Summary: If my life was ordinary, it would boring as hell.That`s what I like about me.I`m wierd.You might be thinking I`m crazy for calling myself wierd, but the truth is, I am wierd.I`ve been called wierd so much that it`s a complement now.Wierd, huh.Anyway, my day seemed unusually normal, until HE showed up.
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Link (OoT & MM), Princess Zelda
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: No
Word count: 5272 Read: 61009
Published: Nov 13, 2010 Updated: Nov 26, 2010
Story Notes:
DISCLAIMER:I, and most likly never will*SOB*, own Zelda.Unless a meteor crash lands on the netendo building and they all disapear and everyone elects me to own netendo.Nah, I doubt that would happen.
1. Orcaraina of Time? by Sallylou
2. Chapter 2 by Sallylou
3. Chapter 3 by Sallylou
4. Chapter 4 by Sallylou
5. Chapter 5 by Sallylou
6. The start of the journey. by Sallylou
7. Chapter 7 by Sallylou
8. Chapter 8 by Sallylou
9. Chapter 9 by Sallylou
10. Chapter 10 by Sallylou
11. Chapter 11 by Sallylou
12. Chapter 12 by Sallylou
13. Chapter 13 by Sallylou
14. Chapter 14 by Sallylou
15. Chapter 15 by Sallylou
16. Chapter 16 by Sallylou
17. Chapter 17 by Sallylou
Orcaraina of Time? by Sallylou
Author's Notes:
Hello to all my fans!My summery is true, about me.I AM WIERD!And just so you know, I put the guy I love in this story.Michael!
It was an ordinary day...oh what the heck!Since when is my life ordinary?I mean, when I was a baby, I was in a crash and was asleep through the hole thing!AND I`M FREAKISHLY HEALTHY!So, it was a wierd day, I came home from school to no one home.I headed strait to my room where I plopped down in my bed.I grabbed a gamecube controller and started playing my favorite game;'The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time'.I was about to fight Ganondorf last time I played, wich was yesterday.This was my tenth time to finish the game.I opened the door, walked in and Ganondorf was playing his organ, like every other time I played."These toys are to much for you.I comand you to hand them over."The king of evil said.But, then he turned his head and pointed at me."I`m after you next, 'Bree'"My eyes grew wide and I rappidly rubbed them.When my vision came back, everything was 'normal' again.I shrugged and the phone rang.I reached over and grabbed it."Hello?"
"Oh, hello, sweatheart.How was school today?"My grandmother was on the phone.
"Fine, how was your day?"
"Great.Is your mother home?"
"No, she went to take Jacob and Josh to Pheonix`s and to the store."
"Okay, I was wandering if she would like to go yard selling with me tomorrow."Oh, yard selling.Every Friday, my Grandmother goess to a yard sale.More than 95% of the things in her house are from yard sales."Okay, well bye honey."
"Bye Grandmama."I hung up and contenued my game when I heard a noise.I climbed out of bed and in to the living.By the bar was.....Link?"Hello."He greeted.
"Ummm, hi."I suddenly slapped myself and winced.
"Why the heck did you do that?!"
"Is this a dream?"
"No."I pinched my arm.
"Ow!This isn`t a dream?"
"No, I need to take you to Hyrule."
"Why?"
"Because."He pulled out a stone and we were engulfed in a blue light.
End Notes:
MICHAEL!Please review fans!
When I opened my eyes, I saw all these little Kokiris looking down at me."Look!She`s waking up!"Cried a little boy.Then I saw a girl come closer.It was Saria."Your awake Brianna!"She hugged me and I hiestantly hugged back."I was so scared when that wolfos came and attacked you.Are you alright?"What?Wolfos?
"Ummm, what`s going on?"
"What do you mean?"
"I was just at my house, and now I`m in the Kokiri forest.What did Link do?"
"Who?"
"Link!Your best friend!"
"Brianna, you and Michael are my best friends."
"Michael?"Saria nodded and helped me up.She led me to a house I reconized as her`s and we stepped inside."Michael whent out to save you and was attacked too."
