The sun rose over a lone house that was hidden far away from any cities inHyrule.It was a little house but not to small.It had a kichen, living room, bathroom, and bedroom.Inside the house, a young man slept, or, at least tried to.He tossed and turned, and finally gave up and shot up.He quickly regretted that as a sharp pain emerged in his acheing head.He groaned and pushed the covers off of him.He walked over to the bathroom and turned the sink on.He cupped his hands under the running water and rubbed it on his face.He looked up in the mirror and sighed.He had sandy blonde, shaggy hair that rested just above his sholders.His eyes were a dark blue and they shined in the sunlight.His body was very muscular and tanned, like caramel.The young man just had on his green boxers.He walked to the kichen where he fixed a bowl of cereal.The cereal crunched under his teeth and after breakfeast, he whent back to his room, got dressed and walked outside.He played a soft melody on his orcarina his friend, Saria, had made for him before he left the forest and a reddish brown mare came trotting from no where impaticular.The young man hopped on and petted her snout, praising her.He yanked on the riens and galloped toward lake hilia.Once there, he layed down on the shore and listened to the quiet sound of nature as he tried to take a nap.A few minetes passed and he heard someone he really didn`t want to see right now."Link, ever since you quit adventuring, you`ve been so lazy!Get off your lazy ass and do something!"
"Ruto, go away."Link comanded, eyes still clsed.The zora princess snorted and walked up to Link.She slightly kicked his side and again and again.Link grabbed her foot and she fell to the ground.Link opened his eyes."There, I did something.Happy?"
"But you didn`t get off your lazy ass!"
"Too bad."Link argued.He got up and mounted his steed.Ruto put her hands on her hips and groaned as Link galloped away.He whent to the kokiri forest next.

Link was laying in the soft grass of the forest.He was trying to take a nap again in the lost woods.The only kokiris that whent in the lost woods were him and Saria, and Saria was usually playing her ocarina in the sacred forest meadow.Link opened his eyes when he felt someone poke his nose.A little blonde kokiri sat there, clunching a doll in her arms and with fear in her eyes."L-Link, I-I`m scared."
"Jenney?Why are you in here?"
"Mido pushed me in.He dared me but I wouldn`t so he pushed me in and I got lost."
"Why didn`t you just walk right out?"She shrugged.Link sighed and stood up."Come on, I`ll help you out."Jenney smiled brightly.
"Thank you Link."She grabbed his hand and he led them out where a group of kokiris were yelling at a laughing Mido."Mido!Poor Jenney is problibly turning into a stalchild as we speak!How could you!"Shouted one kokiri.Mido stopped laughing once he caught sight of Link and Jenney.Mido gulped and the other kokiris grabbed Jenneys hand and led her to a spot asking her"Are you alright?" or "What is it like?"Mido stood up and started to run away, but Link grabbed him and dropped him on the ground."Mido, you could have put an innocent kokiri`s life in jeoperdy."Link shook his head"Do it again, and you won`t be able to leave your house, or rather leave your bed." "I-I`m not scared of you!Just because your the hero now doesn`t mean you can hurt me!You`ll never diserve to be Saria`s friend!"Mido gulped.Link smirked and grabbed Mido`s leg, hanging him up side down."Do you want to have legs?" "Let me down!"Mido yelled "Fine, you asked for it."Link dropped Mido on his head and walked off to the grave yard in kakiriko.

