Behind the Music: The Hero and Sages

Link was hanging with his friends bored as usual, “Boy I really want to go see a Misfits concert. But some of them are dead...HEY I’VE GOT IT! We can all start a band!” Link exclaimed.
“Yeah we can be all cool and get groupies!” Daurina agreed.
“Ok we need positions, ok hmm...Zelda on guitar! Me on lead guitar, Impa on base, and Daurina on drums.
“What about us?” complained Ruto, Nabooru, and Saria.
“You guys can be back up singers or something.”

They started the band and called it the Hero...and Sages. They began playing local festivals and various places around Hyrule. Soon they became world famous. But fame always has its price. The band soon developed internal problems. Daurina got addicted to Bomb Flowers (a very dangerous drug). He also got drunk and would often go rolling causing many accidents. He cheated death many times. Impa tried to break out in a solo carrier but unfortunately the only bass player that ever did that was Paul McCartney.

Link cheated on Zelda with Malon *Gasp!* how scandalous! And Naburoo and Ruto decided they wanted to do their own little thang!

They mad a sex tape with the infamous sex tape vet and drummer of Motley Crue, Tommy Lee! Since Ruto was underage Tommy was charged with having sex with a minor (not to mention someone out of his own species) and was thrown in jail...again. Naburoo had to live with the humiliation of having a sex tape and her relationship with Tommy did not last. The band tried to stay together but drugs and ego blew them apart. Twenty years later their record company threw thousands of rupees at them to have a reunion tour. They agreed and fans wnet to their shows to spite having to pay ridiculous amounts of cash for tickets.