Link: "Sigh"

?: " Whats a matter?"

Link: "Nothing, I'm just happy to be on vaccation."

?: "Vaccation?!?!?"

Link: "Yup Zelda. No fighting today"

Zelda: " Look over there, the Hyrule City is on fire!!!"

Link: " So? I'm happy, you?"

Zelda: " Happy? The town is on fire!"

Link: " Its not my problem. Someone else could do it"

Zelda: " Hello, its on fire, people are dying"

?: " Link, my cows are on fire, no milk!"

Link: " And, Malon, since when did I care?"

Malon: " My chickens are dying!"

Link: " Oh, all right. Ill get my sword and my useless equipment."

Zelda: " Oh I hate that boy.

Saria: " Me too. I mean the forest is burning too. Might as well help him."

Link: " Stupid people, I wish I wasn't the hero of time. Why could Malon could be the hero of time? Oh well."

And so Link went to the town to save it again. But will he?

Link: " Oh shut up already!!!"

Link arrives in the town.

Link: " Aw man, I'm on vaccation already, I don't deserve this."

Octorock: " ..." Translation: " Hey it's Link!"

Link: " Aw not these uglies again!"

Octorock: "...?" Tasnslation: "Ugly? Look who's talking!"

Link: " Well, I'm going now, see ya!!!" Runs off quickly, back to his vaccation spot.

Zelda: " Well?"

Link: " What?"

Zelda: " Did you save the town?"

Link: " Ya."

Zelda: " Then why is it still burning, and people still screaming?" Pointing to the town.

Saria: " Ya? How come the forest is still buning?" Pointing to the forest.

Malon: " Then how come my farm animals are bruning alive!!!"

Every one gains up on Link.

Link: " Why do I have to save Hyrule every time?"

Malon: " Thats a good question"

Zelda knocks him out.

Zelda: " Oh shut up already!"

Link: " Ah man.... fine i will get the mister sword."

All of them at once: " MASTER SWORD!!!!!"

Link runs off to the Temple of Time

Will Link ever get there in...

Link: " I will kill you if you don't shut up!!!"