Summary: A crap load of pwp to show that I'm still alive... But whatever, I'll probably just delete it soon anyways.
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Link (OoT & MM)
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No
Word count: 3560 Read: 87287
Published: Apr 29, 2005 Updated: Aug 29, 2005
Things you would never hear a Zelda Character Say by Burn
Things You Would Never hear a Zelda Character Say
Epona: Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Link: (anything)
Bonuru: If I only had a brain...
Ganondorf: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I fell pretty and witty and BRIGHT!
Shiek: Where'd my Boobs go? (looks down) and where'd THAT come from?!
Darunia: My nipples look like Milk Duds!!
Ruto: Public nudity is wrong!
King Zora: Trimspa, Baby...
Tatl: (anything positive)
Link: This skirt feels kind of Kinky...
Richard: I'm not gay, I'm just exploring!
Marin: Screw that shit, he's gay.
Navi: Strange, but all these women swarm over Link, yet he never seems interested... I wonder...
Link: No, Navi, I'm not gay, but if I was you'd probably be the reason.
Navi: C'mon, you're like young Michael Jackson with a smaller Dick!
That's all I have now. More comes soon.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters and settings are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. No money is being made from this work. No copyright infringement is intended.