"Michael."Michael was lieing on a bed.He had gone to school with me before I moved last November."How did Michael get here?"
"What are you talking about?How the rest of us got here."
"No, I mean.We`re not Kokiri.We`re not from Hyrule!We`re from Gorgia!"
"Gor-ga?Where`s that?"Michael`s eyes opened and he shot up.
"I had this wierd dream that this wierd guy named Link came and....where am I?Who are you and...hey, I know you."
"Yes, I know, Michael."
"That wolfos must`ve done a number on you guys."
"What is a wolfos?"
"It`s a dead wolf thing."Saria`s fairy said.
"AHHHH!It`s a floating ball."Michael shouted.Then, out of the blue, he passed out.I thought iit was from seeing a fairy, until I suddenly fell to the ground and passed out as well.
It was dark.Pitch black to be exact.I couldn`t see a thing, so I called out"Saria!Michael!...Link!"
"Brianna?"I turned my head to see Michael running towards me."What`s going on?"
"I don`t know."Then three lights apeared and I reconized the colors."It`s the Goddesses."
"Goddesses?"The lights turned into women.Farore, Goddess of Courage, had short green hair, matching eyes, and a green short skirt to her knees that looked like vines and a shirt with sleves at the pit of her elbow.Her gloved hands held a bow and a quiver was strapped to her back.Nayru, Goddess of Wisdom, had long light blue hair that whent to her butt, beutiful blue eyes, and a long blue dress.Her delicate hands held a golden harp and a golden head band was on her head.Din, Goddess of Power, had fiery red hair that was in a ponytail up on her head, matching scarlet eyes, and she had red shorts, and matching belly shirt.Her powerful hands held a rod and golden braclets allined her arm."Do not fear us, for we are the Golden Goddesses of Hyrule."
"Wow, I`ve dreamed of meating the Goddesses of Hyrule."
"Thou were chosen to save Hyrule in Link`s place.As Link has wished to be a human in your demension."
"Really?So we were chosen to be the heros of time?"
"Yes, the kokiri and everyone else think you are kokiri, but you do not have a gardian fairy.Please play along, for Hyrule`s fate lies thy`s hands."
"Me, a hero?Wow, Sam must`ve really hit me hard Thursday."
"Sam hit you?"
"Yeah, I kinda started a fight with him."
"I hate his brother Josh."
"Isn`t your brother`s name Joshua?"
"Yeah, I hate him too."
"It is time for thy both to return to the forest."
"Oh, right."Michael and I were, once again, engulfed in a white light.
I shot up from a bed in Saria`s house and she looked up.Michael shot up."You hate your brother?"He asked me
"Yes, he`s annoying..."
"What are you talking about?"
"Oh, ummm, nothing."Remembering that I was considerd a kokiri, I looked down at my clothes.Just as I thought, I was wearing green shorts, a green tangtop, and green boots.I acually looked pretty cute, then I relised something.I wasn`t wearing my glasses, and I could see.I looked over at Michael.He had a green tunic on like Link wore.I burst out laughing.He would look exacally like Link if he had blue eyes, but he has brown."What?"Michael asked.I fell off the bed, laughing histerically at what he looked like.He even had the hat.Then, I noticed I was wearing a hat too.But it looked hot on me.Michael looked at his clothes and groaned."What the heck is this?I miss my jersey."
"Jersey?"Saria asked
"Nothing Saria.Anyway, what are we gonna do today?"
"You remember us now?"
"Yeah, I guess we just blacked out." I winked at Michael."Why don`t we go to the lost woods?"
"You got attacked by a wolfos yesterday and you want to go back?"
"Oh, yeah, I guess your right.Let`s.....hmmm, ooh, I know!Let`s go see other kokiri!"
"Okay,"We walked outside and Michael grabbed my arm."Whats the 'lost woods'?"
"I`ll tell you later."We caught back up to Saria as she ran into Mido."Speak of the devil."
"What do you want Mido?"
