I did this for the hell of it, just to show that I’m not retarded... though, this might entirely go against that and prove how fucked up I am XD Yay.

Ang: Ph34r the 1337n355
Link:...Huh?
Ang: O.o -looks around- wow... How’d I get here’s?! XD
Link: You’ve been here for a while
Ang: ...Oh... -slaps with trout- Phweeeeeeee
Link: ._O -holds trout slapped cheek-
Zelda: What on earth are you doing?!
Ang:......
Link and Zelda: -stare-
Ang: I’m! ...Hahaha... I dunno! -runs about like GIR-
Link: ...Well! We all know that she’s really messed up now ^^’
DL: You couldn’t tell that from the start?! Idiot.
Ang: Hey, that’s mean, Kurayami-Wa
DL: Don’t fucking call me that
Ang: ‘Cause it’s cute? Awww... it really doesn’t fit you
Zelda: A “cute” name for Dark Link? Absured...
Ang: -^^- I like it! X3 so pretty, it is
DL: Are you calling me pretty?!
Ang: ._. ........WHEEE!!! -runs around in circles-
Mi’a: Wow, what the hell’s goin’ on here?
Ang: -bows- Hola, mes amis! -^^- Hehehe I mixed languages...
Mi’a: o.o ...What?
Ang: -bows again- Everyone say hello to Mi’a Dargmire. Pictures of all me charries will be posted as soon as I read this thing -takes out huge Photoshop 7 manual-
All: -stare with huge eyes-
DL: How long will it take you to read that thing?
Ang: Ah uh-uhn
DL: ...What?
Ang: -nibbles choccy pocky-
Mi’a: So who else are you planning on making pop in here?
Ang: Fuck if I know.
DL: -sweat drop-
Ang: Heeeeeeeey! :D I know!!! -runs off-
All: O.o ....What the fuck?!
Ang: -dashes back in with Necrid- W00T! XD
Necrid: o.O ...Uhm... Ang, why am I here?
Ang: I’ll bring Ani in soon.. ¬.¬ ...
Necrid: X3 -kitty chibi-
Ang: Awwww. Neccy-chan, Neccy-chan. Fishy fishy -holds up chocolate fish-
Necrid: -jumps up and eats like kitty-
DL: ...That’s so wrong... -twitch- Spineless
-large explosion-
Ani: PRAAAAAAAAISE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Ang: MY TWIN PERSONALITY! XD -does bandit dance with- (If anyone’s read or seen Fushigi Yuugi, it’s what Tasuki does with ...that other guy, I forgot his name. Anyway, it’s arm I arm square dance thing)
Necrid: -tackles Ani-
Ani: GAH! -falls on face-
DL: Look what you did, you wretch!
Ani: Ow... nose bleeding, Neccy-chan..
Necrid: o.o -gets up- ...Sorry
Ani: -rub nose- It’s ok... I just need some toilet paper or a tissue...-gets hit in the face with a roll of toilet paper-
Ang: BWAHAHA
Link: ...This is so morally disturbing it’s ridiculous
Ang: I bet you don’t even know what that means
Link: Ragha!
Ang: O.o You sound like me when I stretch in du mornin’s! SHA! XD
Mi’a: Wow.. Should I leave?
Ang: I dunno... You wanna leave the insanity, that’s fine, but you won’t get any cupcakes.
Mi’a: CUPCAKES!!! -runs around in circles foaming at the mouth-
Ang and Ani: O.O ....... .> -joins in the foaming run-
DL: All of you are so fucked up
Ang: You’re any better?
DL: I’m sick, not fucked up
Ani: ._. Same difference
DL: -vein pop-
Link: -eats cookies-
Ang and Ani: Where’d you get cookies?!?!
Link: -cookies shoved in mouth- -points to Ro-
Ro: ^^ Sorry...I’ve only got two boxes left...
Ang: Give us the boxes, Ro-chan
Ro: o.o Ten rupees
Ani: -throws a twenty at him-
Ro: -sweat drop- Alright, it’s two for 10, but suuuuuuuuuuuuure, why not
Ani: Thief
Ang: He is a thief XD With Taiga
Nikki: What about Taiga? Who’s seen my brother? What?
Ang and Ani: -point off in a corner-
Taiga: What? -is stealing some jewel from the castle-
Nikki: o.o SHALALALUUURIATAKA!! -continues with gibberish- -tackles-
Taiga: DAH! -falls- -jewel breaks- O.-
Ani and Ang: -eat the cookies-
DL: This is going nowhere
Link: Uh-huh
Sheik: At least the author and her are having fun
DL: Where the fuck did you come from?!
Ang: Holy cunt, it’s Sheik and his nice ass!
Ani: There’s an oxymoron, for ya
Link: What the hell?
Zelda: This is so obscene
Sheik : Just a tad
Ang: -^^- This is fun
Ani: -^^- This is fun -looks at Ang who looks at Ani-
Both: Wow... creepy... THAT’S THE END, THERE WILL BE MORE MAYBE XD

