omer headed west just as malon told him in search of the hidden base. "wow, i just realized im just one person and these are alot of monsters im headed to mabey i should get some help." but right as omer got in the middle of hyrule field he heard screechy little laughter. "hee hee hee hee.... look at him kotake he is a wreched little imp isnt he." "that he is kaume he is a little imp it is sad that he thinks he can stop our plan wich are plans from the great ganondorf." "you see imp, we have been using the power of fusing magic to combine the most vicious of monsters. and since we are free to roam the land we will sieze all parts of hyrule including your stupid little lost woods."
"kaume what have you done you fire headed oaf you just told him our plans he could tell sombody that matters." "shut up kotake you ice brain he'll be dead before any body knows what were up to." "very well lets just kill him and get it over with." "peh" "peh".
as a red and blue burst of energy hit the ground the two witches said "come forth servants of ganondorf!" then a rumble came from the ground and 50 redead spewed forth as did 50 like likes. "try this one on for size imp!" "peh" "peh". then two bolts of enery hit the redeads and like likes and they all fused together to make one huge monster with a bad attitude called a supreme like dead. it was big and blobby aproximatly 60 feet in hight and had 100 arms growing out of the sides also it had a giant spooky mask.
omer had no clue what to do he threw his spear, sword, and even blew some darts his way but it was to no effect the beast just absorbed it all. then he thought "man if only i hadnt given all my bombs to malon." "looks like the little imp is going to die eh kotake?" "yes it does kaume. hee hee hee hee." then a figure darted from behind a wall. "OMER!!!!!!" it was malon. "omer take your skull bombs it looks as if you could use them." then omer thought "naw really you psyco bitch?"
"thanks malon you came just in the nick of time." omer took the bombs and then he had an idea. he put on the shoes that the crazey old guy gave him. he ran top speed around the beast over and over until he made it dizzy. then using the awesome speed he ran up the side of the monster and jumped over the top. he lit all the fuses and dropped every single one of them into the monster's throat. "die you son of a bitch!!!!!"
he landed on the ground and took one final look at the monster and as he gave one last roar he started to swell and then... --BOOM!!!!!!!!!!-- the monster exploded with a quarter of the force of an atomic bomb. "arrrrrg you wretched little imp! you havent seen the last of us!!!" "now look what you did you fire headed imbicile!" "aw shut up ice queen you--"
omer picked up his weapons and gave one final thanks to malon and went to kakariko villiage. once there he decided to look for help and then he saw somthing familliar it was the symbol of the sheikah. it was on a white haired hylian who was standing beside a young 14 year olde blonde girl who looked to be of some importance. he wallked up to impa and said "excuse me i couldn't help but notice that your carrying the mark of the sheikah. what is your name?" "ah a skullkid verry good i am impa and this is princess zelda." "i am going to go to death mountain because of a tip that two witches named kotake and kaume are brewing up somthing bad." "katoke and kaume? you mean twinrova. of course we will help you the twinrova are always up to somthing bad they are big followers of ganondorf and the last thing we need is for ganondorf's minions destroying everything." said impa. "impa have you tought zelda here the sheikah ways?" "well now that you mention it no i guess i should i cant protect her forever." "zelda we need to train you but we have a verry limited time to do so so your going to have to listen to every thing impa and i tell you ok?" "got it, but how do you know so much about the sheikah." asked zelda "because the skullkids tought the sheikah everything they know." "impa is this true." "yes it is zelda now lets begin your training." authors note:look dont give me any theorys about how sheikahs came to be ok? cause this is mine