Chapter 2: No pain no game

"Hurry Epona can't wait to see Princess Zelda" Link told Epona as she was running through the fields.
He stop when he arrived at the market. Everybody knew him since he was the Hero of
Time and he was also dating the Princess of Hyrule. He walked trough the market and into the castle gates. The guards already knew him as well and let him go wait for the Princess in the courtyard. A guard left to announce his arrival. When Zelda heard the new she as fast as she could down the courtyard. Moments later she arrived with Link. She gave Link a quick kiss and questioned him.
"what brings you here, my handsome knight"
Link smiled and answered " Your beauty my lady"
"I love you!"
"And I love you too, Zelda"
He finally told the princess his purpose in the castle. She asked permission from her father. "Go ahead honey, enjoy yourself" he said. He wanted his beautiful daughter to be happy and obviously Link made hr extra happy.
"Next stop Lon Lon Ranch!"
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"Malon sweetie I know your upset but he was in a hurry. He mention something about proposing to Princess Zel...."
He was suddenly interrupted by his raging daughter.
“WHAT???? He is asking that bicth to marry him? Why her? What she got that I don’t”
Is not fucken fair!
They heard horses coming in from the entrance.
“ Malon, Talon were going to be around here horseback riding. Hope you guys don’t mine!”
“Of course not my boy, go ahead!” talon answer from inside.
At that moment Malon had a plan to kill Ms. man-taker, with an evil grin in her face she walked outside to were Link and Zelda were.
They were in their own little world, kissing passionately. Before they could see her she put a pin in the horse’s settle when Zelda sits the pin with poke the horse and its welcome to hell princess. Malon cleared her throat to get Link and Zelda’s attention after she completed phrase 2.
“Need anything your highness” she asked in a nice polite way.
Zelda stared at her innocent face and said that she was just fine like that, but thanks for asking. Malon also noticed Zelda’s sweet smile. Pathetic. If she thinks that she is going to trick her into giving in her love and take Link for herself, she had another thing coming.
“ Your welcome” said Malon and walked away and sat near her house door and watch as Zelda climbed in her horse.
Zelda sat and Malon’s plan was going great. the hose threw Zelda flying. No pain no game” whispered Malon to herself. Good think Link was quick enough to break her fall.
“Are you ok, my darling” he was so worried sick.
She smiled as she saw his dark blue eyes and his blond bangs.
“ In your strong arms, I am. The sun is about to set, how about if we go watch it in Lake Hylia.” Link couldn’t say anything so he just nodded and smiled. Both climbed on Epona and left for the lake.
“Shit. Shit. Shit. How could that happened. I guess under estimated Link’s moves, but she was sure she was not going to make that mistake again.” Malon though as she watch them leave. Her father came outside and announced he was going to stay at Kakariko and Ingo was going to take care of her. Shot! don’t go please. “Good bye daddy!”