Ang: Here we are again
DL: But why are we here again?
Ani: -watches Zim-
Ang: Because, dammit, we need to be. This is my most read thing on Kasuto and it’s damn fun to right. ...bitch
DL: ...Riiiiiiight
Ani: XD Hahaha... bitch... XDDDD ._. “I’‘ve wanted to pass probing day like a slorg-beast passes her young. Jiggly!!! And full of juuuuuuice.”
Ang: Fuck yeh XD
Necrid: ^^ Hey, hey -sits down next to Ani and watches Zim-
Ani: -sips soda and takes no notice-
Ang: Anyway, I thought I’d bring in some of my other characters that have absolutely NOTHING to do with Zelda here -^^-
DL: And who would that be?
Ang: Sage, and Chaos -^^- And maybe Harukame
DL: You’re thinking of bringing that huge thing here? In your tiny house?
Ang: o.o yeh... -holds up HUUUUUGE Harukame plushie- (to see Harukame, look in my photobucket album; search for KukaDDR) HE IS IN LEMON FORM!
DL: You’ve been reading to much of that Chef Brian shit, it’s rotting your mind
Ani: She had a mind to begin with?
Ang: Which means neither do you! :D -points at Ani-
Ani: o.o ... O.O .....o.o .... -_- ....-^^- Oh yeh! XD What was I doin’?
Ang: Point proven
Chaos: O.o This is... very interesting...
Ang: -holds up microphone to Chaos- Go one, tell them where you’re from X3
Chaos: -stares- ._. ... uhm... -clears throat- I am ... well, was not born, but have lived in Hollow Bastion for a-
Ang: TAKING to long. I’ll do it for ya. YAY FOR KINGDOM HEARTS CHARACTERS
Sage: Imbecile -takes microphone and smashes it on wall-
Ang: O.O ...That cost money....
Sage: No one cares
Chaos: ^^’ Sage...
Ani: TWISTY SPINY THINGS! AH! THE CARNAGE MAKES ME SO HAPPY!
Ang: ENOUGH! -blows up-
Ani: O.o Oh fuck... Well, I guess no one will know what happens in Realizations
Necrid: NO! I’LL NEVER GET A PART!
Ani: Neither of us are coming in until the next fic anyway
Necrid: That’s my point
DL: And I’m still a puppet bastard. ...Ah well... least I get to kill things
Necrid: ¬.¬ You’re sick, you don’t deserve Ani
Ani: o.o Wha?
DL: What the hell’s that supposed to mean?
Necrid: Exactly what it sounds like!
DL: -takes out sword- Wretch
-huge fight-
Ani: Yo! Yo, mother fucker, quit it! T.T I can’t hear Zim...
Mi’a: This is so pointless... again! XD
Sage: And yet, strangely amusing -watches Necrid and DL fight-
Chaos: ^^’‘ mm...
END
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I say it's finished so I can just add and add and add XD I'll switch it to not soon.