"Welcome back, 'Mr. and Mrs. no fairy'.Guess that wolfos did a number on you if you have a black eye, Michael.The 'great Mido' would have sent that beast running."
"What a jerk."Michael mumbled.
"What did you say?"
"I said 'WHAT A JERK'!"Mido stepped up to him and started pushing him."You think your special or somethin'.Think you can go around callin' the leader of the kokiri a jerk."
"Mido, you`ll never be our leader!"Saria shouted.
"To late for that.The Goddesses chose..."
"The Goddesses would never choose a self-centured, idiotic, stupid, jackass."Michael innterupted.Saria gasped.
Once Saria gasped, I grew wide-eyed.The kokiris around us gasped and whisperd"Mido`s gonna kill him."Mido eyed him and throw a punch that Michael dodged."Go Michael!Michael, Michael!"Saria and I cheered.Other kokiris joined in the cheering.Michael kicked Mido and Mido fell on his ass."Care to give up, wuss?"
"It`s only the beginning, twinkle toes."Mido hopped up and started to grab Michael but Michael stepped back and punched him.Saria and I contenued to cheer.Michael tried to kick him again, but Mido grabbed his leg, causing him to fall to the ground.Michael kicked Mido`s legs out from under him and hopped up, putting his foot on Mido`s chest."Think I`m 'twinkle toes' now?"Michael took his foot off and started walking away."Go Michael!"I cheered one more time."Man, football must have been tough on you."
"More than you think."The sun was sinking down so Saria walked us to our house, Link`s.Apperently we lived together.Wich is kinda wierd.But inside, I found out there was more than in the game.It had TWO stories.Down stairs was Michael`s, mine was upstairs.I walked upstairs to find the walls had been painted light green, blue, and yellow.I sat down at the desk with the mirror and looked at my reflection.I wish I had my proactive with me or, rather, I hoped I didn`t break out or get a pimpil while we`re here.I picked up a book that read 'Bree`s diary Read at own risk'.I opened to the first page and read.
Dear diary,
I wonder, sometimes, if I`m really kokiri.I mean, I don`t feel like I belong.And not just because I don`t have a fairy.And besides, no other kokiri has brownish-reddish hair.I guess I`ll find out in the future.
I closed the book and walked over to my bed.I closed my eyes and fell asleep.
There I was, outside castle town.Michael was beside me as we watched princess Zelda and Impa gallop away on the horse.I knew what was coming next.Ganondorf came with his horse and and held out his hand at Michael."Michael!"I screamed as everything whent black.
The start of the journey. by Sallylou
I shot up, causing the fairy that was trying to wake me up hit the wall.Cold sweat ran down my face and my breating was rapid."Are you alright, Brianna?"The fairy asked.I whipped my brow and nodded."Just a dream."Then it hit me, it was Navi!"Navi?Er, I mean, crap."
"How do you know my name?"
"It`s a long story."
"Anyway, the Great Deku Tree has sent me, and my annoying partner, Demi, to inform you that he wants to speak with you and Michael."
"Okay, let`s go down stairs to..."
"I DIDN`T ASK FOR THIS TOO HAPPEN, JACKASS!"I heard Michael yell.
"WELL, EXCUUUUSE ME FOR OBEYING MY BOSS, BASTERD!"
"We better go stop them before the house burns down."Navi said.She followed me down stairs and I saw Michael trying to catch the pesky fairy."I DIDN`T ASK TO LEAVE MY LIFE BEHIND COME HERE TO BE FORCED BY SOME STUPID BALL TO START A STUPID FREAKIN' JOURNEY TO SAVE AN IMAGENARY LAND!"I grabbed Michael`s arm and pulled him towards me."WHAT?!"
"Calm down!What is up with you?!"
Michael took a deep breate and replied calmer."Nothing, I just...I just didn`t get much sleep and I`m not good to be around when I`m tired."
"You had the dream too?"
