Summary: I got bored, and then thought; what if all the Zelda characters were members of a chatroom? And I went from there. It's short too, by the way.
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Link (OoT & MM)
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Word count: 869 Read: 23427
Published: Jul 08, 2005 Updated: Jul 10, 2005
Rauru is a bit behind the times. by Elflord
Saria901: Hey Link they're havin a party at lonlon ranch tonight!
Link44: Cool!
Saria901: Wanna come with?
Link44: I thought kokiri weren't supposed to leave the forest?
Saria901: So? We did it at the end of OoT.
Link44: Good point, but doesn't that contradict the entire game?
Saria901: It's not canon. shut yer mouth.
Link44: Okay...
Saria901: Thank U. Now don't say a word of it or I'll rip out your pancreas through your nose.
Link44: 0.o
Saria901: Damn straight.
R4ru signed on at 4:58:37 PM.
R4ru signed off at 4:58:37 PM.
R4ru signed on at 4:58:38 PM.
R4ru signed off at 4:58:38 PM.
R4ru signed on at 4:58:39 PM.
Saria901: The hell?
R4ru: Sorry. I could not sign on.
Link44: what the frell are you talking about? you did it 3 times!!!
R4ru: I cry on the inside...
Saria901: Don't mind Link, he's just a pompous ass...
R4ru: Thank you for your kind words Saria
R4ru:901.
Link44: they wernt kind!!! and they were directed at me!!!
Saria901: XP
Link44: XP XP
Saria901: XP XP XP
R4ru: RT YO PU WR
Link44: the frell...?...?...?
Saria901: You are supposed to arrange the letters so they look like faces.
R4ru: Did I do something wrong?
Saria901: I just answered that.
R4ru: Sorry, I am a slow writer.
Saria901: Ohhh...
Link44: so, who's coming to the party?
Saria901: I am!!!
Link44: .....
Link44: we're waiting...
Link44: C'mon!!!
Link44: oh this is bullshit!
R4ru: I accept your invitation to the party at Lon Lon Ranch. You can look forward to seeing me at the party, Link and Saria.
Link44: look forward?!?!
Link44: yeah right!!
Saria901: Shut up Link.
R4ru signed off at 5:05:16 PM.
Link44: and you know?
Link44: Maybe if you didn't elaborate your message so much, you wouldn't take so long!?!?!
Saria901: Link...
Link44: and another thing!
Saria901: LINK!!!
Link44: wot?
Saria901: he signed off.
Link44: Oh.
Saria901: Asshole.
Saria901 signed off at 5:05:45 PM.
Link44 signed off at 5:06:21 PM.
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