Link laid against a tombstone, trying, again, to take a nap.No one comes here.The grave keeper, Dampè, died a year or two ago and since then, the little kid, Max, has been watching over, or at least until he fell 'in love'.Now, no one but the Goddesses knows where he is.His dad died a few months ago, wearing that fake keaton mask.Link snuggled closer to the tombstone when he hears a 'SWOOSH!' and a 'THUD!'. "Perfect timeing Shiek.Just when I was acually falling asleep."He growled."I swear, I`ll never be able to sleep again."
"I`ve never heard of a lazy hero."
"That`s what Ruto said."
"Is she still trying to persuad you to marry her?"
"Nope, she hates my ass now."
"Well, that`s good."
"GOOD!?THAT`S GREAT!Now she won`t be trying to collect samples of my hair while I`m sleeping."
"She acually did that?And I thought that Darunia was kinding about that."
"She stole my brush after I brushed my hair one time, and once when I woke up, a clump of hair was missing."
"So that`s why you were wearing your hat funny."
"No duh!I got Zelda to make a poition for me so my hair would grow back."
"Wait, why are we talking about how much Ruto is possed by you?"Link shrugged and sat up."Hey, hell if I know."
"Hello Shiek.I have arived."Mumbled a sweat, yet mysterious voice.Shiek turned around to see a young girl.She was about two years younger than Link, seventeen, and had strait bangs that ended just above her eye brows, ass-length, jet black, strait hair, snow white, pale skin, thin, 5'6", deep scarlet eyes, and she wore a black shcool uniform with knee-length, black socks."Oh, Link, this is my coison, Genivieve."
"It is a pleasure to meet you."She stated with a blank face.
"You have red eyes too?"
"Is that a problem?"She asked, somewhat offended.
"Oh, no, I was just wondering if it ran in the family."
"No, being a shiekah runs in the family."Shiek corrected
"So every shiekah has red eyes?"
"Yup.Anyway, I have to tell Impa your here."Shiek left them alone.

Link stood up and sat down on the tombstone.They were in the graveyard, alone and it was about to be sunset now."Don`t sit on the grave, it upsets the spirits."Her face was blank with no emotion at all.
"Well, I`m sure Dampè won`t mind."
"If you knew the spirit, that just makes them angerier."
"How do you know?"
"Because I do"
"Okay, where are you from?"
"Here.In kakiriko."
"Then, why don`t you live here like Shiek?"
"Because this isn`t my home.I live in Termina.That`s where I was born.I`m just here to learn from my grandmother, Impa."
"So she`s your grandmother too?"
"I wouldn`t be Shiek`s coison if she wasn`t."
"Right.So your mother or father was Impa`s child?I thought she couldn`t have kids."
"She can`t.She used to.My grandfather died during the war after Shiek was born.Impa was injured while fighting in the war after I was born, two years later, and her injury caused her to not be able to have kids, but she was far more upset about grandfather`s death than her conditon.Our parents moved to Termina to escape the war, but grandmother rufused to leave."
"What happend to your parents?"
"They were murdered.Now I live by myself.Any more questions?"
"You said you were born in Termina though."
"I was.While my family was still there, my mother became pregnaught with me, as Shiek was born before we left.Do you understand now?"Link nodded as Shiek came back.
"Being one of the only shiekahs left is rewarding."Shiek sighed.
"What are you talking about, Shiek?"
"I just scored a date with the sexiest babe you could think of."Link rolled his eyes.
"Who is it?"
"This babe named Malon."
"You had to go all the way to the ranch just to tell Impa that Genivieve was here?"
"Oh, she was visiting Zelda and I accedently teliported to the wrong place."
"I will go put my items away."Genivieve started to walk away slowly."Here, I`ll show you to your room.Bye, Link.See ya tomorrow."
"Bye Shiek, bye Genivieve."Link glanced at the sky once they had left.

Link was brushing his teeth when all of a sudden, a rock bounced off his bathroom window.He shrugged and ignored it until he heard another one tap the glass.He opened the window to find a rock hit him squere on the forehead."Sorry, Link!"Shiek called.
"Shiek?!What the fuck!"Link shouted, rubbing a red spot on his head."What the hell is so important you couldn`t use the fuckin' door?!?"
"Oh, sorry, I thought this way would be cooler.Anyway, I`m goin' on my date now."
"Shiek...I`m gonna kill you if you don`t leave.NOW!"
"Okay, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed."
"Yeah, on your side!"
"Well, anyway, wish me luck."
"Yeah, break a leg."Shiek waved and walked away."Literally."Link walked back to the sink and finished brushing his teeth.He walked out side and started to brush Epona as he saw Shiek run towards the ranch."Jackass."He mutterd.

