Summary: This is just complete randomness that I don't even have to think about... just shows what I'll do when I'm bored and have writers block.
Some foul language. That's it.
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Link (OoT & MM)
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Word count: 5135 Read: 44341
Published: Feb 20, 2005 Updated: Jul 02, 2005
... by xrigidxdistancex
Ang: Today we will be holding interviews with the... lesser characters of OoT and some of my originals that I didn’t include in my story
DL: What’s the point of that?
Ang: So the people can get to know them when I write one shots including them
DL: ...I doubt you’ll do that
Ang: SO! Let’s start with, uhm.... mmm,.... MI’A! -dashes over nearly knocking her down-
Mi’a: Gah! Chillax! XD
Ang: -shoves microphone in face- Mi’a! Please state your full name into the mic!
Mi’a: O.o ... uhm... ok? -stares at it- ...Mi’a Dragmire
Ang: Does your name mean anything special?
Mi’a: Hell if I know
Ang: Good answer! Now, care to tell us about yourself? Stats? Bio?
Mi’a: o.o .. Uhm... I’m 16... live alone, am friends with Nikki... Only child... I don’t really like fighting... I can kinda... sorta use some elements... I know it doesn’t make sense because of my father, but I am from Termina... where Ang was originally gonna make Nikki from too, but that went down the hole -flushing noise-
Ang: So! Is there a significant other anywhere? -shoves mic back in face-
Mi’a: What... a guy? Psh. Nope. I’m not going with anyone
Ang: Fair enough! -runs away leaving Mi’a with a creeped out look- -runs up to Malon- Is it true you’ve been aiding Saria in her nefarious plot to give all the hylians cheese to make them high enough to buy her crack that she makes in the forest temple?
Malon: What?
Ang: Juuuuuuust kiding! Malon... sell us your sooooooooul -sings-
Malon:O.O Who are you?!
Ang: None ya biznak, now answer my fucking questions you bint!
Mi’a: -randomly pops up- bint is not a word -flies away-
Ang and Malon: -stare-
Ang: So as I was saying -blinks-
Malon: -is gone-
Ang: O.o ....ok.. Be that way... -runs off- NECCY-CHAAAAAN!
Necrid: -is sleeping-
Ang: -whacks with mic cable- Neccy-chan!
Necrid: -falls off couch- Wha?! O.O -looks around- What happened?
Ang: I wanna interview you o.o’
Necrid: Oh... uhm... -looks around again- ...ok?
Ang: -shoves mic in face- -^^-
Necrid: o.o -stares at it- ...uhm... I’m Necrid, from Termina... orphan, my sister is Naceal and... -glomps Ani when she walks by- ^^
Ani: Gwah! -tries not to fall, but remembers she’s being held up by the hug- o.o uhm...?
Ang: -shoves Necrid away-
Necrid: -flies in chibi- -Team Rocket ding in sky-
Ang: Ani! What do you have to say now that you’re finally IN the story?!
Ani: uhm... -dances- YAY!
Ang: Good to hear! -^^- How do you feel about DL’s current situation?
DL: What situation?
Ang: -pushes him off screen-
Ani: -cries in chibi- It’s so depressing I just ca-
Ang: Oooooooooh, so sorry, we’re out of time! -looks at clock- -it’s only been five minutes- We’ll continue this in the next chapter! .....Maybe....... probably not
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