Ani: Ang is still blown up, sadly... so I'll be hosting this chapter.
DL: Yay... -sweat drop-
Ani: You don't have to be THAT sarcastic!
DL: I need a beer -walks away-
Ani: You're still underaged!
DL:Fuck your american laws, they're bullshit
Ani: .______. DL's racist x.x
Necrid: Which is exactly why you should love me ^^
Ani: X/D Neccy-chan, please...
DL: -leers out of kitchen with evil glowy eyes-
Mi'a: So! How go things?
Ani: My duck will ear your nose
All: What?
Ani: o.o -goes cross eyed-
Necrid: What the fuck?!
DL: Look what you did to her, you retarded bleached gerudo
Necrid: Just because my hair's white doesn't mean I bleached it! AND I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HER!
DL: Right
Ani: I NEED CHEESE!!!! -flies away like super man-
Mi'a: Good... Lord... this is so messed up XD
Ani: What's even more messed up is that you're Ganons daughter, and you're from Termina
Necrid: -stares- How does that work?!
Mi'a: o.o ...ah un-uhn
Ani: -does hamster dance- I'm a guinea pig, oink oink
Harukame plushie: -falls down-
Ani: OMFG YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME NOW, ISNTEAD OF ANG!?
Ang: -^.^- He loved you, Ani. He loved yooooou.
All: O.O WHERE THE FUCK'D YOU COME FROM!? YOU BLEW UP!!
Ang: So what -watches Zim and sips ramune- Yum yum is the jello, set it a flame and your cheese will be saved.
DL: I will honestly go insane over time if shit like this keeps getting posted by you
Link: @.@ -is disturbed-
Ani: -holds up sign- BEGONE THIS IS NOT FOR YOUR BRAINS

Ang: I have returned. Ph34r me, the mighty fish ball bint
Ani: And some how you’re alive
DL: How you keep coming back amazes me -sweat drop-
Nikki: ^^ You’re survival rate is astounding
Ang: Thanks. So, how do you guys like Realizations so far? It’s over... and now Released is giving me problems from the Get-go
Ani: Well once you’re done with chapter one I GET TO COME IN! XD
Ang: Released is gonna be long v.v maybe 30 chapters...
Mi’a: Why’d you make it so long?
Ang: ‘Cause that’s how it turned out during planning...
Ani: Which I helped you with
DL: Bull-shit. While she was planning, you were sitting there drinking ramune
Ani: O.o .........YOU’RE LYING!
Link: I’m a witness -raises hand-
Ani: O.O ... All of you are out to get me... -twitch- -explodes-
Ang: FUCK! There goes and important character...
Link: How important?
Ang: Tch. I’m not telling! Y’all gotta figure it out for yourselves
Nikki: I know who she is! She’s the- -dies-
Ang: O.o ..... Well....... I wasn’t gonna put you into it anyway!
Sheik: v.- (that line is hair XD heeeeee)’ Well, let’s just hope no one else important dies, and that we can revive Ani
Mi’a: There’s that ... thing flower on that hill...
Ang: What hill?
Mi’a: -points to a large, dead, evil looking twisted hill that occasionally spits fire from the top-
Ang: O.- -huge twitch- -has a seizure-
DL: I’ll take that as a no
Ang: Of course it’s a fuck no! How the hell am I supposed to get up there?! I’LL BE KILLED AND THEN BYE-BYE FAN FIC! BYE-BYE THIS FUNNY FUNNY! DX
Mi’a: ... well... you could always have DL poof you...
Ang: o.o ...oooooooooooooooooooooooh.... yeeeeeeeeeeh.... -tackles him- You gotta poof me!
DL: What?!?
Ang: -cries waterfalls in chibi- Ani’ll stay dead unless yo poof me up to the top to get that thing flower!
DL: ......Poof?
Ang: Teleport! With the black-fire and the shwaaaaaaa!
DL: ...Fine. Whatever
Ang: :D You do care!
DL: No I don’t! I’ve just got nothing better to do!
Ang: XP Fine, be that way
DL: Shut up -poofs with t3h Ang-
Nikki: This is interesting... Is there really a flower there, Mi’a-chan?
Mi’a: ...Hell if I know
Nikki: ...Then why did you tell her that?
Mi’a: -points at the Ani bits- So she wouldn’t distract me with her insanity while I fix Ani
Sheik: Makes sense... she is insane
Nikki: Naaaaah... she’s just crazy ^^
Mi’a: Same difference -takes out red fairy in a bottle- -throws it at Ani bits- HAHA
Ani: -sits up- -.O .........WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -falls asleep-
Mi’a: ^^’‘ ...And this is... kinda why I didn’t wanna bring her back...
Nikki: Ne?
Mi’a: ‘Cause she’s fucking mental, and annoying... just like Ang!
Link: That’s not nice...
Mi’a: You know it’s true
Link: -looks around-
Sheik: I know it v.-‘
Necrid: -walks in from other room with ice cream- ._. meh? -looks at Ani- ...Why does she look kinda dead?
Naceal: -walks from other other room- And where’s Dark Link?
Mi’a: She was dead -points at Ani- but she’s alive again -ignores Naceal-
Necrid: o.o Oh... well... good... -eats ice cream-
Naceal: Hello?! Me! Here! Asking a question!
Ang: Shut up, you Slutty McWhore
All: -turn around-
Ang: -^^- I got the flow- -looks at Ani- .... o.o .... ._. .... -_- ....You lied to me T.T I’m so hurt...
DL: -sips beer- Well, that was a waste of my time -walks off-
Ang: -_-‘ ...eh... -throws flower at Ani-
Ani: Who-wha? ._. -looks around- ....Oh... -^^- Hola! -waves-
Necrid: -sweat drop- ...Right, so... anyway...
Kaori: Do you do drugs? -talking to Naceal-
Naceal: ...no...?
Ang: I like cheese!
Kaori: Cheese is not a drug
Ang: It is the way I use it!
Kaori: I don’t even wanna know how that is!
Ang and Kaori: YAY FOR QUOTING SHIT FROM E-ZELDA! XDDD
Naceal: You two know each other? -finally notices DL- DARK LINK! :D -tries to glomp-
DL: -side steps-
Naceal: -hits wall-
Ang and Ani: YAY!!! -does bandit dance-
Kaori: I’m assuming she’s a bitch?
Ang: A corrupt bitch-ass whore who would as soon as fuck her half brother if he payed her
Necrid: Like I would... That’s sick!
Ani: Indeed it is... indeed it is...
Ganondorf: -runs past with one of those drinky birds-
All: -stare- O.o .....
Ang: GOOD LORD, MAN!
Ani: Show some decency!
Ganondorf: -runs up and hugs Ani and Ang-
Ang: @_@
Ani: DX
DL: This is disturbing -sets his hair on fire-
Ganondorf: AHHH! -Explodes-
Ang and Ani: -charred and smoking with huge eyes, while standing it weird poses-
DL: ...There -walks away-
Ang: ...Thanks...
Ani: You’re a great ...help... -twitch-
both: -crumble-
Link: Can they ever NOT die?!
DL: They’re doing it for attention now...
Sheik: I don’t think they are.. -prods the ash with a stick- I think they’re really dead
DL: Great -sweat drop-
Zelda: -pours red potion on ash-
Ang: -sproing- O.o
Ani: -Gadoing- o.O
Mi’a: W00t! -claps-
Nikki: ...^^’‘’ Yay?
Ani: -gets up and walks away to find ramune-
Ang: CELEBRATE! LALALA- -explodes-
DL: GODDAMMIT!