"Yeah."I let go of his arm and walked over to Navi."Shall we go?"She asked
"Sure."We walked out and met Saria at the foot of the ladder.She gasped when she saw the fairies and giggled.I told her how the Deku Tree had somond us and she smiled."That`s great!I wish you two the best of luck!I`ll wait at my hoouse while you go!"We waved and walked to the entrance of the Deku Tree meadow.Mido stood gard."Go away 'Mr. and Mrs. No fairy'.Huh, what`s that?A FAIRY?!"
"Mmhmm.Now we`re real kokiri."
"You`ll never be real kokiri."
"You want another black eye, dumbass?!"
"I-I`m not scared of you?"
"You don`t have to be."
"But anyway, you can`t see the Deku Tree without a sword and a shield."
"I knew it."I mumbled and dragged Michael away.I decided to get the sword first so I ran up the hill and found the hole."We have to crawl through here."
Michael and I ran to the shop and found two shields for sale.I bought mine and Michael bought his and we ran to Mido who was tapping his foot."I still don`t think you should go.Crap, how did you ever become the favorite of Saria AND the Great Deku Tree?"He moved out of the way and we came to face the Deku Tree."Brianna, Michael, I have been awaiting for thou.Now is the time for the test of thou`s courage and wisdom.Are thou up to the challange?"
"I don`t think I have a choice."Michael muttered.
"Of corse we`ll help you with the curse"
"How did thy know of the curse?"
"Uhhh, "I slapped my forehead"You looked a little under the weather."
"But, I need you to go inside and defeat the beast causing the curse."
"No problem."He opened his large mouth and Michael and I walked in.
I crawled through the hole in the wall and helped Michael to his feet.I pushed the block down into the shallow water and jumped down."We`re almost to the boss."
"Really?Is it easy?"
"Heck yeah.I deafeated it in less than twenty seconds."I jumped back up and caught the web on the floor on fire."Remember 'Twenty-three is number one'.Kay?"
"Okay."I jumped down the hole and Michael followed, hiesitantly.I got up and held the shield close to my boody as I walked closer to the deku shrub in the middle.It shot and I reflected it back at the shrub.It turned purple as I shouted at Michael to do the third one.But instead, he did the first one."Michael!"
"What?"
I pointed my finger at the second deku shrub, then the third, then, the first."Remember?Twenty-three is number one?It`ll come in handy here!"I stunned the second one, like before, and, this time, Michael stunned the THIRD one instead of the FIRST one!I ran to the first one and hit it.It scrieched and told me"Oh, how embarrasing.I`m going to have to tell you the secret of Queen Gohma.You hit her eye with your sword while she`s stunned."It pooped out a heart, and ran off."We`re practically there."
"Where?"Michael asked.I slapped my forhead again.
"THE BOSS YOU IDIOT!"
"Hey, this whole 'saving-Hyrule-thing' hasn`t sank in yet."
"Whatever."I opened the next door and Michael followed me in.He coverd his ears as he heard an irritating noise."WHAT THE FREAK IS THAT?!"He shouted.
"IT`S QUEEN GOHMA!"
"QUEEN WHAT?!"The one-eyed beast fell from the cieling."THAT!"
"OH MY GOD!!!!WE HAVE TO FIGHT THAT?!"
"Hey, this the easiest."I pulled out the slingshot we had gotton and I waited for her eye to turn red.Though, I guess Michael saw what I was doing and thought I was trying to aim perfectlly because he just started shooting his slingshot wildly.Demi kept screaming at him but Gohma scrieched and threw an arm at Michael.Gohma threw him against the wall and he passed out.I shook my head and thought, if we`re suposed to fight ALL the bosses, Michael`s gotta toughen up, that and he needs to listen better.Demi floated over to Michael as Navi shouted in my ear what to do, though, of corse, I already knew.Her eye turned red and I shot the deku seed right smack dab in the middle.She fell and I pulled out my kokiri sword and did several jump attacks on her before she stood back up.She crawled to the wall and, like spiderman, walked up the wall and onto the cieling.Before she layed the egg things, I shot her red eye and she came plumitting to the cold ground.I did two more jump attacks and an ear piercing scream fill the damp air.She fell limp and blew up leaving a blue portal.
