Summary: This is an assorted collection of very random one shots. If you like randomness and short stories then you should read them. They are very funny. This will probly be my last update.
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Zelda
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Word count: 2145 Read: 37850
Published: Aug 17, 2005 Updated: Aug 19, 2005
ESRB by KissGirl16
ESRB
One day when a young boy in a forest got a fairy he was summoned to go see the Great Deku Tree. He was having dreams the night before. I guess they were wet dreams or something because if you replay the footage
Link and Zelda can be seen having raunchy sex in the background... Dude this is in complete violation of our ESRB rating, change of story now!
“No way man! This is just getting good!” Link yelled to the ESRB people but it was too late. They changed the game to
The Chronicles of Narnia!!! (plus Link and some stupid fairy) “Oh that’s better!” said the ESRB people. “Now we can have him meet that bird guy, Merlin...”
“Oh yeah that’s great...little children watching dragons lose their heads to Excalibur...”
“Hmm... I like the wet dream better...at least I can jerk off to that.”
“Also in violating out rating!”
“Fiiiiiiiine how bout that pickle story...are you implying something with that pickle?”
“You guys are horny bastards...I’m going home!” and Link went back to his dream.
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