Ang: Today we will be holding interviews with the... lesser characters of OoT and some of my originals that I didn’t include in my story
DL: What’s the point of that?
Ang: So the people can get to know them when I write one shots including them
DL: ...I doubt you’ll do that
Ang: SO! Let’s start with, uhm.... mmm,.... MI’A! -dashes over nearly knocking her down-
Mi’a: Gah! Chillax! XD
Ang: -shoves microphone in face- Mi’a! Please state your full name into the mic!
Mi’a: O.o ... uhm... ok? -stares at it- ...Mi’a Dragmire
Ang: Does your name mean anything special?
Mi’a: Hell if I know
Ang: Good answer! Now, care to tell us about yourself? Stats? Bio?
Mi’a: o.o .. Uhm... I’m 16... live alone, am friends with Nikki... Only child... I don’t really like fighting... I can kinda... sorta use some elements... I know it doesn’t make sense because of my father, but I am from Termina... where Ang was originally gonna make Nikki from too, but that went down the hole -flushing noise-
Ang: So! Is there a significant other anywhere? -shoves mic back in face-
Mi’a: What... a guy? Psh. Nope. I’m not going with anyone
Ang: Fair enough! -runs away leaving Mi’a with a creeped out look- -runs up to Malon- Is it true you’ve been aiding Saria in her nefarious plot to give all the hylians cheese to make them high enough to buy her crack that she makes in the forest temple?
Malon: What?
Ang: Juuuuuuust kiding! Malon... sell us your sooooooooul -sings-
Malon:O.O Who are you?!
Ang: None ya biznak, now answer my fucking questions you bint!
Mi’a: -randomly pops up- bint is not a word -flies away-
Ang and Malon: -stare-
Ang: So as I was saying -blinks-
Malon: -is gone-
Ang: O.o ....ok.. Be that way... -runs off- NECCY-CHAAAAAN!
Necrid: -is sleeping-
Ang: -whacks with mic cable- Neccy-chan!
Necrid: -falls off couch- Wha?! O.O -looks around- What happened?
Ang: I wanna interview you o.o’
Necrid: Oh... uhm... -looks around again- ...ok?
Ang: -shoves mic in face- -^^-
Necrid: o.o -stares at it- ...uhm... I’m Necrid, from Termina... orphan, my sister is Naceal and... -glomps Ani when she walks by- ^^
Ani: Gwah! -tries not to fall, but remembers she’s being held up by the hug- o.o uhm...?
Ang: -shoves Necrid away-
Necrid: -flies in chibi- -Team Rocket ding in sky-
Ang: Ani! What do you have to say now that you’re finally IN the story?!
Ani: uhm... -dances- YAY!
Ang: Good to hear! -^^- How do you feel about DL’s current situation?
DL: What situation?
Ang: -pushes him off screen-
Ani: -cries in chibi- It’s so depressing I just ca-
Ang: Oooooooooh, so sorry, we’re out of time! -looks at clock- -it’s only been five minutes- We’ll continue this in the next chapter! .....Maybe....... probably not