End Notes:
Hey guys!I need some help.You know that thing if you wish at exactly 11:11 am, your wish will come true at 11:11 pm?Is that true?'Caus if it is, I wished for Michael to fall in love with me.
Michael and I floated in front of the Deku tree.I had waken Michael by throwing a seed at him.That definetly woke him up."Thou have defeated the creature causing the curse, but I was doomed before."
"You mean...."Navi seemed to well up in tears."Y-your going...going...AHHHH!"She burst out crying.Michael grabbed my arm and asked"Did this happen in the game?"
"Nope.But I kinda feel like I`m in a movie.So dramatic."
"Before I pass away, I shall tell thou what needs to be told:
The king of gerudo thieves placed the curse upon me,
Long ago, the world as we know it was chaos.The three Golden Goddesses of Hyrule shaped Hyrule with their very powers.Din, with her flaming arms, shaped the earth to her very liking.Nayru, with her kind heart, created the laws of magic.And Farore, with her free spirit, created beings to live by these laws.
Once that work was finished, the Goddesses reunited their power together to create the triforce, wich is being held in the sacred realm.
Take this stone, the kokiri`s emerald, and head to Hyrule castle to meet the princess of destiny."
"Ooh, a princess?"Michael seamed excited.I elbowed him, partly because he was being disrespectful to a dieing tree, and partly because it kinda stabbed me in the gut thinking of Zelda and Michael together.A green light shined and a little green stone landed in my hands."Cool!The Kokiri`s emerald!Emeralds are my favorite because they`re my birth stone."The Deku tree shrivlled up and his leaves fell to the ground liike fall, except I`m pretty sure it spring.I could still hear Navi sniffling when we walked away, but Mido stopped us dead in our tracks."Did the Great Deku tree....Die?It`s all your fault!You killed him!"He shouted and ran away.I shrugged and headed towards the exit of the kokiri forest."So, is this 'princess' hot?What`s her name?Do I have a shot at her?"
"One, why are you asking me, a FEMALE NOT MALE, if she was hot, second, Zelda, third, no."
End Notes:
OMGSH!I THOUGHT I BROKE MY FOOT!But, aperently, I just pulled a muscle.I`M SOOOOO DRAMATIC!Anywho, MICHAEL HASN`T EVEN SAID HI OR ANYTHING!WHY MUST THIS BE SO HARD?!?!?And I`m moving real soon.WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!*SOB, SOB, SOB!*
Michael and I started crossing the bridge to Hyrule field, but I stopped."What`s wrong?"Michael asked.I turned around and, like I had expected, there stood our friend, Saria."I knew you would one day leave the forest.Because your different from my friends and me."
"Saria, we...we have to.Trust me, I`d much rather stay in the safe and comfortness of the forest."
"I want you to have these.I made them.I hope that when you play them, you`ll think of me and come back to the forest to visit.`"
"Of corse."Saria handed us two fairy orcarainas.Saria managed a sad smile as her blue eyes grew misty."I`m sorry we`re leaving you, Saria.But, we have to save Hyrule."
"I understand.We`ll be fine here.Don`t worry about us, worry about Hyrule."
"Bye."I waved, sad.Michael waved and said"Bye, Saria."I turned and left with Michael not far behind.We exited the hollow log, we walked into Hyrule field."C`mon, Michael.We better hurry unless you wanna spend the night with the stalchilds."
"Stalchilds?"
"They`re midget skelitons."Michael shivered.I started jogging toward castle town and heard Michael panting behind me."Wow, the castle is alot farther than it looks."Michael stated.
"Oh no, that`s not the castle.Thats the wall surrounding castle town."
"WHAT?!"I laughed and kept running, tryiing to beat sundown.We, barelly, made it to the draw bridge before sundown and crossed.I smiled as I looked around the bustling town.People ran around every where."Wow, it`s way better than in the game!"I looked at the little girl chasing the cucoo."It`s like an older city."
