard."WHAT!!!You don't recognize me.It's me,Red.Red Lancelot." Red said to the guard."You're THE Red Lancelot?" asked the guard."The one and only." Red answered."Forgive me for my foolishness,sire.Princess Zelda and the others are expecting your arrival,Red." said the guard. Red was escorted to the front door of Hyrule Castle."SURPRISE" everyone shouted as Red walked into the Castle."Welcome home,Red."Zelda cheered."Glad to have ya' back and i'm also glad that Zelda found someone she can be happy with other than myself."said Link."Long time no see Red." Impa added."Ahh,it's so good to see you my boy." said King Harkinian."Yeah,it's feels good to be at home." said Red with ethusiasm."Red,I shall assign you a nursemaid.Ummm,Inia,show Red to his room please and give him any needed assistance,OK." ordered Harkinian."Yes your majesty." said Inia.Inia did as she was instructed to do and she showed Red to his room where he unpacked his belongings and put them up where they belonged.Meanwhile,back on Sapphire Isle,Sakura and the others had returned from what they were doing for the day and went into the house."Red,we're home." shouted Sakura."Dad,where are ya?" yelled Ryo."Red,stop fooling around.We know you're here." Slick said."I think I should go see what's wrong with my sweetie.He maybe sick,you know."said Sakura in a trembling voice.Sakura walks up the stairs and to the end of the loooong hallway to the master bedroom in which belonged to Red,unaware of what she sees will grind her heart into dust."What the fuck is going on here?" shouted Sakura.She thought real long and hard to her self."If that bitch Zelda so much as to lay one royal finger on my fiancee`,she's gonna be dead once i'm done beating the living shit outta her."growled Sakura.And,Sakura meant buisness. She quickly heads out of the front door only to be stopped and questioned by everyone."Hey mom,where ya going?" asked Ryo."I'm going to go kick some royal ass!" she responded. Sakura wound up her two tails and started flying to Hyrule in which was only 150 miles north of Sapphire Isle.When she landed,she headed for the Castle."Why does that bitch have to take something,or in this case,someone that was never hers in the first damn place?" snapped Sakura."Who knows but if she has my Red in that Castle of hers,they better start digging her a grave in Kakiriko because that's where she's gonna end up.Grrrrrrr!" growled Sakura.

"Th-th-that bitch is gonna pay for taking Red from me! I need to get him back but how?" Sakura asked herself. She pulled out a bottle of Orange potion(that was created on Sapphire Isle) and said to herself:"This will help but how will I get him away from Zelda,hmmm?" Then suddenly Red walks outside of the castle's front door."Now's my chance.Better get him while the gettin's good!" said Sakura.She ran up to Red and grabbed him and pulled him to the side of a wall."Sakura, what are you doing here?" asked Red."I'm here to rescue you,sweetie." said Sakura."R-R-Rescue me." said Red."Yeah. that Princess Zelda is only using you for your god-like strength and your wisdom.Don't you see,if it weren't for your wisdom or strength,she wouldn't want anything to do with you.Please Red,come back home with me."pleaded Sakura."Hey, is that a new potion you got there?" Red asked."Yep it sure is.It's made only on Sapphire Island and I wanted to bring you a little sample.Care to try some,Red?" asked Sakura."Sure,why not?" said Red.Red snatched the bottle form her and gulped it down.All of a sudden,he had started feeling the same way he felt when he got off his plane earlier.After the potion takes affect,Red returns back to normal."Whoa.What happened?Where am I?" Red asked."It's about time you came to your senses,Red."said Sakura."That royal asshole,Zelda, took over your mind somehow and made you come here to the Castle.We need to get outta here before it's too late,Red." Zelda appears all of a sudden."And just where do you think you're going with my soon-to-be husband?" Zelda asked."What!!! Listen up bitch,Red was never yours to begin with.And another thing,i've known Red longer than you have.16 years to be exact! I was also his childhood sweetheart and adventuring partner." snapped Sakura."Yeah.And why did you manipulate my mind,Zelda?Oh, I know. You just wanted me because you couldn't stand for Sakura to have me,huh?" Red yelled. After these words were exchanged, Sakura and Zelda started to fight each other.But, what Zelda didn't know was Sakura was more faster than she looks and stronger,too.Zelda drew out her Magic rod and Sakura drew out her Light Sword and fought Zelda with all her strength.Zelda's father,King Harkinian,came running out of the Castle when he heard the noise Zelda and Sakura were making when they were fighting.Sakura pulled off a sneaky maneuver and tripped Zelda and made her fall flat on her back.Sakura only had a minor burn mark and a couple of cuts and srapes,where as Zelda was beat to a bloody pulp.Her face was badly bleeding,her tiara was all bashed up, and her dress was torn in several places and had deep scratches and cuts all over her body."What is going on here?"demanded Harkinian."Well,if this bitch would leave things alone that isn't hers,she wouldn't suffer the fate she's about to recieve!"snapped Sakura.Without warning,Sakura stabbed her sword right through Zelda's chest and bright red blood started spraying everywhere.

Zelda just layed there, coverd in her own blood."GUARDS!Arrest this woman for high treason." cried Harkinian."Not if I can help it."Red responded as he was getting up off the ground from being unconcious."What are you doing,Red? She just murdered your future wife and future queen of Hyrule and you take her side?" asked Harkinian."Yes,and I will tell you why.Why would I want to marry someone who is controlling me like i'm their servant? Zelda used some kind of mind control teqnique on me.And why? do you ask.Well,it's all simple...She only wanted me for my god-like strength and my wisdom.She never really loved me!!So,as obvious as it may seem,ZELDA WAS USING ME!!!!!"Red yelled."Using you?" asked the King."Yeah!Using me!" Red retorted."But that's no reason to have her killed,Red." "Yeah,whatever. If you arrest Sakura,then you'll have to arrest me,too.We will not go down that easily,Harkinian.I tell ya' that much!" Red said."That can be arranged,Red." said Harkinian."OK then,bring it on!!!" Sakura yelled at the King.All of the King's men came charging at Red and Sakura with their spears,swords, and bows.Red drew out his Pheonix blade and Sakura drew out her Light sword once again and they began fighting the King's men.Now Hyrule was just a bloody battlefield.Red and Sakura had slain all 1800 of King Harkinian's men."This...is just impossible.We lost!!! 1800 to 2.How can this be??" mumered the King."This is what happens when you mess with the best,your magesty.OH and a word of advice,you might wanna hire some better soldiers and you should pick your battles more wisely,OK?" Red snickered.

Epiloge
Red and Sakura went back to Sapphire Island and told Slick and the others what happened.Link and Impa show up at the last minute,alongside with Inia,Red's nursemaid.The next day,Red and Sakura got married. Later on that day, Red and co. went back to Hyrule to Zelda's funeral and paid their last respects to her before she was burried in Kakiriko Graveyard."I tried to tell her that taking someone that wasn't meant to be hers was gonna get her killed one of these days.But still,she chose not to listen and now look what happened to her?"Link said as Red handed him a tissue to dry his eyes and blow his nose."It's allright,you three.I guess it was.....just her time to.....go,I guess." wailed Impa.After the funeral,Red and Sakura both went back to Sapphire Island and went on their Honeymoon.

THE END!!!!!