Summary: This is just complete randomness that I don't even have to think about... just shows what I'll do when I'm bored and have writers block.
Some foul language. That's it.
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Link (OoT & MM)
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Word count: 5135 Read: 44384
Published: Feb 20, 2005 Updated: Jul 02, 2005
Guess who's back, back again by xrigidxdistancex
THE ADVENTURES OF SUPER ANG, VAMP-BOY, KRAMER LAD, AND SOCK!
Super Ang: QUICK! THAT BABY’S ON FIRE! -rope falls down and hits head- ow, sonnuvaslu– =beeep=
Vamp-Boy: Um... no it... isn’t?
Kramer Lad: -runs away-
Sock: -looks around- .. I AM THE IMPENETRABLE EVI--
-some one off camera- NOT NOW!
Sock: -cough- ...Oh...
IT’S THE ADVENTURES OF SUPER ANG, VAMP-BOY, KRAMER LAD AND SOCK!
========Theme music plays========
Super Ang: Okay, that’s enough
==random beat==
Super Ang: -gets out of bed- Ugh... what time is it... -looks at clock- O_O GOOD GHASTLY GONDUU! IT’S TIME FOR MY WAFFLE INJECTION! -looks over shoulder- QUICKLY, SOCK! YOU MUST INJECT ME WITH THE TASTY WAFFLENESS OR I’LL BE NO MORE!
Sock: -lays there-
Super Ang: I KNOW YOU’RE NOT ASLEEP, DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?!
Sock: ..................................-lays there-.....................................
Super Ang: Damn, I’ll have to do it myself.. -claps- LACKEYS!
-random mice come-
-after waffle injection-
Super Ang: Ah, that is so much BETTER! -stretches- Now I can really fight cheese!
-off camera- Cheese? Crime!
Super Ang: Err... C-crime! Yes! Crime. The dastardly crime that cuts the cheese...
-off camera- Jesus Christ...
Super Ang: -walks out of house whistling- Now to find Vamp-Boy and Kramer Lad -has Sock on shoulder-
Sock: -lays there-
-some lady screams-
Super Ang: LOOK, SOCK! THAT WOMAN IS BEING WOMANIZED! -flies-
Sock: -falls off-
Super Ang: DAMN! Too late!
-lady had a heart attack from seeing some guy from a boy band-
Super Ang: Those infernal boy bands! They destroy happy homes! -laser eyes some old lady-
-old lady screams-
Super Ang: ._. .......-slowly inches away-
=====theme plays=====
So how’d you like it? -^^- Be completely honest!
Ani: .............That was crap. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE!?
.___.
DL: You’re fucking retarded. What, did you come up with that before you fell asleep or something?
-shrinks- ...-nods-
Link: ._. No comment
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