Summary: This is just complete randomness that I don't even have to think about... just shows what I'll do when I'm bored and have writers block.
Some foul language. That's it.
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Link (OoT & MM)
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Word count: 5135 Read: 44352
Published: Feb 20, 2005 Updated: Jul 02, 2005
O.o What you say? by xrigidxdistancex
Ang: I have returned. Ph34r me, the mighty fish ball bint
Ani: And some how you’re alive
DL: How you keep coming back amazes me -sweat drop-
Nikki: ^^ You’re survival rate is astounding
Ang: Thanks. So, how do you guys like Realizations so far? It’s over... and now Released is giving me problems from the Get-go
Ani: Well once you’re done with chapter one I GET TO COME IN! XD
Ang: Released is gonna be long v.v maybe 30 chapters...
Mi’a: Why’d you make it so long?
Ang: ‘Cause that’s how it turned out during planning...
Ani: Which I helped you with
DL: Bull-shit. While she was planning, you were sitting there drinking ramune
Ani: O.o .........YOU’RE LYING!
Link: I’m a witness -raises hand-
Ani: O.O ... All of you are out to get me... -twitch- -explodes-
Ang: FUCK! There goes and important character...
Link: How important?
Ang: Tch. I’m not telling! Y’all gotta figure it out for yourselves
Nikki: I know who she is! She’s the- -dies-
Ang: O.o ..... Well....... I wasn’t gonna put you into it anyway!
Sheik: v.- (that line is hair XD heeeeee)’ Well, let’s just hope no one else important dies, and that we can revive Ani
Mi’a: There’s that ... thing flower on that hill...
Ang: What hill?
Mi’a: -points to a large, dead, evil looking twisted hill that occasionally spits fire from the top-
Ang: O.- -huge twitch- -has a seizure-
DL: I’ll take that as a no
Ang: Of course it’s a fuck no! How the hell am I supposed to get up there?! I’LL BE KILLED AND THEN BYE-BYE FAN FIC! BYE-BYE THIS FUNNY FUNNY! DX
Mi’a: ... well... you could always have DL poof you...
Ang: o.o ...oooooooooooooooooooooooh.... yeeeeeeeeeeh.... -tackles him- You gotta poof me!
DL: What?!?
Ang: -cries waterfalls in chibi- Ani’ll stay dead unless yo poof me up to the top to get that thing flower!
DL: ......Poof?
Ang: Teleport! With the black-fire and the shwaaaaaaa!
DL: ...Fine. Whatever
Ang: :D You do care!
DL: No I don’t! I’ve just got nothing better to do!
Ang: XP Fine, be that way
DL: Shut up -poofs with t3h Ang-
Nikki: This is interesting... Is there really a flower there, Mi’a-chan?
Mi’a: ...Hell if I know
Nikki: ...Then why did you tell her that?
Mi’a: -points at the Ani bits- So she wouldn’t distract me with her insanity while I fix Ani
Sheik: Makes sense... she is insane
Nikki: Naaaaah... she’s just crazy ^^
Mi’a: Same difference -takes out red fairy in a bottle- -throws it at Ani bits- HAHA
Ani: -sits up- -.O .........WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -falls asleep-
Mi’a: ^^’‘ ...And this is... kinda why I didn’t wanna bring her back...
Nikki: Ne?
Mi’a: ‘Cause she’s fucking mental, and annoying... just like Ang!
Link: That’s not nice...
Mi’a: You know it’s true
Link: -looks around-
Sheik: I know it v.-‘
Necrid: -walks in from other room with ice cream- ._. meh? -looks at Ani- ...Why does she look kinda dead?
Naceal: -walks from other other room- And where’s Dark Link?
Mi’a: She was dead -points at Ani- but she’s alive again -ignores Naceal-
Necrid: o.o Oh... well... good... -eats ice cream-
Naceal: Hello?! Me! Here! Asking a question!
Ang: Shut up, you Slutty McWhore
All: -turn around-
Ang: -^^- I got the flow- -looks at Ani- .... o.o .... ._. .... -_- ....You lied to me T.T I’m so hurt...
DL: -sips beer- Well, that was a waste of my time -walks off-
Ang: -_-‘ ...eh... -throws flower at Ani-
Ani: Who-wha? ._. -looks around- ....Oh... -^^- Hola! -waves-
Necrid: -sweat drop- ...Right, so... anyway...
Kaori: Do you do drugs? -talking to Naceal-
Naceal: ...no...?
Ang: I like cheese!
Kaori: Cheese is not a drug
Ang: It is the way I use it!
Kaori: I don’t even wanna know how that is!
Ang and Kaori: YAY FOR QUOTING SHIT FROM E-ZELDA! XDDD
Naceal: You two know each other? -finally notices DL- DARK LINK! :D -tries to glomp-
DL: -side steps-
Naceal: -hits wall-
Ang and Ani: YAY!!! -does bandit dance-
Kaori: I’m assuming she’s a bitch?
Ang: A corrupt bitch-ass whore who would as soon as fuck her half brother if he payed her
Necrid: Like I would... That’s sick!
Ani: Indeed it is... indeed it is...
Ganondorf: -runs past with one of those drinky birds-
All: -stare- O.o .....
Ang: GOOD LORD, MAN!
Ani: Show some decency!
Ganondorf: -runs up and hugs Ani and Ang-
Ang: @_@
Ani: DX
DL: This is disturbing -sets his hair on fire-
Ganondorf: AHHH! -Explodes-
Ang and Ani: -charred and smoking with huge eyes, while standing it weird poses-
DL: ...There -walks away-
Ang: ...Thanks...
Ani: You’re a great ...help... -twitch-
both: -crumble-
Link: Can they ever NOT die?!
DL: They’re doing it for attention now...
Sheik: I don’t think they are.. -prods the ash with a stick- I think they’re really dead
DL: Great -sweat drop-
Zelda: -pours red potion on ash-
Ang: -sproing- O.o
Ani: -Gadoing- o.O
Mi’a: W00t! -claps-
Nikki: ...^^’‘’ Yay?
Ani: -gets up and walks away to find ramune-
Ang: CELEBRATE! LALALA- -explodes-
DL: GODDAMMIT!
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