Chapter 6: I got nothing for this
A/N: To be honest, I had no idea what to call this chapter. Remember, I can see the amount of readers, but I'd appriciate at least one review. Enjoy!

Link, realizing he forgot the Heart Container at the Eastern Palace, hurried back, and noticed a Hinox had set up a hot dog vendor. "Oi, you want a hot dog? It is for assholes only!" it asked with a thick Russian accent. "Hmm, is it for DAP, Dumb and Proud?" Link asked curiously.
-In the Sacred Realm-
"Oi, your plan to kill that dumbass with a hot dog failed," Farore reported to her fellow goddesses. "Well fuck that, I'm da onewith POWER!" Din screeched. "Whatever, I'm going to talk with Uryan," Nayru muttered.
-Back with our 'Hero'-
Link stabbed the Hinox when it muttered something about Gameboy Colors and Link's mommy. "Nobody offends my mommy! She was a box of crayons for the Love of Fucking Din!" Link screamed. A lightning bolt struck him. Link stormd off, when he realized that the gate to the palace was shut and the switch was on the complete other side. Irene, noticing Link, picked him up and threw him at the Sanctuary, wherehe smashed into the Priest. " What the fucking hell was that about bitch?!" the Priest screamed, grabbing a hackshaw and chasing Link to Rosso's house. Once Link was inside..."HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE?! THIS IS AN OCCUPIED BATHROOM BITCH!" Gulley screamed, holding a newspaper in front of him. Syrup was silent. The weird scientist guy was quiet. Din was quiet. Gyorg was quiet. Skull Kid was quiet. We all were quiet. "I thought this was Rosso's house," Link said. "Yah, I converted it into a bathroom last week after I finished a hut up there," Rosso said, appearing in the doorway. "Up where?" Link asked. Rosso facepalmed. "Death Mountain, dammit!" Rosso screamed. "Where will you get yur groceries? It's a forty minute walk down the mountain, and there aren't any supermarkets up there," Link pointed out. He was met wih silence. "Gulley, get out of here! I'm reclaiming my house-" Rosso began. "THROUGH A GODDAMN LAWSUIT!" Glley screamed before storming off . Link left, and Irene, who had been hired to make sure the kid got the pendants, threw him up the Tower of Hera. Link landed in front of Moldorm, and a lightbulb flickered in his head before burning out. "I JUST REALIZED HOW HUNGRY I AM!" Link screeched, devouring the boss in seconds, leaving a Heart Container and the Pendant of Power. Link grabbed the pendant, polished it with a rag, and...plummeted down the tower.

I hope you enjoyed. This writing business is hard.
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