Genivieve was walking around hyrule field, clunching her spell book in her crossed arms.She looked up at the afternoon sun and then sat down by the river.She crossed her legs and opened the book when she felt a pressence behind her."Who`s there?"
"Oh, so you are a shiekah."Genivieve turned around where a man that looked like...Link stood."Link?"
"No, I am not Link despite my looks.But his shadow.I have heard lots about you, Genivieve.Your powerful, beutiful, and inteligent.Everything I need."He smiled, showing off his teeth, and gripped Genivieve`s arm tightly.Genivieve started smacking his hand and trying to get lose, but failed."What do you want from me?"
"With your power and knowledge, and my power and knowledge, think of what our child would be like."
"Never, will I have a child with you!"
"Oh, you don`t have to do anything, my dear."He pushed her to the ground and laid on top of her.Genivieve tried to push him off, but, once again, failed."Stop squirming and this will be more joyible for you."
"It will never be joyful for me."
"We`ll see about that."He placed his cold lips on her soft ones and shoved his tounge inside.She started squirming faster as he kissed her lower jaw."Get off of me, you perverted, sick, basterd!"She screamed.He ignored her and moved his hand to her breast.She screamed and they both heard galloing."DARK!YOU GET THE FUCK OFF HER!"Link yelled as he jumped off his horse.Dark groaned and stood up as Genivieve sat up and crawled backwards."And just before I was about to have fun."
"You leave her alone, Dark!"
"Or what?"
"I swear I`ll make you wish you were never created.I`ll have the Goddesses themselves banish you."
"Good luck with that, hero."The sound of clinging medal fill the air and Genivieve just sits there, watching the two swordsmen battle.Link stabs his sword into Dark`s chest and he melts into the ground as they hear"I`ll be back for more fun next time, Genivieve."
"We`ll see about that."Link mutterd.

Link sat next to Genivieve and ran his hands through his hair."Don`t worry.As long as me and Shiek are here, Dark doesn`t stand a chance."
"Thank you, Link.I almost lost my virginity to your shadow.I`m more than grateful you came along when you did.If you hadn`t...."She shiverd."Thank you.If there is anything I can do, just tell me and I`ll do it."
"Thank`s but you don`t have to.It`s my job."
"But I must.It`s what shiekahs do."
"Really?"
"Yes.Oh, by the way, a zora by the name of Ruto came and informed me she was looing for you.You should better go see what she wants."
"Yeah right.Like I`d go to see her."
"Why not?"
"She`s obsessed with me.And if I go see her, she`ll either kick my ass or force me to marry her."
"Such a strange being she is."
"She`s worse.Trust me."
"I do."
"You do what?"
"I do trust you."
"You do, really?"
"Yes, what is there not to trust about you?"
"Everything."Link muttered.
"I believe you to be very trustworthy."
"Really?Gee thanks.No one ever thinks I`m trustworthy.Loyal, most of the time, heroic, yes, but trustworthy, nope, but your...different."
"Different?In a good way?"
"Yeah, not in a bad way, no.I mean, you always say whats on your mind, you seem careless sometimes like you have no emotion."
"Because I`ve never had a real childhood.I spent my childhood scavaging for food or a job.I`ve never acually, played."
"Well, I`ll change that.Tomorrow, you and me will go to lake hilia and swim.It`ll be like playing as a kid.You in?"
"Really?You`d do that for me?No one has ever wanted me to play before.Thankyou, Link.Your the best friend a shiekah girl could have."Genivieve huged Link and he turned bright red. "Y-your welcome, Genivieve." "I wonder how Shiek`s date is going" "I wouldn`t worry about him.This is his twentith date he`s ever been on." "Wow, really?" "Yeah"

Link knocked on Impa`s door and it creeked open.Impa stood in the door way with her wise features."Hello, Link.I heard about your 'date' with Genivieve today."Impa greeted as Link`s face turned red.
"N-no, it`s not a d-date."
"Right."She chuckled."Genivive!Link`s here!"Genivieve came down the stairs and came to the door."Hello, Link."
"Good luck on your date, sweatheart."Impa waved and left.Genivieve`s face turned red like Link`s and Impa chuckled again as she left.Link handed the young shiekah girl a scarlet rose."I saw it on the way here and thought it matched your eyes perfectally." "Thank you."She placed the flower in her ponytail and held Link`s hand as they walked to the lake.