Ang: AND I WAS RIGHT! WE DIDN’T! Hahahahahaa... -cough- -hack- -wheeze-
Ani: Don’t die again, that’d just be stupid
Ang: Hush now! I am sleeping with zee fishes...
Ani:.. Yer dead?
Ang: ...yes...
DL: You’re a dumbass...
Necrid: Shut up!
DL: I wasn’t talking about you, but you are too!
Necrid: -glares-
Ani: ‘Ey!’Ey! Chillness is required, alright? Jesus fucking Christ...
Ang: ...What’s his middle name?
Ani: Who’s?
Ang: Jesus... it’s Jesus H. Christ, isn’t it? Or was that just in French Erotic Film?
Ani: o.o I dunno.. -shrugs-
Necrid: O_o French what film?
Ang: -^_^- You just THINK you wanna know...
Ani: Hey, it’s the grandma face!
Ang: o.o -^__________________________^- Grandma!
Ani: =^________________________________^= GRANDPA!
M’ia: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Ang: You don’t believe in God
M’ia: I believe in the God that can kick your ass...
Ang: So tragic
Ani: So stupid
Ro: Cookies...
Ani: So cookies?
Ang: -drools- Yuuuuuuuum...
Nikki: -walks in with soda- So... uh.... whatever... -disappeares-
Ang: O.o How very interesting
Ani: It’s ‘cause Taiga’s not here...
Ro: T_T Nikki-chan...
Ang: -^^- I know where she went...
Ro: -shakes in chibi- WHERE?!
Ani: She doesn’t really know...
Ro: -goes off to sob in a corner-
Ang: She went to a bar
Ro: O.o -stares-
Ani: Not really...
M’ia: Will ya stop fuckin’ with his head?!
DL: -watches-
Necrid: -hugs Ani-
Ani: Blaaaaaaaarg!
Ang: She’s not liking to be touched today -^^-
Necrid: o.o ....-let’s go slowly as Ani starts to growl and foam at the mouth-
Ani: -is normal again- So ...you know what? We should have a guest star that has nothing to do with Zelda... which means... we need to also bring Link back in to compensate space
Ang: Like who?
???: LOVE AND PEACE!
Ang: ...Are you fucking me?
Ani: Nope, so where’s Link?
Link: ...Here -sweatdrop-
Ang: W00T! Now after that one appearance you can go away and we can introduce whoever that is! ...Even though that quote should have told you...
Ani: -pushes Link off stage with a snow shovel-
Vash the Stampede: ^^ -eats donuts- No one here is after my bounty, right?
Ani: Naw, no one’s after your bounty, Vash. Mainly ‘cause no one cares... useless money here... BUT ANYWAY! HELP YOURSELF TO THESE DEVILS FOOD DONUTS!
Vash: -turns chibi with huge glittery eyes- XD AHH! -glomps bowl of donuts-
Ang: And that’s our show for today, I’m happy I finally got around to updating Funny Funny ‘cause this won’t happen again for a while... unless I’m bored... and brain dead on Released.. And- -gets shot in the head-
All: O_O -stares-
Vash: -eats donuts- -faints when blood is visible-.

