Chapter 1

Deep in the library of the Royal Family of Hyrule, there is a book. It is a small book that is said to have appeared at the time of Hyrule itself. The book is dwarfed by some of the other books in the library, and at twenty-five pages, it is hardly a worthwhile read. The book tells the story of why Earth and Hyrule are separated and shall remain so for all time. Of course, there is the case of time travel; if there existed an anomaly in Hyrule that could bend time itself, a small hole in the dimensional gate would open and passage would be possible. But of course that is impossible, and unless the prophecies are right with their babbling about the Hero of Time, no such thing could ever happen.
The book has a counterpart on Earth, and it was found by a rare book dealer. He gave it to his daughter, Virginia.

A.K. woke up with a start. He looked at his calendar, which read “May 18th, 2015.” ‘That’s right,’ he thought; it was 2015. He was on Earth, not some mythical, Celtic-like land called Hyrule. The dreams had plagued him for quite a while, but they weren’t regular foggy dreams. These were different; they were clear and concise and (extraordinarily enough) had no girls in them (which was a first, considering his adolescent subconscious).
“A.K., get out of bed! Now!” screamed a small voice. When he stopped contemplating his dream for a moment, he realized that his mother was calling him.
“Man, the first thing I’m going to do when I get a job is ask for a sound-proof door,” he thought out loud. A.K. lived in a mansion in Miami, Florida, and his father was Alexander Garcia, the Bill Gates of his generation. A.K. was just his good-for-nothing, fifteen-year-old son. Of course, A.K. had things going for him; he was of a medium height and long, brown hair…and not much else. A.K. wasn’t stupid, he was just slothful. He was a very gifted child, but he had little motivation.
A.K. dressed himself and headed out to school. He looked awfully shabby for a kid who was in a suit and tie, and shabbiness was very sinful at DASH Academy, the most prestigious high school in all of Florida. A.K. fiddled with his iPod, and once he found a song he liked, he put it in his pocket. Then he saw her; she was a beautiful girl with long platinum blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. Her name was Virginia and she was the hottest girl at the school.
“Hey!” he shouted, and she turned around quizzically.
“Andrew Kurt Gonzales?” she asked.
“No, it’s Garcia, and call me A.K.,” he said, correcting her and blushing at the same time. This caused her to laugh.
“You’re blushing, A.K..,” she said, snickering.
“Well…I can’t help it,” he said calmly. She looked at him curiously and then pulled out a book. It was written in some weird language that A.K. couldn’t understand. The very small book had a leather cover; A.K. couldn’t believe that it had more than twenty-five pages.
“Read the cover,” Virginia ordered. A.K. struggled with the words, but he finally managed to say it.
Suddenly, a gate appeared. It had a Celtic appearance to it, but Virginia couldn’t see it. A.K. walked into the gate only to find himself in the middle of a forest. There were tons of little kids there, and A.K. was in shock; they all looked the same. They all had blonde hair and blue eyes.
“Where the fuck am I?” he asked, and he noticed he still had the book. Looking at it, he recognized these words: Terra and Hyrule. Remembering Latin, he knew “terra” meant Earth. Putting two and two together, he realized that he was in the land that had plagued his dreams for months: the Land of Hyrule.

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When he finally came to terms with the fact that he was indeed in Hyrule A.K. freaked out.

“Okay, well, Virginia is totally not dating material if she gives me a book that transports me into my own, bizarre dreams!” He thought for a second (a rarity in his life) that maybe this was his dream world. If so, he was in control. Wishing that things would just go back to normal he realized that this was not a regular dream (if one at all). A.K. relaxed just a little bit, “Okay, well first things first… Why are all these kids here?” it was then that his question was answered, a little girl with beautiful, neck length, green hair and glowing green eyes came running towards A.K., “Hello?” he asked curiously.

The girl simply giggled (this seemed to be the normal reaction of the opposite sex when A.K. spoke). This made him a bit frustrated and he turned to walk away, but the girl had her hand on his back. Out of sheer etiquette, A.K. turned around and soon he heard the girl speak. It sounded intelligent and optimistic, but it still retained a child-like innocence.

“Greetings, I’d like to welcome you to the Kokori forest! It’s not often that we get a visit from an outsider.” She paused obviously not sure about what to say next, “Stay out of the Lost Woods unless you want to become a Stalfos!” She was about to leave when all of a sudden A.K. found himself on the other side of the spectrum;

“Hey! Relax!” he yelled and the girl turned around, “Look, my names A.K. and I was just wondering… well, what is your name? And uhh… where am I?” he asked these questions slowly, though he didn’t want to seem dense.

“My name is Saria and that seems like a ridiculous question, I have already stated that you are in the Kokiri forest,” she said, looking a bit confused.

A.K. tried his best not to groan, “Can I please speak to the person that’s in charge?" he asked and Saria smiled at him once again,

“Don’t see how much use that would be, but fine, I’ll lead you to Mido.” she smirked and grabbed A.K.’s hand. Soon, they where in the small village of the Kokiri. A.K. was a bit perplexed by the fact that there was no adults but he shrugged it off; he was about to meet the leader.

“Are you fucking kidding me?” he asked blandly when he saw Mido.

“Hello, Outsider! My name's Mido! I'm the Big Boss of the Kokori!” A.K. wasn't listening, though
(a habit he would have to break in his later years).

“Okay Pee-Wee, shut the fuck up! I want the real leader and I mean one that is over 4,2 and has pubic hair, got it!” A.K. shouted angrily, but Mido only looked at him curiously,

“You are definitely weird! Weirder than Link! But I guess that’s just natural for outsiders...” He trailed off at the after thought. A.K. was ready to kill this kid, when all of a sudden he heard the same voice; the heavenly voice that belonged to Saria.

“Mido, it is rare that we have a visit from a outsider! Let him stay with me! I’ll provide housing and food. He will not be a bother and in 10 days, Link will come and we will have him take the outsider out of here,” Saria said trying to be the voice of reason and A.K. was in shock when Mido agreed. It wasn’t until he was walking outside towards Saria’s house that he realized what had just happened: he was going to be staying with some ten year old girl in a land where fucking ten year olds ruled and ironically he would be staying for 10 days! It was then that he made a mental note: he despised the number ten.