Chapter 8: Battle of Hyrule
A/N: We'll finally be crossing into Lorule! Enjoy!

Link plugged in the cord, to which the goddesses left a note saying to unplug the pedestal when he put back the Master Sword. Link grasped the blue hilt of the sacred sword, and pulled. The pendants flew to their respective slots, and the Pendant of Wisdom could be heard muttering "asshole" to Link. Link left the meadow, and found a shitload of ghosts not happy at all. "You bitch, how the Hell did you get into the Sword Grove without coming here first?" one screamed. Link didn't answer, so they threw him at the beginning of the Lost Woods. Link hit a tree, and was out for several hours. When he woke up, he noticed that half his rupees were gone. He did a couple of impossible stretches, which resulted in breaking his arms. Loud CRACKS could be heard all the way to Kakariko. Link winced in pain every time he took a step, and attempted to stick up his middle finger at the goddesses. He managed to do so, and was struck by lightning bolts, remaining unconcious for five hours.
-Five Hours Later-
Link woke up to find himself in a hospital, with a fairy healing his arms. He got out of bed, ate the bread he was given, and headed for Hyrule Castle. On his way, he stopped by he community center, and saw Ravio investing in comics and films made in 1977. Link purchased a film called Kick-Ass, and decided Ravio was stupid as the film was not made in 1977. He noticed that Hur's JediKnights were fighting Sith Lords. Jez whispered something to his Second in Command, SIC nodded, and they disappeared. Hur and his entourage disappeared as well, stating they were going to kick Sith Ass. Link left, crawled to Hyrule Castle, and noticed that some men were drinking tea. Link used his Hookshit to get to door above the entrance. He opened the door, and notice a portal. He went through the portal, and went into the room he saw. There was nothing but pillars, so he pulled out spray paint. Some measly ten hours later, Link wokeup, hearing footsteps, and noticing Yuga. "Augh, how the Hell did you escape? Never mind that, I'm Yuga for goddamn sakes, not Ghirahim!" Yuga screamed. Link digested this information, and a smile appeared on his face. "Oh, hi I'm Link! Do you want to be my friend and have a sleepover?" Link introduced himself. Yuga thought for a moment when he realized that Link had spray painted 'GHIRAHIM SUCKZ HIZ BALLZ.' "SON OF A BITCH! PREPARE TO DIE!" Yuga screamed, summoning a ball of dark energy. Link whipped out the bow and shot an arrow at Yuga's stomach. Yuga fled, and Link followed. When Link reached an office, which he surmised was Chancellor Cole's office, he noticed a crack, and merged nto the wall, and slipped into the crack. Link grew dizzy, and eventually vomited in the fabric of the universe. He eventually landed in a room similar to the Chancellor's office, and saw Yuga fleeing.

That's Chapter eight. Until next time!
Peace