THE ADVENTURES OF SUPER ANG, VAMP-BOY, KRAMER LAD, AND SOCK!

Super Ang: QUICK! THAT BABY’S ON FIRE! -rope falls down and hits head- ow, sonnuvaslu– =beeep=

Vamp-Boy: Um... no it... isn’t?

Kramer Lad: -runs away-

Sock: -looks around- .. I AM THE IMPENETRABLE EVI--

-some one off camera- NOT NOW!

Sock: -cough- ...Oh...

IT’S THE ADVENTURES OF SUPER ANG, VAMP-BOY, KRAMER LAD AND SOCK!
========Theme music plays========

Super Ang: Okay, that’s enough

==random beat==

Super Ang: -gets out of bed- Ugh... what time is it... -looks at clock- O_O GOOD GHASTLY GONDUU! IT’S TIME FOR MY WAFFLE INJECTION! -looks over shoulder- QUICKLY, SOCK! YOU MUST INJECT ME WITH THE TASTY WAFFLENESS OR I’LL BE NO MORE!

Sock: -lays there-

Super Ang: I KNOW YOU’RE NOT ASLEEP, DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?!

Sock: ..................................-lays there-.....................................

Super Ang: Damn, I’ll have to do it myself.. -claps- LACKEYS!

-random mice come-

-after waffle injection-

Super Ang: Ah, that is so much BETTER! -stretches- Now I can really fight cheese!

-off camera- Cheese? Crime!

Super Ang: Err... C-crime! Yes! Crime. The dastardly crime that cuts the cheese...

-off camera- Jesus Christ...

Super Ang: -walks out of house whistling- Now to find Vamp-Boy and Kramer Lad -has Sock on shoulder-

Sock: -lays there-

-some lady screams-

Super Ang: LOOK, SOCK! THAT WOMAN IS BEING WOMANIZED! -flies-

Sock: -falls off-

Super Ang: DAMN! Too late!

-lady had a heart attack from seeing some guy from a boy band-

Super Ang: Those infernal boy bands! They destroy happy homes! -laser eyes some old lady-

-old lady screams-

Super Ang: ._. .......-slowly inches away-

=====theme plays=====

So how’d you like it? -^^- Be completely honest!

Ani: .............That was crap. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE!?

.___.

DL: You’re fucking retarded. What, did you come up with that before you fell asleep or something?

-shrinks- ...-nods-

Link: ._. No comment

I just don’t get it -sigh- I need some flare. Something special...

Ani: Macaroni?

What? No! Not macaroni! ..Though they do make stylish necklaces...

Ani: Yeh, stylish if you’re in the second grade.

Hush, you! You’re of no help to me! I’ll find some one who understands me T_T

Ani: But ... no one CAN understand you O_o You’re crazy...

......Shut up... -eats snickers- Mmm. Nugat. -walks away-

====Theme plays===

Super Ang: Well, Vamp-Boy, do you have any ideas on how to make us more flashy?

Vamp-Boy: Um.. Kryptonite?

Super Ang: No, no, Superman’s got that... hmm...

Vamp-Boy: Blood?

Super Ang: No, that’s you. You’re a vampire...

Vamp-Boy: Well, what if we actually got Sock to move around?

Super Ang: ...Nah... Wait! -pap- What if we actually got Sock to move around?

Vamp-Boy: THAT’S BRILLIANT!

Super Ang: Hahahaha, I know...

-both fly into random bedroom-

Super Ang: -points at black sock on floor- SOCK! NOW IS THE TIME! YOU MUST RISE UP AND FIGHT CRIME WITH US!

Vamp-Boy: Wait, where’s Kramer Lad?