"That`s because it practically is, Michael."I glanced up at the sky and noticed storm clouds roll in."Brianna, we gotta get shelter before it rains.We can`t see the princess while it rains."It was too late, the rain already started pouring down.
End Notes:
My friend has a boyfriend now.SHE`S ELEVEN!I`M A TEENAGER AND I CAN`T GET MICHAEL TO LOVE ME!WHAT`S WRONG WITH ME?!
Michael and I walked into an inn that took thirty minuetes to find and walked up to the counter.A young lady with brown hair and blue eyes stood there with a warm smile."Hello children.Where are your parents?"
"In America."Michael muttered.I elbowed him and thought of something.
"Ummm...well, you see, we don`t have any where to sleep."I thought of my step grandfather who had died and my eyes welled up with tears."Our p-parents were caught in a f-fire.We had escaped but...but...I`m sorry, I just get so emoutional when I think of our parents.Our brother d-didn`t escape either and now, now we don`t have anywhere to stay.Please help us.All I have is a blue rubee I saw on the way here, ma'am."I whipped my eyes and Michael looked at me strange, then pretended to pass out."Oh my, is your brother okay?!"She gasped.I knelt down and pretended to listen to his heart beat, but whisperd in his ear"You retard, why did you just collapse?"
"To make us seem helpless."I shook my head and stood up."My brother has been feeling dizzy ever since our parents died.Our friend in kakiriko said he was still in shock."
"Well, I only have a small open.You may stay in that, with no charge of course."She handed me a key.
"Thank you!"I dragged Michael to the stairs until she was out of sight.Michael stood up and we ran to a room.It was small with a bunkbed, a table, and a fire place.A little door led to the bathroom.I set my pouch down on the bottom bunk and took my hat off.Michael sat in a chair and pulled his boots off and hat."I`m going to take a shower, okay."I said as I took my stuff to the bathroom.
"Sure."I placed it on the counter and stripped off my clothes.The water poured on my face and calmed my nerves.After a while, I walked out and wrapped the towel around my body.I pulled my green tang top on, and my painties.I dried my hair and pulled it back in a ponytail.After, I pulled on my green shorts and walked out to see Michael.
End Notes:
My step grandfather did die, in case you were woundering.That day was wierd, and sad.
I sat up in my lower bunk and heard the thunder rumble outside."Looks like we`ll be staying here a little while."I laid back down and saw Navi sleeping in my hat on the side table.I sat up again and climbed out of bed.I pulled on my jean jacket I had bought in the market while we were looking for food and tied my boots.I opened the door, walked into the hallway and out a door to a balcony.I leaned on the rail and watched Hyrule castle.It was enchanting.I about fell off the balcony when I felt a hand on my shoulder.It was a boy my age."Hey, you the one who checked in today?I`m Anthony"The boy said.I was glad it was dark out because I could feel my cheeks on fire."Y-yeah.Me...me and my brother, Michael.I`m Brianna by the way."
"You from the forest?"
"H-how did you know?"
"Your wearing practically all green.But don`t the kokiri die if they leave the forest?"
"We`re on a speacial mission to see the princess."
"Well, good luck with that.The princess has doubled the security ever since the king of the gerudos showed up."
"Ganondorf."I mumbled, my fists balling up as I muttered.
"Yeah.The princess told all the little girls in the matket yesterday that she had a dream about him, and not a good one either.My cousin, Malon, told me about it today."
"I didn`t know Malon had a cousin."
"You know 'er?"
"Uhhhh, well, kinda.My...brother had seen her in the market earlier and whent to talk to her.Seems like he`s doin' that with every girl we meet.Boy, when he found out we were goin' to see the princess, he bombarded me with questions like 'is she hot?', 'what`s her name?', and 'do I have a shot at her?'.He`s so annoying.Sometimes I wish I could`ve just left him in the forest."
"So you are a kokiri?I never would`ve thought kokiri`s could be so beutiful being ten years old."
