Summary: A crap load of pwp to show that I'm still alive... But whatever, I'll probably just delete it soon anyways.
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Link (OoT & MM)
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No
Word count: 3560 Read: 87287
Published: Apr 29, 2005 Updated: Aug 29, 2005
Hey! by Burn
Hey!
What?
Listen!
Listen too what?!
Look out!!
Look out for What?!!
That tree right over there!
BAM!!
Owwwww!
I told you!
Shut up! Damn fairy.
I was just trying help!
Well you didn't do a very good job.
What did I do?!
Yeah, seriously, what do you do, besides talk?
For one I... uh... Target enemies for you!
What do you mean?
You know, when I turn yellow and fly around an enemy?
That's targeting?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, what did you think I was doing?
I thought you were commiting suicide.
Aw, so your trying to save me from the monsters?
Hell no! I'm trying to help the monsters kill you!
Then why do you always kill the monsters?
Becuase, I'm aiming at you but I have really sucky eyesight.
So what if you actually aimed at the monsters?!
I'd probably hit you.
That horrible!!
That's a pretty good idea. I'll aim at the monsters next time.
MEEP!!
(long akward silence)
Hey!
What?
Listen!
Listen to what?!
Look out!!
Look out for what?!!
BAM!!
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