Chapter 1
The uhh… child without a fruit

Angry Pierre: Oh banana where art thou. Banana I need you goddamnit!
Banana: Calm down. Remain calm. Hold your breath and count to ten. Now are you okay? No sign of the curse?
Angry Pierre: Thank you. I am calm now. Shut up and listen. Thou must bring me the err…child without a fruit.
Banana: You mean Weebl?
Angry Pierre: No. As Weebl refused to let us shrink him while filming this you must find his smaller best friend Bob who will play young Weebl and eventually switch off with Weebl. Oops I said too much.
Banana: O.o
Angry Pierre: Just get the damn kid.
Banana: ‘kay

(Scene from Navi Die Navi I will kill you mwahahahahahaha…I mean Banana’s POV. Flies through childs village bumping into fences and the like eventually bumping into one child’s *cough* Mido * cough * weak point. Revenge is a dish best served low and cheap. Banana finally goes into one treehouse. Inside is Bob sleeping in his bed.)

Banana: Hey! Look! Listen! Watch out! What am I saying? Wake up stupid uhhh… child ya that's right child heh heh (sweatdrop) /
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Bob: ‘lo
Banana: O.o
Bob: A banana? Are you my guardian fruit?
Banana: No I’m a hallucination brought on by stress.
Bob: Oh damn. For a second I thought I could finally be accepted and understood. But I guess I will always be a loner shunned and ignored by society. Oh cruel world why hast thou forsaken me? Please end thy evil torment now!
Banana: O.o Uh WTF was that? I was just kidding.
Bob: Heh heh I knew that. I was kidding too.
Banana: Ya whatever kid. Look just come with me and don't make my job any harder than it already is.
Bob: And what if I don't want to go?
Banana: Then I will beat your face in with my bare peels so hard that by the time I’m done with you Angry Pierre will be wondering who I brought to him because he sure as hell wont be able to recognize you under all that blood.
Bob: So when are we leaving?
Banana: I’m glad you see things my way.
( They leave his house and walk toward the entrance to the grove of the GDTree. They see Mido on the floor curled up in pain with a piece of paper ( the script) in one hand.)
Bob: Mido are you OK?
Mido: Must read script so I can get money to buy better house… I will never accept you as one of us fruitless uhh… child.
Bob: SHUTUP! I do have a fruit. Banana come here
Banana: (Flirting with an apple) Chill I’m coming dude (Promptly continues to flirt)
Bob: Just let me through ‘kay
Mido: Get a sword and a shield or no go.
Bob: Whatever. (walks past Mido) Banana you coming?
Banana: Ya sure whatever.
(as they walk into the meadow a Angry baba snaps out of the ground and tries to attack Bob)
Bob + Banana: AHHHHHHH! (Banana pulls a lawnmower from thin air and shreds the babas into plant mulch)
Bob: O.o What was that?
Banana: That was the Koriki Lawnmower ( Dun-dun-duun) But I think you should actually listen to Mido and get a sword and shield cause I refuse to kill everything that attacks you.
Bob: ‘kay
( And so our heros walk through the village, collecting rupees as they go. Eventually they can get an Angry Shield and promptly do so. They also find a hole and enter to get the Koriki Sword. )
Bob: Now we can go visit the Great Angry Pierre
(And so they did)
Banana: Hello oh angry one whose rage controls the forest and all its bounty.
Angry Pierre: Banana hast thou returned with the one I asked you to seek?
Banana: No Duh. He’s right here moron.
Bob: LALALA Oooh pretty giant angry person. MUST POKE!!!
Angry Pierre: Oh no! Anything but that!
Banana: You two are so immature. Look here Bob. If you want me to continue being your guardian fruit stop poking him.
Bob: Why?
Banana: SHUTUP!
Bob: Why?
Banana: SHUTUP!
Bob: Why?
Banana: SHUTUP!
Bob: Why?
Banana: SHUTUP!
Bob: Why?
Banana: SHUTUP!
Bob: Why?
Banana: SHUTUP!
Bob: Why?
Banana: SHUTUP!
Bob: Why?
Banana: SHUTUP!
Angry Pierre: Do you mind?
Banana: SHUTUP! Oh sorry thought you were Bob
Angry Pierre: Bob. I hath need of thy services
Bob: You do?
Angry Pierre: Yes I do. A ninja from the desert hath come and cursed me. I need thee to enter my bowels and eliminate the beast that causes my malady.
Banana: Translation, he wants you to go into his mouth, navigate his innards and kill the giant spider inside.
Bob: Wait how do you know it’s a giant spider?
Banana: I read Mido’s copy of the script
Bob: Oooh! Oooh! Can I see it? Please please?
Banana: Maybe, but only if you’re good.
Bob: Aaw man
Angry Pierre: Just go in. (Opens mouth)
Bob: (Thinking that he’ll be eaten) ‘kay (walks in)