"Well, I`m kinda the older kokiri.Wait,"My whole face was burning red."You think I`m beutiful?"
"I know you are."
I walked back into the room after Anthony had said he had to go before Malon woke up.Michael was sitting in a chair and glared at me.Navi flew up into my face, asking thousands of questions."WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?"
"I just took a walk out onto the balcony, kay.Don`t have to be so dramatic."
"For about...I don`t know, FIVE HOURS!?"
"Okay so I met this really nice guy who`s cousins with Malon."
"Malon?"
"Oh right.I forgot.You don`t know her."I grabbed my hat and tied my pouch around my belt."Should we go see the princess?"
"Can`t we have breakfeast first?"Michael whinned.
"Fine, just hurry."
After having breakfeast at a local cafè, we walked past the fountain and I saw a little red headed girl.I walked over to her and thought of something to ask her."Umm, excuse me, ummm, where is the castle?"
"Well over there silly.Can`t you see it?"
"Oh right, I just...just blank out sometimes.I`m Brianna and this is my....'brother', Michael."
"I`m Malon.My father went to the castle to deliver milk."
"Your dad is a milk man?"Michael asked.I elbowed him.
"No.Your father must be the owner of lon lon ranch.I love lon lon milk."
"Well, it is the best in Hyrule."
"Hey, do you happen to have a cucoo, or a cucoo egg, by chance?"
"Acually, I do."
"Ummm, well, we`re...kinda in a pickle...."
"WHAT?!A PICKLE?!I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD COME BACK TO HAUNT ME, MARTHA!BUT NOOOO, YOU DIDN`T BELIEVE ME!"
"WELL SOOORRRY, HANK, IF EVERY ONE IN HYRULE TOLD YOU GIANT PICKLE SORCERERS DIDN`T EXSIST!....AND NIETHER DOES CHEESE BURGERS!"
"WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT GIANT CABBAGES DON`T EXSIST EITHER!AND THEY WILL SOME DAY!"Cried two random people argueing from a building.
"PUT A SOCK IN IT HANK!"Malon yelled.
"Anyway, we have to deliver a cucoo egg to...our boss but we fogot about it 'till now."
"Okay, here."She handed me the egg.
"Thanks."
Michael and I ran through the yard of Hyrule castle and I hid behind the wall with bricks sticking out.I climbed up and Michael followed as I jumped into the moat.I thought of somthing and grabbed a rock as I climbed out.I threw the rock at the gaurds and ran around the corner where Michael was poking a sleeping guy`s noise.I burst out laughing my head off.I clunched my stomach and fell to the ground, rolling around."This guy is a heavy sleeper."
"Oh, that`s Talon.Malon`s dad."
"The milk man?"I pulled out the cucoo and it crowed iin his ear."WHAT IN TARNATION!"
"Malon is waiting for you."
"OH NO!I`M GONNA GET IT FROM 'ER NOW!"He started running away toward the market.
"Yeah, the gaurds let a giant hobo that smells like cow shit in but not the future heros?"Michael complained.
"He`s not a hobo."
"Says the girl who mysteriously knows everyone in this stupid kingdom!Even the princess who you haven`t even met yet!AND you throw a rock at a gaurd and run away, not even getting noticed!YOU, my friend, ARE CRAZY!"
"Thank you!And FYI, the gaurds here are stupid."
"Whatever.I just want to get this stupid journey over with."
"Oh, just so ya know, we`ll be seventeen when we save Hyrule."
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!"I started laughing again.
I walked into the courtyard and saw the princess standing there."Wow, she is hot."Michael mutterd to me.We walked up to her and he tapped her shoulder, bowing and taking his hat off, causingDemi to fall off his head."Why hello there fair maiden.We have come from a far away place to seak your asistance."
"A far away place?Seriously, Michael?Forgive my 'friend' here for his cheesy lines, your majesty.I`m Brianna and this Michael."
"Hello, I am Princess Zelda of Hyrule.Are you, by chance, from the forest?"
"How did you know?"Michael asked.