Once at lake hilia, Link helped Genivieve set up the picnic he prepared and they sat down on the blaket."Todays a beutiful day, isn`t it."
"Yeah, it is.Just like you."Genivieve turned red again.
"Th-thank you.No body`s ever called me beutiful.Acually, no body`s ever really talked to me.In school, I had no friends.They were all scared of me, because I`m one of the only shiekah left in the world.They thought I would hurt them if I got mad, but..."Link pulled her in for a hug.
"I would love to be your friend."
"You already are, Link.I knew you`d be my friend from the first time I saw you in the graveyard."
"Is that like a shiekah power or somthin'?"
"No Link it isn`t."Genivieve looked up at Link."Shiekahs have never had the power to do that.I just knew."

Genivieve and Link finished their sandwitches and salads, so Link decided it would be a good time to go swimming."I`m gonna go fir a dive.You coming?"Link stood up.
"No, I think I`ll just stay here and watch you."
"Awww, c'mon."Link grabbed her hand and pulled her to her feet.
"No, Link."
"Please, I`ll make you."Link picked Genivieve up and over his sholder and he charged toward the water.He jumped at the end of the stone platform and plumitted into the water.Genivieve popped to the surface and Link came up soon after.Link had a surprised look as he watched Genivieve laugh histerically.Link, just seeing her smiling face, burst out laughing with her."What`s so funny?Acually, I thought you`d be mad at me for forceing you into the water."
"Link, I`ll never acually be mad at you, and if I did, you`d have to kill everyone you know."
"I wouldn`t do that"
"Exaclly."She giggled."Oh, I`ve never had this much fun before.I`ve never really had fun.Thank you Link.Maby now I`ll have more emotion."
"Maby."

Later on, during sunset, Link sat on the shore with Genivieve in his lap, his arms around her neck."Thank you, Link.I will never be able to forget this moment.It will forever leave a scar in my mind."
"I thought scars were bad."
"Not all of them.My red eyes, they`re my scar of the shiekah.All shiekahs have red eyes, so this proves I`m shiekah."
"And they look fantastic."
"You really like my eyes?"
"Pfft, who wouldn`t.You wouldn`t be you without your eyes.You`d just be....half yourself, but I like it all."
"Well, I love your eyes.Without your`s you`d be just half Link.And me, I like the whole thing."She smiled up at Link.Link sighed.
"I love that smile.If I had to go a year without seeing this face, I`d die."
"No you wouldn`t"
"Yes, I would.I`d be so depressed, I`d kill myself."
"Don`t do that!Promise you will never hurt yourself."
"As long as you always stay in at least walking range."
"Promise."
"Then I promise, too."Link smiled at her.

Link walked down the corridors of the castle and into the king`s chamber.The king motioned him to sit down and Link noticed the King looked stressed."Sir, are you okay?"
"Oh, Link.It`s Zelda."
"What`s wrong?"
"Well, you know how she`s been dating the prince of Yolandio.She told me a few days ago that she wants to get married."
"Isn`t that good?"
"Well, technically, yes, but, it just won`t be the same when she gets married."Just then, a gard came in with a scrieching Zelda and Malon, along with Shiek, plunging his ears and the prince of Yolanio, Prince Hayden."DADDY!DADDY!DADDY!"
"Yes, Zelda."
"Gues what?!?Oh, hi Link.Hayden and I are engaged!"
"Wow, how ironic."Link mumbled.
"Isn`t this great!"Malon squeled.
"Yes, it`s wonderful."The king replied, trying to hide his sadness.
"Sire, I would love to have have your daughter`s hand in marrige, if it is fine with you of corse."
"Well, why wouldn`t I?"Zelda grabbed Hayden`s hand and ran out with Malon to discus the wedding.
"Wow.Girls are like squirls."Shiek said.Link smacked his forehead.The king sighed and coverd his face with his hands."Oh, Goddesses.What will I do?"
"What do mean, sir?"Shiek asked.
"Well, when Zelda gets married, she`ll move to Yolandio to become Queen."
"What?I forgot about that!"The king shouted."My princess!She`s all grown up!"The king sobbed.Link placed a hand on the king`s back and looked at Shiek awkwardly."Oh, umm, Sir, I have to leave to, ummmm, go see Genivieve."Link made up an excuse.
"Ah, yeah me, too.Impa must be worried."Link and Shiek left the king to mope.

