<i><u><b>Chapter 3 Onwards!</i></u></b>

“Wha? What?” he looked over and saw Saria standing over him. She was holding some Fairy Repellent. Incidentally, the exact same one that Soren had used the night before.

“Well?” she asked in forced calm.

“Uh heh! Well what?” Link asked innocently.

“WHAT?” she screamed, pulling out a frying pan.

‘Where does she get those?’ the boy thought.

Saria advanced with the pan.

“Soren did it!” he yelled in blind panic.

“Don’t you blame Soren! He wouldn’t!”

“B-but he c-could.” Link squeaked.

“SOREN!” Saria yelled in fury.

Soren quietly flew down the stairs and when he was right behind her, he asked, “Yes? You called?”

Saria jumped about three feet in the air. Li9nk had to cover his mouth or else he would’ve burst out laughing. He really wouldn’t want to do that right now. His head was still sore from the last time Saria had smacked him with a pan.

When Saria recovered, she turned and her hand shot out, and grabbed her black fairy.

“Tell me the truth, did you or did you not use the last of my Fairy Repellent? Is this little boy-“

Link cut her off. “I’m not little!” he stated defiantly.

“You’re eight years old! You…are…a…KID!”

“But… Hey, don’t forget, I saved you life!”

“Yeah. When you were sixteen years old. I see a BIG difference!”

“Ahem!” Soren coughed. This time… Saria and Link jumped! They had completely forgot about the fairy. “Okay, here’s what happened. Link was trying to get to sleep but he couldn’t. He heard a knock at the door,” he spoke very fast. “He opened the door and saw Navi, Rekhyt, and Affa.”

Link cut him off. “Hey! How did you know that?”

Soren smirked and replied, “I heard you scream ‘DO’! Really funny!”

Link glared at Soren.

“So I grabbed your last can of Fairy Repellent and went back downstairs. I aimed the Fairy Repellent and Link found one of your frying pans. I sprayed them and Link tried to hit them with the pan. They left…” Soren finished by saying, “I hoped that you wouldn’t notice! Heh!”

Saria growled and made to swat the fairy but Soren flew behind Link’s head. Link slammed the back of his head against the wall. Soren let out a little squeak before he passed out.

“Well now that he’s gone, things’ll quiet down some! Right?”

“Yeah… buuuut…”

Link didn’t like the sound of that. “But what?”

Saria smiled sweetly, “Oh nothing. Just… you have to go all the way to Hyrule Castle,” Link began to protest but Saria raised a fist and Link shut his mouth. “And buy me some more!”

“What if I don’t want to?” he asked. He was pushing his luck, but didn’t care.

“If you don’t… I’ll lock you out of the house and you can go live elsewhere!”

Link gulped, “Fine.” He muttered. “You win. I’ll go!”

“Thought so!”

“When do I go?”

“Tomorrow!”

Link sighed and got ready for bed.

When he woke up, Saria was standing over him. He let out a girly shriek and leapt up. Saria’s face turned red and she shook with mirth.

He glared at her and looked around for his hat. He saw it floating closer and closer. “AHHHH! HAUNTED HAT! PANIC!”

Saria giggled and picked the hat up. Soren popped out and was laughing. Link’s face turned red from embarrassment. Even his pointy ears went scarlet. “Give me that!” he grabbed his hat out of Saria’s hands and plopped it on his head.

“Sooo! Are you ready for your big adventure?” she asked tilting her head.

“Oh, shut up!” he snapped. “I have enough to worry about.” He looked up to see Saria standing there holding the Kokiri Blade, his Deku Shield, and his spells: Din’s Fire, Nayrue’s Love, and Farore’s Wind.

“You said that the only way to get a discount is if you have a fairy with you, right?” Link nodded dumbly. “Okay! Soren will go with you!”

“Oh joy!” Link and Soren said in sarcastic unison.

“Well, off ya’ go!” she stated.

Link gulped, “N-now? Oh fine.” He equipped his items and sauntered over to the door and looked out.

‘No fairies! Good!’ thought Link as he stuffed Soren in his hat.

He stepped out and instantly, he heard a buzzing. He spun and saw half of the ‘Death Squad’! He screamed and took off towards the exit of the forest.