Summary: This is just complete randomness that I don't even have to think about... just shows what I'll do when I'm bored and have writers block.
Some foul language. That's it.
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Link (OoT & MM)
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Word count: 5135 Read: 44362
Published: Feb 20, 2005 Updated: Jul 02, 2005
Nuthin' by xrigidxdistancex
Ang: AND I WAS RIGHT! WE DIDN’T! Hahahahahaa... -cough- -hack- -wheeze-
Ani: Don’t die again, that’d just be stupid
Ang: Hush now! I am sleeping with zee fishes...
Ani:.. Yer dead?
Ang: ...yes...
DL: You’re a dumbass...
Necrid: Shut up!
DL: I wasn’t talking about you, but you are too!
Necrid: -glares-
Ani: ‘Ey!’Ey! Chillness is required, alright? Jesus fucking Christ...
Ang: ...What’s his middle name?
Ani: Who’s?
Ang: Jesus... it’s Jesus H. Christ, isn’t it? Or was that just in French Erotic Film?
Ani: o.o I dunno.. -shrugs-
Necrid: O_o French what film?
Ang: -^_^- You just THINK you wanna know...
Ani: Hey, it’s the grandma face!
Ang: o.o -^__________________________^- Grandma!
Ani: =^________________________________^= GRANDPA!
M’ia: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Ang: You don’t believe in God
M’ia: I believe in the God that can kick your ass...
Ang: So tragic
Ani: So stupid
Ro: Cookies...
Ani: So cookies?
Ang: -drools- Yuuuuuuuum...
Nikki: -walks in with soda- So... uh.... whatever... -disappeares-
Ang: O.o How very interesting
Ani: It’s ‘cause Taiga’s not here...
Ro: T_T Nikki-chan...
Ang: -^^- I know where she went...
Ro: -shakes in chibi- WHERE?!
Ani: She doesn’t really know...
Ro: -goes off to sob in a corner-
Ang: She went to a bar
Ro: O.o -stares-
Ani: Not really...
M’ia: Will ya stop fuckin’ with his head?!
DL: -watches-
Necrid: -hugs Ani-
Ani: Blaaaaaaaarg!
Ang: She’s not liking to be touched today -^^-
Necrid: o.o ....-let’s go slowly as Ani starts to growl and foam at the mouth-
Ani: -is normal again- So ...you know what? We should have a guest star that has nothing to do with Zelda... which means... we need to also bring Link back in to compensate space
Ang: Like who?
???: LOVE AND PEACE!
Ang: ...Are you fucking me?
Ani: Nope, so where’s Link?
Link: ...Here -sweatdrop-
Ang: W00T! Now after that one appearance you can go away and we can introduce whoever that is! ...Even though that quote should have told you...
Ani: -pushes Link off stage with a snow shovel-
Vash the Stampede: ^^ -eats donuts- No one here is after my bounty, right?
Ani: Naw, no one’s after your bounty, Vash. Mainly ‘cause no one cares... useless money here... BUT ANYWAY! HELP YOURSELF TO THESE DEVILS FOOD DONUTS!
Vash: -turns chibi with huge glittery eyes- XD AHH! -glomps bowl of donuts-
Ang: And that’s our show for today, I’m happy I finally got around to updating Funny Funny ‘cause this won’t happen again for a while... unless I’m bored... and brain dead on Released.. And- -gets shot in the head-
All: O_O -stares-
Vash: -eats donuts- -faints when blood is visible-.
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