Link tied Epona`s riens around the tree and started up the stairs to kakiriko.The gard at the gate greeted him and Link smiled and nodded in response.He made his way over to Impa`s house but once he came about halfway there, he heard an eerie, high pitched scream."GENIVIEVE!"He made a mad dash towards the house and nearly ripped the door off the hinges.Inside, Genivieve was trembling in the corner as Dark aproched her."DARK!Get your ass out of this village, NOW!"Dark twirled around and Genivieve slid down to the floor.She pulled her knees up to her chest and cried.Dark was full of anger, and Link was surprised when he saw his nose bleeding a dark, poisonous crimson substance."Link, you will not get in my way this time!"Dark charged at Link, sword drawn.Link jumped out of the way and cursed himself for not bringing his sword with him.Link thought quick and grabbed his bow and arrows.He shot an arrow, but Dark easily reflected it.Link knew that arrows weren`t the best way to fight Dark.He thought, 'what did I use to defeat Dark?'Then it hit him 'din`s fire!'.He knew he couldn`t use it inside, or the house would burn down, so Link ran to Genivieve and helped her up, telling her that he needed to get her to refuge.He gripped her waist and aimed his hookshot at a roof.He shot and the two sprang up on top of the building.Link sat her down and aimed at a sighn.He landed and Dark stompped over to him.Link smiled as he screamed.Dark charged him again and Link jumped out of the way, rolled around him, jumped up and held the din`s fire up in the air."DIN`S FIRE!"A shield of flames spread away from Link and Dark screamed in pain as he dropped his sword and fell to his knees.Link walked up to him and Dark chuckled."This is not the last of me, hero!Never will it be!"He and his sword melt into the ground and disapeared.Link sighed and shot his way up to the roof again.Genivieve was gripping her arm and Link saw blood dripping from what ever was under her hand.

Link sqwatted next to Genivieve and slowly and carfully removed her hand from her sholder.It was a deep cut that wouldn`t stop bleeding.Link helped her to her feet and instructed her to keep presure on it while he aimed his hookshot through the window.They arrived in the house and Link walked over to the sink as Genivieve sat down.Link damped some cloth and whiped her cut, washing it so it didn`t get infected.He found some bandagges and wra them around her wound."Thank you, Link.For everything.For saving my life, my virginity, and my happiness."
"Don`t mention it.Say, where`d Impa go?"
"She whent out looking for Shiek."
"Oh, well he ditched me and left to see Malon.Wherever Zelda and her whent off to."
"What did the king want?"
"Well, he told me that he is sad that Zelda is getting married now."
"She is?"
"Yeah, you wanna go to the wedding with me?"
"Of corse."

Link adjusted his hat as Genivieve answered the door."Hey, Link."
"Hey, you guys ready to go to the wedding?"
"You bet."Genivieve had her hair curled and she wore a pale pink, long dress.Malon was wearing the same dress but her hair was in a pampadour.Shiek had on a tuxedo, same as Link, except Link had his hat.Once at the castle, Link and Shiek stood behind Hayden as his best men.The preacher man, Rauru, cleared his throat as Saria, the flower girl, walked down the aisle, dropping petals on the floor.Oon one side of the building, Haydens mother and father along with other family members and friends.On the other side, Zelda`s family, her cousins and aunt, the sages, and as many as hyleans as could attend.Malon, Genivieve, and Impa walked down the aisle with all the same dress and stood on the other side of Rauru.The king led Zelda down the aisle after the bridesmaids.She had her golden hair up fancy and her dress was long and flowy.They said their vows, kissed, and exchanged rings.They ran out and Hayden took his lovely bride to Yolandio.

