Funny funny randomness on Crack, Yay by xrigidxdistancex
Summary: This is just complete randomness that I don't even have to think about... just shows what I'll do when I'm bored and have writers block. Some foul language. That's it.
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Link (OoT & MM)
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No Word count: 5135 Read: 44310 Published: Feb 20, 2005 Updated: Jul 02, 2005
Shwa? by xrigidxdistancex
Ang: Here we are again
DL: But why are we here again?
Ani: -watches Zim-
Ang: Because, dammit, we need to be. This is my most read thing on Kasuto and it’s damn fun to right. ...bitch
DL: ...Riiiiiiight
Ani: XD Hahaha... bitch... XDDDD ._. “I’‘ve wanted to pass probing day like a slorg-beast passes her young. Jiggly!!! And full of juuuuuuice.”
Ang: Fuck yeh XD
Necrid: ^^ Hey, hey -sits down next to Ani and watches Zim-
Ani: -sips soda and takes no notice-
Ang: Anyway, I thought I’d bring in some of my other characters that have absolutely NOTHING to do with Zelda here -^^-
DL: And who would that be?
Ang: Sage, and Chaos -^^- And maybe Harukame
DL: You’re thinking of bringing that huge thing here? In your tiny house?
Ang: o.o yeh... -holds up HUUUUUGE Harukame plushie- (to see Harukame, look in my photobucket album; search for KukaDDR) HE IS IN LEMON FORM!
DL: You’ve been reading to much of that Chef Brian shit, it’s rotting your mind
Ani: She had a mind to begin with?
Ang: Which means neither do you! :D -points at Ani-
Ani: o.o ... O.O .....o.o .... -_- ....-^^- Oh yeh! XD What was I doin’?
Ang: Point proven
Chaos: O.o This is... very interesting...
Ang: -holds up microphone to Chaos- Go one, tell them where you’re from X3
Chaos: -stares- ._. ... uhm... -clears throat- I am ... well, was not born, but have lived in Hollow Bastion for a-
Ang: TAKING to long. I’ll do it for ya. YAY FOR KINGDOM HEARTS CHARACTERS
Sage: Imbecile -takes microphone and smashes it on wall-
Ang: O.O ...That cost money....
Sage: No one cares
Chaos: ^^’ Sage...
Ani: TWISTY SPINY THINGS! AH! THE CARNAGE MAKES ME SO HAPPY!
Ang: ENOUGH! -blows up-
Ani: O.o Oh fuck... Well, I guess no one will know what happens in Realizations
Necrid: NO! I’LL NEVER GET A PART!
Ani: Neither of us are coming in until the next fic anyway
Necrid: That’s my point
DL: And I’m still a puppet bastard. ...Ah well... least I get to kill things
Necrid: ¬.¬ You’re sick, you don’t deserve Ani
Ani: o.o Wha?
DL: What the hell’s that supposed to mean?
Necrid: Exactly what it sounds like!
DL: -takes out sword- Wretch
-huge fight-
Ani: Yo! Yo, mother fucker, quit it! T.T I can’t hear Zim...
Mi’a: This is so pointless... again! XD
Sage: And yet, strangely amusing -watches Necrid and DL fight-
Chaos: ^^’‘ mm...
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I say it's finished so I can just add and add and add XD I'll switch it to not soon.
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