Super Ang: -shrugs-

Vamp-Boy: -shrugs-

Super Ang: -shrugs-

Vamp-Boy: -shrugs-

Super Ang: ANYWAY! -looks back at sock- ...Wait, this isn’t even Sock, is it?

Vamp-Boy: -pokes with stick- Nuh-uh...

Super Ang: Then where’d Sock go? -looks around- -finds a note on floor- WHAT, HO!?

Note: I,, the IMPENETRABLE EVIL, have taken your beloved Sock hostage. If you wish to get him back, come to the warehouse of Pie by 3 o’clock or your sidekick will meet a painful end-AT THE HANDS OF A WASHER! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
~Impenetrable Evil~

Super Ang: HOLY SHIT STICKS, VAMP-BOY! WE’VE GOT TO FIND KRAMER LAD AND RESCUE SOCK!

Vamp-Boy: But he’s not useful.. He just runs away... I don’t even think he’s part of the team. You just ran up to him at lunch one day and screamed ‘Kramer Lad’ at him.

Super Ang: .............................................................

Vamp-Boy: It’s true.

Super Ang: WE’VE GOT TO FIND KRAMER LAD AND RESCUE SOCK! -flies away-

Vamp-Boy: -sweat drop- -walks since he can’t fly-

-a few seconds later-

Super Ang: AH! The warehouse of Pie...

Vamp-Boy: No... Super Ang, this is an IHOP.

Super Ang: We-so? He’s GOT to be in here!

-three hours later-

Super Ang: Ah, those pancakes were delicious. Oh! And the waffles, Mm! X3

Vamp-Boy: But we still haven’t found Sock or Kramer Lad and it’s already 5 o’clock.

Super Ang: -witty remark-

Vamp-Boy: O_o???

Super Ang: NOW IS THE TIME TO FLY TO THE WAREHOUSE OF PIE AND RESCUE SOCK, WITH OR WITHOUT KRAMER LAD!!

-Kramer Lad’s house-

Kramer Lad: o_o ....-slowly turns channels on tv-

-Warehouse of Pie-

Super Ang: Ah! The warehouse of Pie...

Vamp-Boy: Are we going in?

Super Ang: No, don’t be silly, I hate pie...

Vamp-Boy: But how will we rescue Sock?

Super Ang: We’ll slip in through the door after shrinking down into a soft spongy material and waft past the lasers and rescue Sock.

Vamp-Boy: ................Can I buy pot from you?

Super Ang: HA HA HA! I have no need for such things! NOW IS THE TIME TO FLY!! -kicks door-

-nothing happens-

Super Ang: .__. -kicks-

-nothing happens-

Super Ang: -kicks-

Vamp-Boy: -opens door-

Super Ang: -kicks- -falls in- Ow! Bitch... -rubs chin-

Vamp-Boy: Look! THERE! IT’S SOCK! -points-

Sock: -tied up to chair-

-disembodied evil voice- NOT SO FAST, SUPER ANG, VAMP-BOY AND KRAMER LA-... Wait, where is Kramer Lad

Both: -shrug-

DEV: Anyway... -cough- NOW I, THE IMPENETRABLE EVIL WILL TAKE THE MONEY!!

Super Ang: I can’t give you the money if I can’t see you... -squints-

IE: Damn... you have a point... -odd scratching-

Super Ang: O_o

Vamp-Boy: O_O?

Sock: -comes from around some boxes- NOW YOU WILL HAND OVER THE MONEY TO ME!

Super Ang: O_O -le gasp- SOCK!? BUT HOW... COULD... YOU? I- JUST CAN’T-BELIEVE IT. Must.. Talk like this.

Vamp-Boy: I-

Super Ang: I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! YOUR LINT WAS ALWAYS DARKER THAN THE OTHER SOCKS! YOU EVIL, VILE THING!

Sock: HAHAHA! Your flattery does not change the situation. -presses button on floor- Now you will see the true extent of my POWER!!!

-one of the floor boards opens up to reveal a mechanical shoe-

Sock: -jumps in- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BIG SHOE! -pulls lever-


-nothing happens-

Super Ang: o_o ...Sorry, did I miss something?

Vamp-Boy: Maybe it happened to fast for us to see?