"That`s what I said to Anthony when he asked."I stared at the wall dreamily as Michael pretended to gag himself.
"Well, you have fairies and kokiri clothing."
"Anthony called me the cutest kokiri he`d ever seen."I contenued to stare at oblivion.Michael waved his hand in front of my face and I snapped back to reality, unfortunatly."Anyway, do you hapen to have that green and shining stone?"
"Yes, yes we do!"I answered.
"I had a dream.Dark storm clouds covered Hyrule, but two lights shot out of the forest.The clouds departed as the lights turned to to figures, one holding the green stone."
"That`s cool"Michael interupted her speach.
"You see, I was spying on the gerudo king, Ganondorf, through this window.Although he swore his alligeance to my father, I believe he represents the storm clouds in my dream.I believe he is after the triforce."
"The wha..."I elbowed Michael this time.
"When the Goddesses finished making Hyrule, they put their powers together to create the triforce.They had the ancient sages build the sacred realm to store the triforce.The sacred realm is hidden inside our very own temple of time in castle town.Brianna, Michael, we MUST get to the triforce before Ganondorf does.To open the door of time, you must place the spirtual stones at the altar of time and play the song of time with the ocarina of time.I need you to gather the two other spirtual stones, the goron`s ruby, and the zora`s saphire."
"Sounds easy enough."
"Oh, you might need this."Zelda wrote somthing on a piece of papper.She hands it to me and we walk to a lady with peircing red eyes and snowy hair."Everything is as the princess fortold.I am Impa of the shiekahs.I have taken care of the princess her whole life.I will teach you a song that will help you in many ways."She pulled out a harp and I pulled out my fairy ocarina.Michael did as well.Impa played a song and I repeated.Once finished, Michael looked at the ocarina like it was posessed."H-how did I..."
"Wierd huh?"
"I will lead you out so the gaurds don`t catch you."Impa led us out and into Hyrule field.
Impa pointed to a large mountain and explained."You should head to my home village at the foot of death mountain.At death mountain, the goron`s have the spirtual stone of fire.Please do not let Hyrule down."She stepped back and I shelded my eyes instinctivly.Michael looked at me like I was a freak but fell back wards when Impa threw a deku nut on the ground at our feet."WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!"
"She left.Oh, and so ya know for the future, when a shiekah escapes, they use deku nuts."
"Yeah, you tell me this now."
"Hey, this ain`t the first time we incounter a shiekah."
"Fine, whatever.Let`s just go get the freakin' ruby"He started to walk off but I grabbed the back of his tunic and dragged him toward the ranch."Your alot lighter than I thought."I giggled.
"You suck."He folded his arms.
We entered the ranch and I heard horses niegh."Epona!"I squeled, excited.I always wanted to ride a horse and swore to myself that if I had ever get a horse I`d name it Epona.I ran the corral and saw Malon singing in the middle with.....ANTHONY!My face turned pink."Hey, guys."Malon said."Hi fairy boy."She giggled.
"Fairy boy?"Michael asked.
"It`s your new pet name.Fairy boy."
"H-hey, Anthony.I didn`t think we`d meet you here."
"Yeah, I just came over to see my cousin."
"So your Anthony?"
"Yeah, Malon`s cousin.You Michael?Brianna`s brother?"Michael glared at me.
"Yeah, I`m her BROTHER."
"Where are ya`ll headin' to?"
"Death mountain.We have to get the goron`s ruby.I hope the dodongo`s are tired when we go, 'cause he,"I pointed at Michael"Will freak out as soon as we see one."
"NO I WON`T!"
"YOU PASSED OUT BECAUSE OF A STUPID DEKU SHRUB!"
"Well it reminded me of the nut cracker that bit my finger."He mumbled.
I`m only writeing to give you all a headsup that I won`t be able to write in a while....mabye.Because we`re moving and I don`t know how long we won`t have internet.Just hang in there and I`ll contenue as soon as possible.I would have told you sooner but no one told me we were moving TODAY!Well, the long wait starts.
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