I woke up from the warm sunlight beeming down through the window beside my bed.I sat up, rubbed the sleep out of my eyes and looked around the room.Link was still asleep in the other bed, so I quietly crept out of bed and slipped my boots on.I walked outside and to the corral.Albana trotted up to me and nieghed."Hey there girl."I whisperd, trying not to be too loud and wake up Link and Malon.I looked out in the small field and saw a purple light beem down from the sky.A guy stepped out and looked around.He spotted me and came walking towards me."Why hello there, Beutiful."He greeted in a seductive tone.I looked behind me like he was talking to another person.

"Who, me?"I asked when he came closer.

"Well, who else is as beutiful as you?"He took my hand and kissed it."I am Jordon, the best sorcerer in all the land."

"Oh, so your the ever so famous Jordon I've heard so much about."I muttered.

"Might I inquire your name?"

"It's Hailey."I looked at him again.He must be a ladie's man.I thought.He had long black hair in a ponytail, tannish skin, and sparkly purple eyes.He wasn't ugly.He wasn't ugly at all.But, I didn't like him one bit.

"Hailey is a marvalous name, befitting a maiden such as yourself."He looked up in my eyes and I couldn't help but look at his too and saw something twinkle."What are doing in a place such as here?I know of a hidden sancuary.I know you can't resise."

"Yeah, no.I'm not retarded, asshole."I pulled my hand away and heard some laughing.I looked up at the window and saw Link giggling.I turned to see Jordon glareing at him.I rolled my eyes and shouted up at Link"C'mon, we should leave now."I hopped on Albana and Before I knew it, I heard a wierd noise and Jordon was in front of me.

"Well, I sure hope we'll see each other again.And soon."Then, he disapeared.Link rode up on Epona and motioned for us to go.

We entered the forest and Link stopped Epona in front of a giant tree stump and I followed him inside.A girl with blue eyes and green hair turned to face us.She had two floating balls above her, untill one flew up to Link and started flying around his head."Link!Link!Where have you been!"

"Hello to you to, Navi."He grabbed the fairy.

"Hello, Link."The girl greeted."Who's your friend, here?"

"This is Hailey."

"Hi, I'm Saria, the sage of forest."The girl greeted with a bright smile."This is my gardian fairy, Lina."She motioned to the other ball of blue light.

"Hello."The small fairy chimed.I smiled at them.I had always been a bit shy when meeting people, and usually kept quiet.

"Are you Gerudo/'Navi asked me.

"Ummm, no.I don't think so."

"Navi, of course she's not Gerudo.Gerudo's are way tanner, have really long and red hair, and have yellow eyes.Remember!"Lina corrected Navi.

"Then why are her ears like that?"

"Because she's not from Hyrule."Saria said."Your frrom that other demension, aren't you?"

"How did you know?"

"I'm a sage.And besides, no one in Hyrule would ever wear that outfit.Though, I must add, it looks spectacular on you."

"Thank you.My ex-boyfriend always liked it when I wore this.That is, before he was caught cheating on me with my ex-best friend."

"He was cheating on you?"Saria gasped."That's terrible."

"He was stupid anyway and he always tried to go to far.But, you know, it turns out that a week after I caught him cheating, he got her pregnaght.She dumped him."

"Guys are such dumbasses."Navi replied.

"Hey!'Link pouted.

"Not you, Link.Your acually cool."I giggled.

"Yeah, you don't go around making out with some random girl you find in town."Navi added.

"Who would do that?"Link asked.

"You'd be surprised.I was once walking with a friend when some guy came up and started french kissing her."

"Okey.That's strange."Saria replied.

"That's just creepy."Link said.

"I know right."Saria opened her mouth to say somthing, but was innterupted by a loud splash and histerical laughter from outside.We all walked outside to find a red-headed boy with freckles tormenting another little kid.Saria sighed and shook her head."Mido.Not again."A whole group of kids gatherd around the two boys.Saria and Link ran up to the crowd so I follwed.I was taller than the kids so I could see the fight easily."Ha ha!Your an Idiot Sammy!"

"Oh, yeah, like you have much room to talk, Mido."Link shouted from his spot in the crowd of children.Mido looked his way and stuck out his toung like a child would.

"Well, your an idiot too!"

"Mido, honestly.I saved a whole kingdom and what have you done to help anyone?"Mido crossed his arms and started muttering to himself as he walked away.Saria walked over to the boy sitting in the small creek and held a hand out to pull him up.He was acually cute for a little boy.Light brown hair, like caremel almost, that whent down to the tops of his emerald green eyes.He had on a little green outfit with a hat kind of like Link's and the other little boys.He stood and put his hat back on his head as he thanked Saria and walkewd away, apperently ashamed that he let Mido bully him."Sammy, wait!"Saria cried as she ran to catch up with him.Link looked at me as I watched the boy walk over to his little treestump of a house."What are you thinking?"He asked me.

"Nothing.It's just, he reminds me of when I was little.When I was in fourth grade, this girl named Whitney always bossed me around and when I tried to do something that would've made anyone proud, she'd butt in and make everyone proud of her instead.I hated her."

"That's what Mido is like to everyone, except Saria.When I was ten, he used to call me 'Mr. Nofairy'."

"Wow, that name sucks.Your right about him being an idiot."

"Yeah, he turned everyone against me but Saria.Then Mido started to really hate me when Saria became my best friend.He had acrush on her and everyone here know's it."

"What about that other kid?"

"Sammy?He's like me, except he has a fairy.He told e once that he wanted to grow up and be like me.But, he won't."

"Ah, that's mean to say, Link."I slapped his arm.

"No, I mean, he could, but he won't grow up.He's a kokiri.Kokiri's don't grow up and they can't leave the forest or else they die.Everyone says I'm lucky because I'm a Hylean, but I don't consider myself lucky."

"That's sad."