Sock: NO, YOU FOOLS! -pulls lever again- Argh, damn these cheap shoe mechanics -something pops- -smoke comes from back of shoe- -shoe vibrates- AH! THERE WE GO!

Super Ang: O_- ....You made that with a shoe and a vibrator didn’t you...?

Sock: THAT IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN! NOW YOU WILL DIE -flings shoe at them-

Super Ang: -kicks- -falls on butt-

Vamp-Boy: -Smacks shoe back-

Sock: NUUUU!! -shoe explodes-

Super Ang: -stands up- AH, I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! I WAS JUST TO GOOD FOR THIS JOB!

Vamp-boy: Um... you didn’t really do anything...

Super: Hahahahaha-eh.... what?

====Theme plays====

NEXT TIME!!!!

Narrator: Super Ang, Vamp-Boy and Kramer Lad (maybe) FACE THE EVIL DR. KLOGULOUS AND HIS BAND OF TOILETS!

Mysterious disembodied voice: MWAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY! I will defeat Super Ang’s team and rule the world with my flushing power!!!

====Theme plays===

Super Ang: Hmm... -narrows eyes- This is gonna be a tough job...

Vamp-Boy: Yes, it is... especially when you had no idea I could take you down like this... -smirk-

Super Ang: -starts to sweat- ...-grumbles-

Vamp-Boy: Loosing your nerve, Super Ang?

Super Ang: SHH! I must concentrate....NOW!

BOTH: -slop toothpaste on brush- -brush-

Super Ang: -slaps alarm clock- HAH! TIME! I WIN!

Vamp-Boy: Aww.... T_T

-random beeping noise-

Super Ang: GASP! VAMP-BOY! IT’S THE INFORMATIVE INFORMATION INFO-STATION!

Vamp-Boy: ...Kay?

Super Ang: -presses huge button on wall-

-screen pops out of floor-

Informative information info-station guy: Super Ang , Vamp-Boy, Kramer La-... Where is Kramer Lad?

Super Ang: I told you he was a part of the team -sticks tongue out at Vamp-Boy-

Vamp-Boy: He’s indisposed, currently

IIIG: Ah, I see -nods- Well, anyway, we’ve received word that Dr. Kolgulous is planning on taking over the world with his band of Toilets

Super Ang: O NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! IT CANNOT BE!!!

IIIG: What?

Super Ang: My hot pocket fell apart...

Both: -fall down-

SA: ANYWAY! -throws broken hot pocket over shoulder- We’ll take the case!

VB: But what about Kramer-Lad? Since he IS a member of the team?

SA: ...........Shi-, fuck him XD

VB and IIIG: o_O ...Woah....

===LATER===

SA: This is where the lead said Dr. Klogulous was located -pulls at invisible go-tey-

VB: No it isn’t

SA: Of course it is. The lead said down the street, to the right, and you’ll hit a McDonalds.

VB: You’re ignoring the rest of the directions!

SA: BUT I’M HUNGRY!!!

VB: -sweat drop- O_O ....Kay

===LATER STILL===

Dr. Klogulous -bursts through McCy D’s roof- HAHAHA! I HAVE YOU NOW! -waves toilet cepter- TOILETS! OBEY MY COMMANDS!

-toilets break through the bathroom doors and jump on random people-

SA: NOT SO FAST, DR. KLOGULOUS! -points finger-

VB: -has burger in mouth- GYE! NOHT SHOW FARSSTS!

D.K.: ....Oh, really, it’s only you two?

SA: -stray hairs-

VB: -finishes burger-

D.K.: WELL FINE! I’LL DEFEAT YOU TWO! Since Kramer Lad isn’t even here, I won’t haev to deal with him, WAHAHAHAHA!

-explosions- -huge battle-

SA: MWAHAHAH This one wasn’t very funny, was it?

VB: No, not really...

===THEME PLAYS===

AHHH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!? -rips out hair- HAVE I LOST ALL OF MY FUNNY!?

Ani: Maybe, just maybe, don’t update it with EVERY chapter you do of Released?

But it lines up to well...

Ani: So? You’re making yourself retarded... take a fuckin’ break

DL: Seriously. It’ll let us not have to deal with you.

-vein pop- Fuck you, DL... fuck you.

Ani: -goes evil- Don’t be rude... -growls-

o_o ....Y-yes ma’am....