Link and Genivieve walked on the shore of lake hilia, hand in hand when Link asked"When I had saved Termina, where were you?"
"Oh, I was crying at the laundry pool, waiting for the masked boy to come out."She smirked.
"You mean Kafei?"
"Yeah, he used to comfort me when I cried.I admit though, I had a huge crush on him, until I found out he was really twenty, eleven years older than I was.Really, though, I think Anju and Kafei make a great couple."
"Do you have a crush now?"
"Nope."She answered.
"Oh"Link sounded kind of disapointed.
"But, I really, really, REALLY like someone."
"Who?"
"This guy.He has blonde hair that shines in the sunlight, shining blue eyes, and a VERY attractive body."
"Really.Now, is this guy, by chance, own a sword?"
"Oh, a very powerful one at that."
"Is he a hero?"
"He`s my hero, and, he`s the hero of time."
"Where is he right now?"By now, their foreheads were pressing together."Why, right...in...front of me."
"What is his name and who is he?"
"His name is Link, and 'he' is you."
"Well, then I have some good news for you;I really, really, REALLY like the girl in front of me.May I kiss her?"Genivieve giggled.
"Only if I can kiss him back."Link pressed his lips to her`s and she kissed back.Link had his arms around her waist and her hands rested on his biceps."Link, I love you."She mumbled once they broke.
"I love you too, Genivieve."
He kissed her again, and again, and again, not wanting it to end.

Link woke up a few mornings later to, another tapping window.Link walked over to it and saw Shiek waving at him."You know, I would be cursing you out right now if it wasn`t for my great mood."
"Okay, anyway, I need your help."
"With what?"
"Well, you know how I`m dating Malon?"
"Dude!You didn`t seduce her, did you?"
"What?NO!That was when I was imature."
"Yeah, a month ago.Wait, are you going to ask her to marry you?"
"Maby."
"Wow, you really do care about her."
"Link, I think I love her.No.I KNOW I love her."

Link was a bit shocked.Since when does Shiek, the last male shiekah, love a girl.Shiek`s never loved his girlfriends before."You do?"
"Yes.I love Malon."
"Wow, well that explains why you haven`t had sex with her yet."
"Link.Be serious here."
"But, why do you need my help?"
"Well, I saw this dimond ring at the market yesterday, but..."
"I`ll give you two red rubees but that`s it.Got it?"
"Thank`s man, your a life saver."

Link, remembering that he had sceduled a date with Genivieve, trotted through hyrule field with the riens of another horse held tight in his hand.He and Genivieve were going to go horse back riding today in the field so Malon let him borrow a horse.He crossed the bridge and saw Genivieve walking down the steps to kakiriko.She smiled and Link smiled back.Genivieve walked over and petted the steed`s snout."You ready?"
"Yup."She answered as she mounted the horse.They started galloping through the fields.

By sun down, they were both sitting on a wall on top of a hill, watching the sunset."Shiek came over this morning.Did you know he`s gonna get married, well, if Malon accepts."
"Yeah, I know.This morning I asked Impa how my parents had met and what their wedding was like.Shiek just blurted out that he wanted to get married to Malon."
"Do you want to get married?"
"Well...to the right man, of corse."
"Have you found him yet?"
"Maby I have."She said in a seductive tone."Maby I have."She kissed him soft on the lips."You?"
"I believe I have."

A month after Shiek and Malon`s wedding, Genivieve and Link were watching the clouds in hyrule field.Genivieve pointed to one and said"That one looks like a cucoo."
"Yeah, that one looks like a rock."
"Link, pretty much all of them do."
"Not that one."He pointed over towards death mountain.Genivieve looked over but didn`t see any cloud."What clou..."She gasped.Link had pulled out a golden dimond ring."Genivieve, I know it`s kind of sudden, but, I feel like the goddesses wanted us to be together.Like we were born for eachother."
"Link, I...I feel the same way."
"Then, Genivieve, will you make me the happiest man in hyrule, no the world.Genivieve, will you do the honors of marrying me?"
"Link I...I don`t know what to say.It`s, it`s so sudden, I..."
"Oh, well, then nevermind.Sorry."
"No, Link, I didn`t say no.Link, I would be more than willing to be your wife."Link smiled so wide, his face hurt.But he didn`t care.He was the happiest man."Thank you!Genivieve I love you!"
"I love you too Link."

"I do."Link answered Rauru, who was the peatcher man again."Genivieve, the youngest living shiekah, do you take Link, the hero of time, to have and to hold through sickness and through health 'till death do you part?"
"I do, I do, I do."
"Then, hero, you may kiss your beutiful bride."Link pulled his new wife into a wonderful kiss.